Pennsylvanaia Thread

Now you know the car! Only mine's a 1921 "Centerdoor" Sedan, not a roadster. They are the rarest of the T's. One door on each side in the middle like a carriage. Not restored, but maintained with all original parts.

Shovel? I can dig you a moat easier with the backhoe! No exaggeration there. I was lucky enough to find a local surveyor selling off some of his equipment. There sat a 60’s vintage John Deere diesel backhoe / wheel loader with a for sale sign for $3,500! I though a few zeros were missing, so I tried to call the number on the sign from a phone booth across the street. No answer. So I called my wife at home to tell her what I found and to keep trying the number. I wasn’t leaving it. I removed the sign and literally sat on it until he arrived. Started with hydraulics working, bought it on the spot. That was 12 years ago, used it to put in a driveway, and to dig our basement. Would be lost here without it. Major rocks in the Pocono’s. Great for taking down trees, lifting truck bodies, motors in boats…… digging moats. We have about 3 acres of woods, on a private road, so it gets a workout a few times a year.

I guess my problem with the area is really due to what we caused ourselves. With that machine, affectionately called “Dino” as in dinosaur, we built our own home from the ground up. After putting in a long U shape driveway back into the woods, digging the basement, using it to place beams…… Near the end I put the shingles up on the roof with him….. The home I designed on paper grew to a 4,000 foot monster that today is almost done. Lived in it 10 years while building in our spare time. So when the cost is only materials, you use the best available, and it becomes an overbuilt house for the area. Now I’ve learned while looking for rental properties to always buy the WORST property in the BEST area. We have built the BEST home in the WORST area, therefore we’ll never get our money out of it. We built it to live in forever, so it shouldn’t be an issue. But knowing it’s value against it’s worth, is a bummer putting so much work into it. We joke with the commercial kitchen appliances, (I’m in the LP gas business, so I’m spoiled working on professional kitchen equipment) that it could be a bed and breakfast inn! Maybe the grass is always greener, but now a little log cabin in the woods is looking better and better.

The Hummer was an exaggeration, too wide for off roading and parking lots around here. (I am into the American General Humvee, or H 1, not the fake plastic Chevrolet Suburban they call the H 2) But the service truck is a diesel, the highest priced fuel on the road, so we finally got an everyday vehicle that will get us there quicker than the T. We’re not that backward anymore. Just call us unique, not strange!
 
For you guys to get horned up in the Lehi Valley area, Erv's BYO Christmas party is December 16th this year. That yearly party is an experience is all I can say. Basically every dancer that works there "on duty" for the entire party with good food. Bring your own beverage. Mostly guys at the party, but everyone is welcome. Like all BYO's in PA, totally nude with no Liquor Control Board jurisdiction. Added a grille and promotes corporate parties and luncheon meetings. Runway with hot tub/shower. Last time I was there they had a 1.00 drawing for the winner to get to dry the girls off as they got out all night.
For the gals, Ron Jeremy will be there Friday December 17th and Saturaday 18th. Rub elbows or a whole lot more with the celebrity. If you're not a Ron Jeremy fan, (could anyone not adore him?) don't hold it against me, I'm only the messenger!
 
Even though Erv's is pretty close to where I live, I haven't been there in a long time. A friend of mine took me up to White Haven to this club called "The Pleasure Dome" Lots of hot girls who were VERY friendly. I ended up spending way more than I had planned. Oh well, thats the way it goes . Women are always costing me money ;)
 
my big ass is NOT going in any strip club with you people or anyone else lol

ERV's (shaking head) lol
 
voyergirl said:
my big ass is NOT going in any strip club with you people or anyone else lol

ERV's (shaking head) lol
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Me neither. If can't touch it then there's no fun in seeing it. (Guess that you can tell I don't subscribe to Playboy.)
 
lilyfeet said:
NippleFreak - glad to see you back on the boards...done with your project? (She says with pursed lips)
Been off-line a bit myself, been feeling a bit blue. *sigh* Will get back on track soon, though. 'Til then, its Cheers & a chilly December wave to all!
Lilyfeet
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Gee, I've been feeling rather "blue" myself of late although this is a bit different than what you'd be experiencing with your lovely female anatomy. "Blue ball" is what's going on here.

"The Project" is in limbo. The other party is more concerned with chasing his girlfriend all around than he is in finishing the work for which he was already paid.

Have a whole new time waster for this weekend, more related to my day job. Not at all fun! I really ought to go to warmer climes to become a full-time sex slave, because then I'd take care of all needs in one.
 
voyergirl said:
sex slave huh..................................:p
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Yeah. That's ONE type of work that I'd love... so much so that I'd be very happy to put in PLENTY of overtime. :p :devil: :kiss:
 
Oh no, we are down to the fourth page. Do you guys want this thread to die? I hope not, I'd like to keep it around long enough to have another GTG. Maybe after the holidays. What do you think?
 
NippleFreak said:
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Yeah. That's ONE type of work that I'd love... so much so that I'd be very happy to put in PLENTY of overtime. :p :devil: :kiss:

Hey Nipple.. If you want a partner<business only!! lol> to move to warmer climes and offer our ummm "services" im game. Fla is great this time of year!!!
 
PaGuy610 said:
Oh no, we are down to the fourth page. Do you guys want this thread to die? I hope not, I'd like to keep it around long enough to have another GTG. Maybe after the holidays. What do you think?

An after Holiday GTG sounds like a great idea. Id love to meet some more of the folks from this thread, get to drool over VG some more and Flirt obcenely with LILY<hint hint>.:p :p :p
 
Phillychocolatem said:
Hey Nipple.. If you want a partner<business only!! lol> to move to warmer climes and offer our ummm "services" im game. Fla is great this time of year!!!
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BabyDoll definitely would make it great at any time of year... If not for the necessity to stick around here and make a living to pay off debts, I'd have been gone directly to her quite a while ago.
 
Phillychocolatem said:
An after Holiday GTG sounds like a great idea. Id love to meet some more of the folks from this thread, get to drool over VG some more and Flirt obcenely with LILY<hint hint>.:p :p :p
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How about Martin Luther King Day? That's one of the few occasions when I'm off work and should be able to otherwise clear the schedule.
 
Sorry I missed it!

Gee, I am sorry I missed it...maybe next time:p
Especially if I can try to appear normal...that is a bigger challenge for me than most other things!:D

B:devil:
 
peeking in here again............after the holiday's sounds like a great time to get together.


i'm game.
 
(Lilyfeet runs through the room with an armful of fresh laundry..)

Love to get together again - NippleFreak, Fridays & Saturdays don't work for you? Hi BigGuy, Welcome! Missed seeing you, VG! Philly, that ain't a hint, too obvious, try again...!

(Runs away, socks littering the floor behind her...)
 
lilyfeet said:
(Lilyfeet runs through the room with an armful of fresh laundry..)

Love to get together again - NippleFreak, Fridays & Saturdays don't work for you? Hi BigGuy, Welcome! Missed seeing you, VG! Philly, that ain't a hint, too obvious, try again...!

(Runs away, socks littering the floor behind her...)

Lily If all the clothes you have are the ones in you arms, Ill help ya fold em :p :devil: :p
 
After the first of the year, I start working weekends again. If I get enough warning, I should be able to wrangle a Friday or Saturday night off. I will need at least a weeks notice
 
PaGuy610 said:
After the first of the year, I start working weekends again. If I get enough warning, I should be able to wrangle a Friday or Saturday night off. I will need at least a weeks notice

Morning Everyone

Folks how about we plan one for Jan 8 2005, Place and time to be determined? Thats a Sat and after the holidays. Post your Replys and ideas or PM me and I can kind of keep track of everything. Any ideas on where to have it?
 
A little holiday humor

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,
As Papa did last minute Internet shopping.



The stockings were hung by the modem with care,
In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of computer games danced in their heads.



PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken for Dan,
And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann.
The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom,
To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com -

Which has now been re-routed to Washington State
Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates.
All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle
To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle.



After centuries of a life that was simple and spare,
St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire,
With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh,
And a house on Lake Washington that's just down the way.

From where Bill has his mansion, the old fellow preens
In black Gucci boots and red Calvin Klein jeans.
The elves have stock options and desks with a view,
Where they write computer code for Johnny and Sue.



No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums
Will be under the tree, only compact disk ROMS
With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive,
From now on Christmas runs only on Windows ME.

More rapid than eagles the competitors came,
And Bill whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
"Now, ADOBE! Now, CLARIS! Now, INTUIT! too,
Now, APPLE! and NETSCAPE! you are all of you through,



It is Microsoft's SANTA that the kids can't resist,
It's the ultimate software with a traditional twist -
Recommended by no less than the jolly old elf,
And on the package, a picture of Santa himself.

Get 'em young, keep 'em long, is Microsoft's scheme,
And a merger with Santa is a marketer's dream.
To the top of the NASDAQ! to the top of the Dow!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away - WOW!"



And Mama in her 'kerchief and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
The whir and the hum of our satellite platter,

As it turned toward that new Christmas star in the sky,
The SANTALITE owned by the Microsoft guy.
As I sprang from my bed and was turning around,
My computer turned on with a Jingle-Bells sound.



And there on the screen was a smiling Bill Gates
Next to jolly old Santa, two arm-in-arm mates.
And I heard them exclaim in voice so bright,
Have a Microsoft Christmas, and to all a good night.
 
we need a dirty twas the night before christmas........ummm maybe i'll................umm yeah just maybe :p
 
voyergirl said:
we need a dirty twas the night before christmas........ummm maybe i'll................umm yeah just maybe :p

Heres one to start you off...

Twas the night before doom's day
and all through the house everyone
felt shitty, even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse and
Dad smoking grass, and I just
settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard
such a clatter, I sprang from my piece
to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a
big dick, I knew in a moment
it must be St. Prick.

He came down from the chimney like
a bat out of hell, I knew in a
moment the fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings with
pretzels and beer, and a big rubber
dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a
thunderous fart, the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode
out of sight, "Piss on you all and
have one hell of a night!!!"
 
Phillychocolatem said:
Morning Everyone

Folks how about we plan one for Jan 8 2005, Place and time to be determined? Thats a Sat and after the holidays. Post your Replys and ideas or PM me and I can kind of keep track of everything. Any ideas on where to have it?

Yep, that would be the wifes birthday! Good excuse to take her out. * whispers* that will be 46 swats on a perfect if I do say so myself ass!

After the holidays it will be a good time to wear all the new underwear I get too! (I don't get out much).
 
Phillychocolatem said:
Lily If all the clothes you have are the ones in you arms, Ill help ya fold em :p :devil: :p
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Oo! Oo! ME TOO! :devil:
 
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