Penis Orifice Order Preference?

In What Order Do You Like To Receive A Penis?

  • Mouth Pussy Ass

    Votes: 65 47.1%
  • Mouth Ass Pussy

    Votes: 6 4.3%
  • Pussy Mouth Ass

    Votes: 23 16.7%
  • Pussy Ass Mouth

    Votes: 13 9.4%
  • Ass Mouth Pussy

    Votes: 2 1.4%
  • Ass Pussy Mouth

    Votes: 3 2.2%
  • Other???

    Votes: 26 18.8%

  • Total voters
    138

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How do you like to receive your favorite penis? In any particular order?

A fluffy fun thread from Lancecastor Worldwide...
 
Lance, this was an irresistable thread and I was compelled to vote "other".

As long as the penis gets washed after being in an ass, I don't care about the order of the orifices. Its all good.

(Order of the orifices sounds like a BDSM fraternity or award.)
 
Umm I voted other.

Whatever order HE prefers is delightful.


(Whadya expect? I am submissive, after all!)

:D
 
i said other. i prefer mouth, pussy, mouth, pussy, mouth, pussy. keep it AWAY from my ass. it's just not my thing. not that i'm opposed to warming up (albiet reluctantly) to this idea with someone who really wanted to, it's not His thing either, so my ass remains virginal and untouched.
 
bunny bondage said:
i said other. i prefer mouth, pussy, mouth, pussy, mouth, pussy. keep it AWAY from my ass. it's just not my thing. not that i'm opposed to warming up (albiet reluctantly) to this idea with someone who really wanted to, it's not His thing either, so my ass remains virginal and untouched.

Yea to what BB says.

(btw, nice poll Lance)
 
Other - orifice to orifice!!! *Penis not included, batteries optional.

Mouth/mouth, mouth/pussy, pussy/pussy, mouth/ass... Penis/hand.

Fav. penis doesn't enter any of my uhm, equations. ;) Sorry - had to open the thread out of curiosity, and then of course vote, as I was already here.
 
Does there have to be a preference? Couldn't you just surprise me? I think the thrill of the unknown is far more arousing than knowing in which order I am about to receive him. ;)
 
Emerald_eyed said:
well unless you want a screaming infection, you should never enter the pussy after the ass.

Unless you want to wash it, but Im never in the mood to stop while he showers.

We incorporate the washing into our scenes. :)
 
Pussy mouth ass - just cuz he really liked to put it in my mouth after its been in my pussy.......
 
The Six Permutations of The Loyal Order of the Orifices....sounds like the stations of the cross....hmmm...anyway, I offered up the six standard possibilities, but am thoroughly enjoying the range and variety we're seeing in the responses!

Variety is good, as are surprises I think.
 
Ok, I am the pussy-ass-mouth vote. I misread the thread and thought Lance was asking what my order of preference is, not thinking he meant all in the same scene.

However, I have had all three in one scene and yes, there was much bathing.;)
 
First one on the list here.. BUT it was a tie with pussy mouth ass.

as long as ass is last!
 
I wanna fuck a woman mouth, pussy, ass, mouth. I'm currently of the inclination that all fucking ends with the mouth, with me cumming either in her mouth or on her face.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I wanna fuck a woman mouth, pussy, ass, mouth. I'm currently of the inclination that all fucking ends with the mouth, with me cumming either in her mouth or on her face.

cum in your hair sucks.. hair gets all sticky and stuff. Ack.
he aimed for my mouth lets just say only part of it went there :rolleyes:
 
OK you know this is a hard question LMAO I dont really think I have an answer I had put mouth pussy and ass... but that would mean hed last longer by the 3rd.. so maybe ass first??? then he goes and washes.. and pussy then mouth.. how about we forget ass all together???
 
Pixie Mischief said:
OK you know this is a hard question LMAO I dont really think I have an answer I had put mouth pussy and ass... but that would mean hed last longer by the 3rd.. so maybe ass first??? then he goes and washes.. and pussy then mouth.. how about we forget ass all together???

I wonder if someone could answer a question I have...is there a good-tasting lube out there? I figure, if you go ass-mouth, a condom might help, if you squrted some good-tasting lube into the condom, to cover the latex and spermacide flavor.
 
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