Pee with a friend (and other ways to liberate yourself)

[maxxxxxine]

My friends and I were chatting last night about different things that we do in private to make ourselves more free. Some of them were pretty lame, and I'll post them as I remember them, but any others that you have would be great.
By the way, not one of us mentioned "have a bisex experience" which will dissapoint every guy reading this. Sorry, but too obvious. Also, I'm not into bodily functions, but this did come up a few times as a suggestion, but not so much in a sexual way.
I'm only including the ones that I've done, to be fair

1. Pee with a girlfriend. This sounds so bizarre, but guys do it all the time. Nothing sexual, just squat together and talk whilst you do it. It's so much fun

2. Next time you're swimming at the beach, remove your bikini bottoms and walk in and around people. Stay in reasonably deep water, and nobody will notice.

3. Flirt (mildly) with the young, shy girl at work, why? because she'll love the attention and love you for it. Don't let anything develop, and don't do this with the shy guy .... you'll regret it.

4. Go topless. Just once, even if you're so embarrassed, it's worth the feeling

5. Poo in the woods. Sounds gross, but when you're by yourself (and I would NEVER EVER do it in front of someone) in the country, and you need to go .... just do it. I can't explain why, but I felt as though I was part of nature


Any takers?

Love, Maxie XXXXXX

 

[Starfish]

I'll say.... I guess I am all set then.

Nasty, the poo in the woods part is kinky, huh?

 

[nasty]

I was gonna keep my mouth shut, but since you asked. YES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Starfish]

I BET!!!!!!!


I should tell you all about the poo I took in Coconino Forest outside of Flagstaff AZ. Nice place. The woods all around, the Elk passing by in the fieild and The San Fransisco Peaks, a squirel and a bird watching me go poo poo in the woods.

I bet you would die for a pic of somthing like that...huh?

Sorry, I can't really go into detail.
I don't get hot for poo talk.
Just a big Jr. High Mentality 'Woodie', and a 'shit eating' grin. *ack*

 

[Elizabeth Kay]

Leave your Mark

This might be "kinky" or "nasty", and I've never done it, but I've had the urge to rub my essence on an object everyone uses at work or in another setting, such as the telephone mouthpiece or the door knob.

Doing it to everyone's toothbrush or silverware would be going to far, I'm sure

 

[lilminx]

I BET!!!!!!!
I should tell you all about the poo I took in Coconino Forest outside of Flagstaff AZ. Nice place. The woods all around, the Elk passing by in the fieild and The San Fransisco Peaks, a squirel and a bird watching me go poo poo in the woods.
I bet you would die for a pic of somthing like that...huh?
Sorry, I can't really go into detail.
I don't get hot for poo talk.
Just a big Jr. High Mentality 'Woodie', and a 'shit eating' grin. *ack*

You crack me up, Starfish! LMAO

 

[Starfish]

I don't know about you, but I think nasty is getting sick of me now!

 

[lilminx]

I don't know about you, but I think nasty is getting sick of me now!

Well, you seem to have a fetish for his fetish...you mention it an awful lot. I think it's fuckin' hysterical though...As long as you're just joking and not trying to be mean, I think it's all good...

 

[Starfish]

You're right about the fetish for the fetish part. Weird!
Also though, I think I love nasty. So it all is just a way to bond with him.
This I know...I won't let any shit come between us being friends.


AHHHH ha hea!!!!

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[nasty]

Are you talking shit to me, Starfish? Just don't talk shit ABOUT me.LOL don't have a SINGLE problem with it. Others may.

 

[Starfish]

Thanks Guru, glad to know I made ya laugh!

don't have a SINGLE problem with it. Others may.

Fuck em.