lovemonster said:*puts finger in mouth* Well, it seems a perfectly normal temperature to me, not sure that's a good indicator of core temp though...
higherlevel4u said:Core temperature?
Where did the apple come from?
lovemonster said:"Tesco", as Eve said to Adam.....
higherlevel4u said:Talking of which, I love this one ...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?'" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress?'" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?'" So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.
And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"
higherlevel4u said:And of course, there's this one:
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. "Who was the first man?" asked Peter. "Adam" said the man.
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden"
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Hmmmm, I'll have to make yours a little more difficult. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"
"Mmmmm, that's a hard one."
"Enter" said Peter ...
lovemonster said:Even funnier.....my 7 yo was watching Vicar of Dibley and that happened to be the joke at the end....she came and recited it to me afterwards and couldn't understand why I was killing myself laughing when she queried how the last lady got in when she didn't know the answer
higherlevel4u said:What's your daughter's name?
Alice?
lovemonster said:LOL, nah, I think at 7 she's probably marginally brighter than Alice....
higherlevel4u said:She's probably the best character in VOD ....
lovemonster said:Oh, definitely!
higherlevel4u said:Having said that, there was a veritable plethora of good characters in that show ...
lovemonster said:Morning Pat, higher ...
nya nya. grumpy old man aintcha?higherlevel4u said:He's a childish little fucker, and I shall ignore him from this moment on ...
