Paste!!!

[HottieMama]

While there he wants me to check in with my roommate by phone at a specific time every day, as well as be online checking in with any friends (or here),

 

[Candy9]

Jenny is right. In an effort to avoid the one-bombs on a hot wife story, writers are giving the sexy wife her punishment and turning her into a cheat. Anything to avoid making the hubby look like a cuck. All of this turns a fun piece of fantasy into a moralizing sermon.

The situations is similar with Forced/Reluctance - even if it's used in a limited way to give good reason for a more positive turn of events later on.

As far as I can see, if a writer wants to try a topic with some grit to it, this is not the place to publish.

 

[wally2450]

A Chinese couple had a black baby; the husband didn't believe it was
his. "Why baby black?" He asked his wife. The wife answered, "You
hot, I hot, baby burn!"

 

[Guest]

My am pics thread being removed!!!!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[wally2450]

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/7320VMGVv/162679.jpg

 

[frostyred]

I only made it as far as the inside part of the back porch. Then I turned around, went back, and grabbed a little sun dress.

 

[charmed1]

If he hasn't, I certainly have.

 

[Guest]

Mark197205
Dave_L2LP
Shreik
_666
Cal69
Bustee McQueen
Nirvanadragones
Babyblue2005
Missingmeds
Bob Briton
Anaconda Man
Wanderer
Dad’s Ready
Treebeardgarden
Kenstrus2
RocknRoll
John048
Fantasee2006
Pleaz me
Javagirl
Jazey
Blackieone
Huggz
Bob1963
Forever Stiff
Bhg08054
Redhaired and friendly
Lovemonster
Phoenixxx
Charmed1
Yes, yeS, yES, YES
Nemesis Enforcer
Clevatreva
Spaz
Kayte
Jail
Elven Angel
Dwayne Dibley
Geronimo Appleby
Luv1
Golden Silence
Hots
Sulk
Kylasdream
Ran57gr
Catsr2wild
Centuria
Wizard
Shmeds5
Minouners
PearlNecklace
Bodthemod

 

[lovemonster]

- Legally, we can allow soft nudity, but under current United States law, photographs (does not apply to non-photographic images) posted on this site may not contain "sexually explicit conduct", which the government defines as:

- Actual or simulated:
(A) sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
(B) bestiality;
(C) masturbation;
(D) sadistic or masochistic abuse; or
(E) lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person.

 

[trvllady]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=527831

 

[Guest]

My glass is never less than half full.
I have a loving and supportive family and circle of friends.
To run one must be able to walk.
I am good at my job and will make a positive and valuable contribution to the department.
Celebrate achievements, learn from failure don’t beat yourself up about it.
Take control of situations rather than let them control you.
Love is more important than money, only love can make you truly wealthy.
Take one day at a time and when it is gone it is gone!!
Everyone has their own mountain top, each with a different view.
Fools seldom differ.
Face fear, don’t turn from it.
Look forward, plan forward, only look back to learn.
Be positive, stay positive, focus.
Let people help you, if they offer a hand take it.
Listen to others, help them when you can but don’t take on problems and tasks that are not your responsibility if they are going to cause you harm.
Practice what you preach!!!!
Stay true to yourself, don’t bend and bow to conform to other’s expectations.

 

[Guest]

http://dirt.five.tv/viral/index.html


Oh so funny, I have already dished the dirt on the teen and also the SO (he hasn't seen his yet )

 

[wally2450]

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.



Marriage certificate

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."

Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

 

[Trombonus]

I know what you mean, that was brutal.

 

[asian_princess]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u108/jlepetich/Karma.jpg​

 

[done_got_old]

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?"

 

[Guest]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=769617

 

[done_got_old]

71140

 

[Gypsybyrd]

http://www.deliciousorganics.com/recipes/exoticfruit.htm

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hi gang,

For July 14th, 1763 has a "Kinky Party" listed on their newsletter. However, according to the email that Master Dave sent me:

G'afternoon...

while the event on the 14th is a private group renting and hosting it..
it will be open to anyone 21+ with I.D. It is primarily a swingers
event... but BDSM and fetish is included...

Watch the groups posts on local yahoo groups for details... they will have
discounts for advance payments...

The event is called the "Flesh and Fetish Swingers Ball" and it is being hosted by Swinging Atlanta.

The cost is $45 for couples or single males paying in advance, $55 at the door, and the cost for single females is free.

Personally, I don't know that I would comfortable in that environment. I don't have anything AGAINST swinging mind you, but janey and I aren't into that. I realize we wouldn't have to have sex with or play with anyone at all, but still... *shrugs*

Cost-wise it's only $5 more than janey and I would pay to get in normally and the cost includes snacks and drinks so it's not bad for us as a couple, but any single guys who were wanting to come meet us July 14th are thoroughly screwed.

I don't know... There hasn't been a large response to this anyway, janey and I are considering cancelling the evenings activities and just saving the money for our Dragon*Con trip LaborDay Weekend.

So I need, very quickly, YES, I'M COMING or NO, I'LL PASS ON THIS ONE replies. Because if it's JUST me and janey, we're definitely going to skip. But if there are some Litsters still interested in meeting, then we'll go ahead with our original plans.

 

[charmed1]

Emain Macha

 

[Guest]

now lighten up.

 

[wally2450]

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and two feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says,

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache".

 

[done_got_old]

http://www.literacyrules.com/LITerotica/beepee.gif

 

[wally2450]

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/7320VMGVv/167160.jpg