Partying Hunters & their wives...

[Guest]

 

[Merelan]

Please darling tell me that they don't drink and hunt... please. Lie to me if you have too.

 

[Expertise]

What could be more fun than prowling the woods all liquored up with a semi-automatic rifle in your hands.

"Hey watch this......

or perhaps

"See that cow over there....


But on the upside Big Kitty could be on the prowl ce soir! Woo Hoo!

 

[Nobody Special]

Da Yuppers Explain all about the Dear camps... I suggest you find the song and listen to it it is called I do belive "that second week of deer camp",, I'm not sure what album it is on but it should be on their Greatest Hits album and yes it is worth listening too

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[Thumper]

OK where are they?

All the frustrated wives and girlfriends of hunters....

I don't hunt...and I can't think of a better way of getting back at Elmer Fudd than banging Mrs.Fudd six ways from sunday while ol' Elmer is getting outwitted by my cousin Bugs!

Mrs. Fudd: OHHH yesssss. You wascawwy wabbit! Give it to me..I wike it wong and hawd!

"Hey watch this......

A rednecks last words.

 

[Guest]

 

[Young Knave]

I don't hunt.

I'd much rather stay home and keep all the lonely wives and girlfriends company than sit outside in the cold all day.

 

[Merelan]

Just making sure. I have responded to too many calls where they mix the fun.
Okay, here's my favorite though. Honest!! This happened.
My Dad was a Park Ranger and responded to a man tying an animal to the hood of his car right outside the park grounds. He stopped and checked. There wasn't anything he could do but help the guy tie the animal to the hood and let him go. But he called the local cops and they stopped and ticketed him. He had shot a goat! He honestly thought it was a deer, and he hadn't even been drinking. What the fuck? (It had gotten loose from a nearby farm)
I know that sounds wierd, and we have all heard the stories about the cows. Those are true. In the country, yes, where I grew up, the farmers kept their animals, and children, in close range during the hunting season. Even though the land was all clearly posted.
It looks like all those damn city hunters who couldn't read those signs now live in Florida, doesn't it?

 

[Samuari]

Okay... it is deer season in the big state of Oklahoma! My bf among several others are going hunting this weekend! I'm almost sure that there will be drinking going on... there was last year, too! They even ended up going to the club! To drink, dance, shoot pool, find a little nookie ... but I was wondering.... Do you fall from the campsite and club while your suppose to be in the hunting camp?

How many of you wives...um... go out knowing that you have free rain?

I'm not the stay at home till you get here kind of girl! If I get bored, I'm going out!

Nope, I only go in Bow Season, got mine, now I'll stay warm and safe from the ya whoos.

 

[Guest]

 

[Samuari]

Ah poor baby, you can hang with Puddles an' me.

 

[Guest]

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

No beer?

Ah poor baby, you can hang with Puddles an' me.

Okay... I have some tea and chocolate cookies!

http://www.pawz.net/Non-Sporting%20Dogs/images/poodle.JPG

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

Re: No beer?

Originally posted by Puddles The Wonder Poodle http://www.pawz.net/Non-Sporting%20Dogs/images/poodle.JPG

Awwww Puddles, you sexy bitch you! Come let me bury the bone!