Paranoid and weirded out

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I think they are watching me!
Matters not though. I gave them the finger and they ran from window like the freaky little peeping tom's they are!

There ARE STILL NO Answers in my medicine cabinet, and THANK GOODNESS I have stopped looking for them in my hamper. The Indians were Too easy of target's anyway.

It ALWAYS boggles my mind, HOW MUCH SNOT one can have in their head during the course of a cold! The trumpet jammed up my nose will NOT shut up and I think I have to see a plumber about this fucking leak

WAIT. I think they are back!
HA HA HA HA the finger does it everytime


So...

• Who hates and never reads my posts
• Who sorta scans my posts to see if they are worthy of their time
• Who goes along, singing my song, side by side
• Who worships, RNAB the Goddess Of TongueClentchers!

 

[Guru]

 

[Never]

B

 

[scylis]

M... definently M..

 

[CW]

What?

I'll see your 'what' and raise you a 'HUH' ??

 

[TygerEyez]

Sweet Goddess, RNAB, I pray that thee will take pity on a poor heart that is nothing when compared to the light and beauty that is you. Forgive, forgive that I am so lowly that I cannot hope to soar to the great heights of being the dirt at thy feet.

Oh, Woe dearest Goddess, Woe!

*grins* I picked C... rhymes with Si, espanol yes, so I figured OLE!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Rudeness!

I Can Take It

I like it rough.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Laughing Heartily!

Sweet Goddess, RNAB, I pray that thee will take pity on a poor heart that is nothing when compared to the light and beauty that is you. Forgive, forgive that I am so lowly that I cannot hope to soar to the great heights of being the dirt at thy feet.

Oh, Woe dearest Goddess, Woe!

*grins* I picked C... rhymes with Si, espanol yes, so I figured OLE!

STILL Laughing

OLE!

 

[TygerEyez]

Oh! No, I'm so sorry, RNAB! That came out the wrong way. I wasn't being sarcastic... I was typing a little strange ode.

Maybe I should just stick with answering. Yes, I read your posts! All the time!

*tries to figure out how to imply jokes on the internet*

I really didnt' mean anything rude by it.

 

[TygerEyez]

Oh wait.. i thought that Rudeness one was for me...

*rubs head* I have GOT to stop being so damn confused...

Habla espanol, senorita?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

We

Posted at the same time, sweetness

quote:Originally posted by Guru
What?

LOL

 

[TygerEyez]

What???

Chicken butt!!!

C'mon peoples! Pay attention to the classics! Eesh!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The door to my hovel was open

and I saw the moon as high as, well... The Moon!
No sign of the peepers though. Good riddance! They are just chicken heads anyway.

The Eyes Of Boris, Carrick, Klimt, Sears & Kodak stare at me with a strange kinda of sadness. They long for the sunlight you see

Budda and the dragon would so LOVE to be in that smoky little bar singing a tune with licci nicci and I. It's just, They SAY, that they can't carry much of a tune.

Bring on the flaming cheese

OPA!

 

[TygerEyez]

Initial reaction: sphinkter-say-what?!

Second reaction:

Oh how the light of the moonlight shines on thy face, My Goddess, elluminating the sad tears that don thy smoky eyes. Hath thee no reason for elation? Then come with me, where everybody knows your name. That's right, pull up a seat at Cheers. Don't mind Woody.. he hath no brain.

Alas, no karaoke here? Then away, foul creatures! Begone! RNAB are trying to party, fool! Allow me the pleasure, oh Goddess to take thy hand and lead thee to a better bar where we may sing and dance our hearts away.

Hark! Doesth thou hear what I hear... no, not the shephard boy to the little lamb! but there! Again! The call of an Ugly Coyote... or be that Coyote Ugly!!

Away, My Goddess, away we shall flee, and party our fucken asses off!! yeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaa!!!!

 

[Mensa]

I think they are watching me!
Matters not though. I gave them the finger and they ran from window like the freaky little peeping tom's they are!

There ARE STILL NO Answers in my medicine cabinet, and THANK GOODNESS I have stopped looking for them in my hamper. The Indians were Too easy of target's anyway.

It ALWAYS boggles my mind, HOW MUCH SNOT one can have in their head during the course of a cold! The trumpet jammed up my nose will NOT shut up and I think I have to see a plumber about this fucking leak

WAIT. I think they are back!
HA HA HA HA the finger does it everytime


So...

• Who hates and never reads my posts
• Who sorta scans my posts to see if they are worthy of their time
• Who goes along, singing my song, side by side
• Who worships, RNAB the Goddess Of TongueClentchers!

Who understands them and does that worry you?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

1 tequila! 2 tequila! 3 tequila! Floor!

Thanks fer the song and dance Licci Nicci It Was A Most Gay Affair.

I must be on everyone's ignore list
I'm off to bed weeping. Sadness overwhelming my whole being and creating rivers of salt tears down my high cheekbones. Dreaming of Nevers and the alphabet of rudness. Wondering if i'll ever return to make another poll.

Down The Road A Peice. Now The Battery is Dead And The Cable Don't Reach.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Re: Re: Paranoid and weirded out

Who understands them and does that worry you?

Who Understands what?

My Post's?

Everything Worries Me!

 

[TygerEyez]

Alas! if thy heart weepeth, then so doth mine, for I have failed! Yes, failed in my duties to elate my Goddess, to bring light to that lovely face I so adore.

I am pitiful, a worthless scrap of a person. Yes, Yes I go to bed weeping beside you RNAB... Mayhaps I may omit the word weeping, and simply sleep beside you? *mischevious grin*

Alas, it must be too late. My Goddess has taken her repose, to sleep among the stars. Carry moonbeams home in a jar, my Goddess, orwould you rather be a fish? A fish is an animal that swims in a brook, can't write his name or read a book!

No, no you are no fish. You are a radiant, beautiful Goddess, and I shall dream of thee. Good night, my fair Lady, sleep well, and may your dreams contain hot men fucking you mercilously. I know mine shall...

*kiss and wave*

 

[Ezzy]

Which one do I click...

For all of the above?




EZ

 

[Morden]

<sits down and watches the show form the shadows>

"Well well. The party doth commence with all levity and release of sanity I should say."

<fades back into the night>

 

[TygerEyez]

*throws apple into the shadows*

Booger-butt

 

[Morden]

<comes out biting on the apple>

"Nice toss sexy"

<Tosses his hair, and grins>