Paragraph challenge thread

[wishfulthinking]

I'll start (and see if anyone else is game)

The person who posts below me must write the first paragraph to:

Title: Jack's Beanstalk
Description: frustration grows as IT won't work
Category: toys and masturbation / celebrity

[based on lulu, this has 63.7% chance of being a bestseller]

 

[oggbashan]

Once upon a time in a sex store hidden behind an apparently innocuous book store the sales assistant watched as Jack prowled the displays. She knew what he wanted. She also knew that there was no way he was going to ask her to show him. She knocked surreptitiously on the concealed back door. The owner's head peered from between the curtains. The shop assistant nodded her head towards Jack.

"OK, honey. Take five. I'll sort him out."

The sales assistant slithered off her stool to a sound of crackling stiff vinyl. She shimmied through the back door as the owner took her place on the stool.

 

[oggbashan]

Next?

The person following has to write the first paragraph of:

Title: Kung-Fu Reaction
Description: The Chinese/Korean heroine, gallantly defending against overwhelming odds her injured father's store of Ming china is aided by a mysterious black stranger with blue eyes and blond hair. Once the villains have been defeated they violently explore the possibilities of mutual sexual interaction to the detriment of the Ming. Then the villains return intent on forcing them to make degrading erotic Kung-Fu movies...
Category: Interracial violence

Og

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

She watched as he dropped in amongst the fray like a cat from heaven. The thugs that surrounded her paused only long enough to asses what kind of threat he posed before advancing again. In a flurry of moves the shop keepers daughter and the mysterious man deftly rendered all eighteen invaders unconcious. He stared at her heaving breast as she caught her breath, and pondered whether the broken shards of ancient chinese pottery would cut his ass if they did the wild thing there on the shop floor.

 

[wishfulthinking]

The person following has to write the first paragraph of:

Title: Kung-Fu Reaction
Description: The Chinese/Korean heroine, gallantly defending against overwhelming odds her injured father's store of Ming china is aided by a mysterious black stranger with blue eyes and blond hair. Once the villains have been defeated they violently explore the possibilities of mutual sexual interaction to the detriment of the Ming. Then the villains return intent on forcing them to make degrading erotic Kung-Fu movies...
Category: Interracial violence

Og

It was like a shadow separated itself from the wall and hurled itself at the villains smashing priceless ming vases on the floor of her father's shop. Little did she know she would soon find herself enjoying every minute starring in degrading erotic kung-fu movies with her saviour. He was tall and lean, his wiry body whilring through the air as he defeated every last villian. It was like a graceful dance, and her body throbbed in time to the music of his arcing kicks and sweeping arms. She imagined his hands touching her in tenderness as they touched her tormentors in a rain of agony.

ok, I give up

 

[wishfulthinking]

The person posting below me has to write the first paragraph to:

Title: Crunch Time
Description: His twin sister wants him to give up his anal loving girlfriend for her
Category: incest

 

[Guest]

The person posting below me has to write the first paragraph to:

Title: Crunch Time
Description: His twin sister wants him to give up his anal loving girlfriend for her
Category: incest

"Butt...Billy, you know I love you."

"Sis, don't butt me, you won't and she will, so just give it up."

"I will give it up, Billy. For you, I'd give up anything."

Billy sighed wearily, rolling his eyes as he little sister planted herself on his bed for the fifth time that day. They tried and tried, butt, it just never seemed to work. Why should he give up Ingrid, his honey of anal sex, for his little sister who's tiny rosette was so tight, it strangled his mad monster of love?

 

[Guest]

Title: Fun with Furbie and Friends.
Category: Nonhuman

Furbie and friends watch as his mistress finishes off her boyfriend, kicks him out and then passes out and rub their hands in glee...

 

[Honey123]

Title: Fun with Furbie and Friends.
Category: Nonhuman

Furbie and friends watch as his mistress finishes off her boyfriend, kicks him out and then passes out and rub their hands in glee...

"Yay! For Furbie!" The fuzzy little animals stand around in a circle, rubbing their tiny little hands, the light of the moon coming through the bedroom window making their shadows look quite menacing.

In the middle, laying on the ground is their mistress dressed only in a pink g-string and garter belts that held up beige stockings.

The watched in anticipation as she fucked her boyfriend furiously, clasping a dog collar around his neck and yanking on his chain when he wouldn't confuse that he had jerked off to her "Barbie and Ken Go to Hawaii" video. It was a classic and he removed it from it's original packaging...he was a bastard and she was gonna make him pay!

Furbie and friends delighted in their mistress' naughty play, they liked it even more when she would rub their fuzzy bodies along her breasts, wishing they could stick their tongues out and lick her harden nipples.

But tonight, as they stood around her they knew in her state of unconsciouness, anything they did to her, she would only remember as being a dream.

Together they separated her legs and began to draw straws as to who would go first and fuck their mistress with their tiny little fuzzy penises....

 

[Honey123]

Title: Three Little Pigs
Category: Anal sex
Description: The Three Little Pigs have found themselves in prison after organizing a hit on the Big Bad Wolf.

 

[Honey123]

~~bump~~

 

[damppanties]

Title: Three Little Pigs
Category: Anal sex
Description: The Three Little Pigs have found themselves in prison after organizing a hit on the Big Bad Wolf.

The prison warden lifted one little curly tail with his stick and glanced at the puckered asshole winking at him. He had the little pig over the back of a couch, his hands cuffed. Vulnerable. Naked. The pink behind, smooth and shiny, beckoned to him. He wondered if he should. Oh well, why not! Opening his buckle, he whipped his member out and thrust it into the tiny hole. A high-pitched squeal followed his assault, giving rise to a mean grin that spread across his face. 'Take that you pig!' he thought.

 

[damppanties]

Title: Out of This World
Category: Sci-Fi
Description: An astronaut has a sexual encounter while walking in space.