Paddy's Pub

[Pot_of_Gold]

Welcome to one with us Irish do well. Come in stand or sit. Im the landlord and im always behind the bar. What can i get you?

For me it's a pint of Guinness

(In real life i actually own a pub)

So what will it be?

 

[asian_princess]

Welcome to one with us Irish do well. Come in stand or sit. Im the landlord and im always behind the bar. What can i get you?

For me it's a pint of Guinness

(In real life i actually own a pub)

So what will it be?

Hiya PoG-gy ....*slides onto a stool*

Er ...you got a few extra yellowpages for me to sit on? i can barely see ove the bar here?

I'm about as far away from Ireland as you can get without falling off the side of the earth, but my cyber drinking arm stretches far and wide.

Just wanted to welcome you to Lit

Do enjoy your time, you'll find we're not lacking in drunkards to keep you busy

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

Thanks for the welcome.
*hands over some yellow pages* thats all i got sorry.

What would you like to drink

 

[asian_princess]

Thanks for the welcome.
*hands over some yellow pages* thats all i got sorry.

What would you like to drink

*slips the telephone book under my butt*

whaddya got that will assure that i won't remember my own name the next day?

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Hi there.

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

Don't tell any one but i got some illegal moonshine, and a couple of e's

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

Hi there.

Hi welcome to Paddy's pub, what will it be

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Don't tell any one but i got some illegal moonshine, and a couple of e's

I won't tell a soul

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Hi welcome to Paddy's pub, what will it be

How about something sweet and some flirting

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

I can make some COCKtails.

how about sex on the beach

or screaming orgaism

 

[asian_princess]

Don't tell any one but i got some illegal moonshine, and a couple of e's

*laughs*

didn't I meet you on a beach in Ibiza

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

I can make some COCKtails.

how about sex on the beach

or screaming orgaism

can I have the the first one before the other 2?

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

*laughs*

didn't I meet you on a beach in Ibiza

might have, but i was to gone to know

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

can I have the the first one before the other 2?

Shaken or stirred.

Straw?

 

[asian_princess]

might have, but i was to gone to know

hmmm...i don't recognise your face...

Turn around...i rarely forget someone from that view though

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Shaken or stirred.

Straw?

a straw with the drink. shaking for the other 2.

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

hmmm...i don't recognise your face...

Turn around...i rarely forget someone from that view though

So you still haven't told me what your having

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

a straw with the drink. shaking or the other 2.

I can mix sex on the beech with a screaming orgaism

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

I can mix sex on the beech with a screaming orgaism

Yummy! My Fav!

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

Yummy! My Fav!

Hold on mixing them can sometimes cause mind blowing events

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Hold on mixing them can sometimes cause mind blowing events

Is the mind the only thing that gets blown here?

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

Is the mind the only thing that gets blown here?

Trust me, you will feel things never felt before

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Trust me, you will feel things never felt before

you growing something I don't know about?

 

[Pot_of_Gold]

Yeah it's a under the counter operation. Only a couples of people get to try it

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Yeah it's a under the counter operation. Only a couples of people get to try it

should I be scared?