Outing our Newest Member -- Bytor!

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Agreed!

I'm thinking we send out scouts to the GB for those they've gotten bored of and would like disposed, then we send Kajira or Etoile in as decoys to extend the invitation, crook a lil finger or some such.

Then we do AA's Calvin and Hobbes doorway number. Good healthy exercise.

Good idea!

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Since he posts about subs having no self-worth so much, I think he's a sub with intense humiliation fantasies. He'd probably cum without being touched if he had to lick the boots of a domme who threatened to piss on him.

Good points. And AA's, too.

And I can see why AA, Fun Guy and all wouldn't want him on their team, even as an unaware, sapling wannabe. Sooo....

Bytor, dear, there Is another possibility. Granted, it would be less of a stretch for Xelebes or one of the other Male Subs to do the analysis but for Some reason, they don't seem to want to play with you.

So (sigh), it's up to me. Well I've always had a soft spot for bratty little brother types. (No, not That one. You ain't Near ready to come near That one yet (chuckle, pun intended), so Shoo!) Now if you can keep your hands and thoughts to yourself long enough -- and Stop putting your fingers in your ears and making that loud humming noise -- to Listen.... tsk tsk. Looks like I'm gonna have to do what I used to do to my Real little brother when he just kept hitting others and wouldn't listen.

pounces... grabs bytors ankles and flips him upside-down, so he's standing on his head, arms flailing, legs in the air held firmly by the ankles.

Unh uh shakes head now you stop that shouting or...one of the other subbies -- Kajira? -- sensing her moment, scampers over and pops the ball-gag into his open mouth

There, that's better. Maybe AA will oblige with a little, pleasant new subbie training, er, I mean explaining, background music?

Now as I'm getting awfully tired from all the wiggling, if someone strong could take over at those ankles... no, no -- put the lighter down, no hotfoot yet, maybe later, after we see whether he needs any improvement in his listening capacity. But thank you, Sir. smiles prettily and bats eyes

Now Bytor. Maybe Kajira will do you the honor later of explaining about Sammys. For now, let's go over some of the basics of how you and why you got yourself into this position. Oh, and I'm thinking you'll be much more comfortable listening Without those tight pants impeding your thought process.

Scissors?

 

[Kajira Callista]

oh my!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

She can be a real Biotch sometimes can't she?

... Maybe AA will oblige with a little, pleasant new subbie training, er, I mean explaining, background music?

What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue

Realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide with sly you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper

Greedy little people in a sea of distress
Keep your more to receive your less
Unimpressed by material excess
Love is free love me say hell yes

I'm a low brow but I rock a little know how
No time for the piggies or the hoosegow
Get smart get down with the pow wow
Never been a better time than right now

Bob Marley poet and a prophet
Bob Marley taught me how to off it
Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it
Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Ooh... Ooh yeah
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell iff I'm a king pin or a pauper

Lucky me swimmin' in my ability
Dancin' down on life with agility
Come and drink it up from my fertility
Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility

My mom I love her 'cause she love me
Long gone are the times when she scrub me
Feelin' good my brother gonna hug me
Drinkin' my juice young love chug-a-lug me

There's a river born to be a giver
Keep you warm won't let you shiver
His heart is never gonna wither
Come on everybody time to deliver

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper

What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue

Realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide wisely you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now

Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away

No-ooo-w

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: She can be a real Biotch sometimes can't she?

Give it away now
Give it away

No-ooo-w

Ohhhh-h-h, yeah




Lil ol moi, a bi-otch? Now Mr. Angel you Know I'm as swe-et as pie, suh!

bats big dark eyes, while twining coil of shining fur around one paw

 

[Phoenix Stone]

and Where's the damn scissors?? Someone bring them to me Now!



grrrrrrr

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't think he's a wannabe sub at all. I read his fantasy story. He's got rage. RAGE! (Seinfeld reference). Of course, subs can have rage too and all, but I think he is a gnome. In fact I claim him for gnomehood---a branch of dominance but not the whole tree as I once enjoyed claiming. Still, an important branch.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

So then, as resident expert, how do we coax him down out of the tree? Trail of dead rabbits? I think he Needs to come out and disrobe. He's already tried to show KC his yardstick. You Know he wants to. I can just see him peeking out of the greenery, blinking at all the light....

 

[Kajira Callista]

I don't think he's a wannabe sub at all. I read his fantasy story. He's got rage. RAGE! (Seinfeld reference). Of course, subs can have rage too and all, but I think he is a gnome. In fact I claim him for gnomehood---a branch of dominance but not the whole tree as I once enjoyed claiming. Still, an important branch.

i think you a wrong uncle rosco *bats lashes sweetly* i used my best "subbie" charm on him and it didnt work. (i tried s'mores too)

 

[FungiUg]

Every Domme on the board has him on ignore, which tickles a sadist to no end.

Including me. I just couldn't be bothered any more with someone who confessed that he was only here to stir up trouble with no real concern for anyone, he just thought that shit stirring was funny. I don't see any constructive value to that.

So now I have someone on my ignore list. Who would have guessed?

 

[FungiUg]

I think he is a gnome.

I'm with rr on this one!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

What is a gnome?

 

[Kajira Callista]

What is a gnome?

 

[Kajira Callista]

ok this site is too funny not to share
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0260-jpg.html

now thats a troll

 

[DVS]

ok this site is too funny not to share
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0260-jpg.html

now thats a troll

What is this, some sick subbie humor? The link doesn't work. I'd strip you and tie you to a tree and whip you for doing this, but you'd like it way too much. I'll think of another way to make you suffer...

then I'll only tell you about it and make you hunger for it

 

[Kajira Callista]

hmmmm works for me *shrug*

 

[DVS]

hmmmm works for me *shrug*

I get the "page not found" error.

OK, time to strip and take a walk out into the woods...or would you rather I rip your clothes off AFTER I tie you to the tree?

 

[Kajira Callista]

I get the "page not found" error.

OK, time to strip and take a walk out into the woods...or would you rather I rip your clothes off AFTER I tie you to the tree?

lets wait till we get to the tree...its buggy tonight
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0260-jpg.html

i dunno, i clicked again and it worked

 

[DVS]

lets wait till we get to the tree...its buggy tonight
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0260-jpg.html

i dunno, i clicked again and it worked

Well, I clicked again and it still didn't.

You and your thing against bugs...and that web site seems to be afflicted, too.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Well, I clicked again and it still didn't.

You and your thing against bugs...and that web site seems to be afflicted, too.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0071-jpg.html
didya try to copy and paste it?

and bugs are very icky...did i tell ya about the frog that suction cupped itself to my ass while i was sunning me?

 

[DVS]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0071-jpg.html
didya try to copy and paste it?

and bugs are very icky...did i tell ya about the frog that suction cupped itself to my ass while i was sunning me?

Yeah, I tried it in Netscape and in I.E. I've even tried variations of the address you posted, all no work.

That frog? Sounds like a Dom frog, if you ask me.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yeah, I tried it in Netscape and in I.E. I've even tried variations of the address you posted, all no work.

That frog? Sounds like a Dom frog, if you ask me.

well somthing is wrong with your computer

yeah...my son (7) thought it was cool that mommy had a frog on her and went to go pick it up and said "oh man...this thing is stuck to you"

 

[DVS]

well somthing is wrong with your computer

yeah...my son (7) thought it was cool that mommy had a frog on her and went to go pick it up and said "oh man...this thing is stuck to you"

nothing is wrong with my computer. Maybe it will work later. I have to go to bed, now. I've got damn work tomorrow.

Oh, that frog was obviously male. If you had waited much longer, you could have had kids.

 

[Kajira Callista]

nothing is wrong with my computer. Maybe it will work later. I have to go to bed, now. I've got damn work tomorrow.

Oh, that frog was obviously male. If you had waited much longer, you could have had kids.

ewww ewww ewwwwwww

 

[FungiUg]

Gribbit!