Outing our Newest Member -- Bytor!

[Phoenix Stone]

Bytor, Your Back!!

We missed ya, dude. You were gone for a Whole Day! Glad you gave it some thought and decided to grace us again with your presence.

Now I'm not going to be able to give you as much time as you surely deserve but hopefully this thread will speak for itself.

You need to come Out, guy. You Can Do It. You got it in you. The urge to humiliate, to cause pain. Every post speaks for you. Right from the first. Not just the skull-fucking story but the contempt, the attacks. You're right at the edge, looking over. What's it like you wonder? Sexualizing pain, picking here, of all places to come and spew your anger. Do you think that's a coincidence? You tell yourself it's ok, really we want it, we are asking for it. But really you know, somewhere inside -- it's about Non-consent for you. Taste it. Put your finger out there and touch it. You know you want to.

Ask yourself, are you enjoying this? What part are you enjoying? The feeling Right? The freedom to attack, anonymously? What feels so good, what is so addicting about coming here and saying these things you say? What feels so good? Hmm?

You know what you are, don't you? You're One of Us.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I called it first.

*complacent smirk*

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Uhn-uh! You just called it online first. I was Thinking it!

So, now you're the perfect guy to train him. Maybe we should get him a Tooch McGroin fellowship to the Academy?

 

[Kajira Callista]

submissive...in denial, i offered him a safe haven(his own thread) on his first day....who called what?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Ya'll are priceless

utterly perfect and utterly priceless..

I don't talk to the person, have no need to, but goodness me he has caused caused quite a stir on the boards...

(Thanks for the laughs PS)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

submissive...in denial ...

Negative, a SAMmy.

Every Domme on the board has him on ignore, which tickles a sadist to no end.

Think Seinfeld ... "No strapon for you."

 

[rosco rathbone]

Uhn-uh! You just called it online first. I was Thinking it!

So, now you're the perfect guy to train him. Maybe we should get him a Tooch McGroin fellowship to the Academy?

Him, tooch...gnomery. It's everywhere.

 

[MissTaken]

You all can play with your new pet in the cafe.




Have fun and train him well!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Negative, a SAMmy.

Every Domme on the board has him on ignore, which tickles a sadist to no end.

Think Seinfeld ... "No strapon for you."

i was giving him the benifit of the doubt...didnt wanna call him such a bad word on his first visit here.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Since he posts about subs having no self-worth so much, I think he's a sub with intense humiliation fantasies. He'd probably cum without being touched if he had to lick the boots of a domme who threatened to piss on him.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Since he posts about subs having no self-worth so much, I think he's a sub with intense humiliation fantasies. He'd probably cum without being touched if he had to lick the boots of a domme who threatened to piss on him.

pissing is a threat?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

pissing is a threat?

Heh.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Heh.

 

[DVS]

Ah, the reluctant submissive. Reclusive and in denial but drawn to his need, like a moth to flame.

In the shadows of desire, waiting...wanting...needing to be controlled. So low, the weakest submissive can power over him.

Hetro? Probably. But, a strong Domme would surely devour him completely and then spit out his bones.

He would be in extacy...

 

[Technodivinitas]

All of the above notwithstanding...
I still think he has a tiny penis.

 

[Kajira Callista]

All of the above notwithstanding...
I still think he has a tiny penis.

no no no its 9 and 3/4 inches long...he said so

 

[AngelicAssassin]

So low, the weakest submissive can power over him.

One Nation Under A Groove
{G Clinton, G Shider, W Morrison}

So wide can't get around it
So low you can't get under it
(So low you can't get under it)
So high you can't get over it
(So high you can't get over it)
Da-yee do do do do do do
This is a chance
This is a chance
Dance your way
Out of your constrictions
(Tell sugah)
Here's a chance to dance our way
out of our constrictions
Gonna be freakin'!
Up and down
Hang up alley way
With the groove our
Only guide
We shall all be moved

Ready or not here we come
Gettin' down on the one which
We believe in
One nation under a groove,
gettin' down just for the funk
(Can I get it on my good foot)
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
(Good God)
'bout time I got down one time
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now
(Aye aye aye aye aye)
Feet don't fail me now
Give you more of what you're funkin' for
Feet don't fail me now
Do you promise to funk?
The whole funk, nothin' but the funk

Ready or not here we come
Gettin' down on the one which we believe in
Here's my chance to dance my way
Out of my constrictions
(Do do dee oh doo)
(Do do dee oh doo)
(You can dance away)

Feet don't fail me now (ha ha)
Here's a chance to dance
Our way out of our constrictions

Gonna be groovin' up and down
Hang up alley way
The groove our only guide

We shall all be moved
Feet don't fail me now (ha ha)
Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for
Feet don't fail me now

Here's my chance to dance my way
out of my constrictions
Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for
(Feet don't fail me now)
(Feet don't fail me now)
Do you promise to funk, the whole funk,
nothin' but the funk
One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now
Nothin' can stop us now
One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now
Nothin' can stop us now
One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now

Do you promise to funk?
Do you promise to funk?
Hah
Do you promise to funk, the whole funk?

One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
(Here's my way to dance my way out)
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation
And we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now

Do you promise to funk, the whole funk?
You can't stop us now
Givin' you more of what you're
Funkin' for

Rather appropriate ... in so many ways.

 

[Technodivinitas]

Yeah...

no no no its 9 and 3/4 inches long...he said so

So he's dyslexic AND has a small penis.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Re: Yeah...

So he's dyslexic AND has a small penis.

LMAO!

 

[MissTaken]

This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time!

Shouldn't we invite more dyslexic men with little penises and latent subbie tendencies to the forum for entertainment purposes?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Yeah...

So he's dyslexic AND has a small penis.

he doesnt know..shhh dont tell him, he is very sensitive.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Yeah...

So he's dyslexic AND has a small penis.

Think magnifying glass and surgical tweesers.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time!

Shouldn't we invite more dyslexic men with little penises and latent subbie tendencies to the forum for entertainment purposes?

Agreed!

I'm thinking we send out scouts to the GB for those they've gotten bored of and would like disposed, then we send Kajira or Etoile in as decoys to extend the invitation, crook a lil finger or some such.

Then we do AA's Calvin and Hobbes doorway number. Good healthy exercise.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: Re: Yeah...

he doesnt know..shhh dont tell him, he is very sensitive.

Ps. I love your latest AV, btw. Can't quite tell what's going on, which makes it even better.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Agreed!

I'm thinking we send out scouts to the GB for those they've gotten bored of and would like disposed, then we send Kajira or Etoile in as decoys to extend the invitation, crook a lil finger or some such.

Then we do AA's Calvin and Hobbes doorway number. Good healthy exercise.

LMAO sadistic kitty cat