Ourageous Promises & Demands

[Ebonyfire]

I have a profile on another site. I get a lot of messages from so called submissives or slaves wanting to serve me. I can never understand why someone would decide they want to serve someone without getting to know them first.

I have also gotten a lot of outrageous promises that if I allow them to serve they will give me stuff.

So I wondered if others have gotten outrageous promises or demands online. Submissives or Dom/me, step up that tell us about your outrageous promise. And if you have been made an outrageous demand instead, by all means share it.
We are all friends here.

I will start. There was this slave who was giving out so called Amazon Gift cards if a Domme would accept him. He messaged me and all I could do was laugh. Of course the card was fake, but it was a good scam don't you agree?

Another one said that he would give me anything I wanted if I would dominate him online. I told him I wanted him to go away. On reflection perhaps I should have asked for a Mercedes. My bad.

Anyone else?

Eb

 

[A Desert Rose]

Sorry Eb... I couldn't help myself... LMAO

Promises, promises
I'm all through with promises, promises now
I don't know how I got the nerve to walk out
If I shout, remember I feel free
Now I can look at myself and be proud
I'm laughing out loud

Oh, promises, promises
This is where those promises, promises end
I don't pretend that what was wrong can be right
Every night I sleep now, no more lies
Things that I promised myself fell apart
But I found my heart

Oh, promises, their kind of promises, can just destroy a life
Oh, promises, those kind of promises, take all the joy from life
Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!

Every night I sleep now, no more lies
Things that I promised myself fell apart
But I found my heart

Oh, promises, their kind of promises can just destroy a life
Oh, promises, those kind of promises take all the joy from life
Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Promises, promises
I'm all through with promises, promises now
I don't know how I got the nerve to walk out
If I shout, remember I feel free
Now I can look at myself and be proud
I'm laughing out loud

Oh, promises, promises
This is where those promises, promises end
I don't pretend that what was wrong can be right
Every night I sleep now, no more lies
Things that I promised myself fell apart
But I found my heart

Oh, promises, their kind of promises, can just destroy a life
Oh, promises, those kind of promises, take all the joy from life
Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!

Every night I sleep now, no more lies
Things that I promised myself fell apart
But I found my heart

Oh, promises, their kind of promises can just destroy a life
Oh, promises, those kind of promises take all the joy from life
Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!

LOL

Promise her anything, but give her Arpege...

Eb

 

[A Desert Rose]

LOL

Promise her anything, but give her Arpege...

Eb

No Ma'am... for me it's shiny sparkly stuff. ;-)

 

[Ebonyfire]

No Ma'am... for me it's shiny sparkly stuff. ;-)

I want that Mercedes...

 

[A Desert Rose]

I want that Mercedes...

I want it for ya too!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I want it for ya too!!!

I will end up with a truck!

 

[Betticus]

All I ever get from some other site is the once in a blue moon "I like your profile" message.

 

[Ebonyfire]

All I ever get from some other site is the once in a blue moon "I like your profile" message.

I have always wondered is that a shy person's way of getting you to reply back to them.

Do you ever reply and it starts a dialogue between you?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

This is one that has really made me pull back over the years. My submission can not be bought. I don't even like the premise that my time is obligated to anyone unless I choose to offer it freely. I don't recall many specifics but there have been some approaches made via sites such as collarme and alt when I still had profiles with them that went from scary to hilarious.Including 'Sir Steven' from the Embassy of O ( the Australian Division ...heh ) or some such derivative a secret underground organisation that had singled me out for some meeting in front of a Board to access whether I could be considered for 'special training'.........lol. My Mentor at the time and I laughed our collective derieres off over that one. She may in fact have copies of his correspondence still. It amused her to draw them out a little more by writing to them as my Mentor and mediator. Its amazing how many Dominants also do not cope well when a Mentor is holding them accountable to their word. I'll ask her what she has left and edit them back to this post if possible ( likely she keeps everything )........smiles.I had taken real care with my profiles because I was looking to meet Dominants local to myself hoping to eliminate much of the 'riff raff'. I want to take people sincerely and at face value its my nature but damn its a hard call sometimes .

The ones I found even more disturbing were Dominants local to me that would write page after page of fluff no matter how many specific questions I asked them. Questions I needed answering before I would consider meeting them one to one. The dual opposite is Mr Micro Management Dominant pagesssssssss of my duties, how they would be done , when right down to how I was to interact in general public ( this was a 24/7 proposal long term ) with different members of his family. There was no brain requirements and I found him to be such a bully just in conversation I would get quite teary. I can't cope with those sites any longer so I doubt there is any chance I'll expand on this thread past History.

I have files of stuff Ebonyfire I will see what I can dig out

 

[graceanne]

There are a lot of subs looking for just financial domination. I've talked to Netzach and another girl about this. Some men get off on being financially used. Look at collarme.com, there's quite a few 'dommes' (in parenthesis cause not all the financial dommes are actually doms - one I know about is actually a sub) who insist that you show your devotion to them financially.

 

[Ebonyfire]

This is one that has really made me pull back over the years. My submission can not be bought. I don't even like the premise that my time is obligated to anyone unless I choose to offer it freely. I don't recall many specifics but there have been some approaches made via sites such as collarme and alt when I still had profiles with them that went from scary to hilarious.Including 'Sir Steven' from the Embassy of O ( the Australian Division ...heh ) or some such derivative a secret underground organisation that had singled me out for some meeting in front of a Board to access whether I could be considered for 'special training'.........lol. My Mentor at the time and I laughed our collective derieres off over that one. She may in fact have copies of his correspondence still. It amused her to draw them out a little more by writing to them as my Mentor and mediator. Its amazing how many Dominants also do not cope well when a Mentor is holding them accountable to their word. I'll ask her what she has left and edit them back to this post if possible ( likely she keeps everything )........smiles.I had taken real care with my profiles because I was looking to meet Dominants local to myself hoping to eliminate much of the 'riff raff'. I want to take people sincerely and at face value its my nature but damn its a hard call sometimes .

The ones I found even more disturbing were Dominants local to me that would write page after page of fluff no matter how many specific questions I asked them. Questions I needed answering before I would consider meeting them one to one. The dual opposite is Mr Micro Management Dominant pagesssssssss of my duties, how they would be done , when right down to how I was to interact in general public ( this was a 24/7 proposal long term ) with different members of his family. There was no brain requirements and I found him to be such a bully just in conversation I would get quite teary. I can't cope with those sites any longer so I doubt there is any chance I'll expand on this thread past History.

I have files of stuff Ebonyfire I will see what I can dig out

Oh yeah we all here need a good laugh, and it might also help someone.

It is amazing that someone can actually think it is alright to give out a list of demands to someone they do not even know AND without building any kind of relationship.

Eb

 

[Marquis]

I have a profile on another site. I get a lot of messages from so called submissives or slaves wanting to serve me. I can never understand why someone would decide they want to serve someone without getting to know them first.

I have also gotten a lot of outrageous promises that if I allow them to serve they will give me stuff.

So I wondered if others have gotten outrageous promises or demands online. Submissives or Dom/me, step up that tell us about your outrageous promise. And if you have been made an outrageous demand instead, by all means share it.
We are all friends here.

I will start. There was this slave who was giving out so called Amazon Gift cards if a Domme would accept him. He messaged me and all I could do was laugh. Of course the card was fake, but it was a good scam don't you agree?

Another one said that he would give me anything I wanted if I would dominate him online. I told him I wanted him to go away. On reflection perhaps I should have asked for a Mercedes. My bad.

Anyone else?

Eb

I occasionally get offers for service from submissive males on Collarme who say they just want to clean my house and run errands for me, nothing sexual. I politely decline.

 

[Etoile]

There was another good thread about this but the name is escaping me at the moment. (I blame the Kahlua.)

I shall subscribe to this one too, because I love this kind of thing. My wife isn't comfortable with me placing fake bait on personals sites, so I live vicariously through you all.

 

[brioche]

I have one who is currently telling me that my problem is that I'm educated. When I told him I wasn't interested, He said he wouldn't take no for an answer. I threatened to block him.
He said" Go head block me. Or learn to submit."
Heh. Guess which one I picked.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I have one who is currently telling me that my problem is that I'm educated. When I told him I wasn't interested, He said he wouldn't take no for an answer. I threatened to block him.
He said" Go head block me. Or learn to submit."
Heh. Guess which one I picked.

Ya know the not taking no for an answer is one message that both men and women can get. And it is annoying as hell!

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I've had loads of "Kneel bitch!" introductory pm's.

They hate it when I ask why

Spineless webheads, the lot of them.

Velvet

 

[Chicklet]

I had one person respond to my rejection of him - and I have to say that I'm always extremely polite ... no point in being rude when you don't know someone - by telling me i was uneducated and he had more education than my entire family.

wtf?

okay.

 

[chris9]

I occasionally get offers for service from submissive males on Collarme who say they just want to clean my house and run errands for me, nothing sexual. I politely decline.

Send them to me? My house really does need cleaning...

 

[littlegirlslut]

I'm a very independent sub - very vocal - very opinionated (as it seems many of the subs here are). I'm not at all into the messages that start Dom'ing from the start. I usually do not reply any more because when I've responded and asked why I would submit to a stranger - they get bitchy. It makes me so angry because I have been naive and gotten into a bad relationship through this - granted it led me to my current relationship but there was 6 months of hell.

That current Dom immediately gave me tasks to do in the first email and since I was in a "i need to submit" headspace because I didn't even have a friend Dom to help me through the time - I did. It was a HUGE mistake actually caused HUGE problems through many friendships becuase TONS of lies were brought out. But anyway I'm getting off topic.

I had a Dom tell me he would send me a plane ticket and instructions and I was supposed to take the next week off work and follow all directions. No idea.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I had one person respond to my rejection of him - and I have to say that I'm always extremely polite ... no point in being rude when you don't know someone - by telling me i was uneducated and he had more education than my entire family.

wtf?

okay.

Judging his post he did not have much intelligence, lol.

 

[shy slave]

I had a Dom tell me he would send me a plane ticket and instructions and I was supposed to take the next week off work and follow all directions. No idea.

This shrieks of 'psycho/kidnap/disappearing women/death' scenario to me

 

[SirFace]

I find this all very amusing, scary and I am amazed that people think they can interact with other people this way and be successful at it. I suppose they are at times or they would'nt do it, or are they just losers who dont have any relationships or know how?

 

[littlegirlslut]

This shrieks of 'psycho/kidnap/disappearing women/death' scenario to me

It really, really does. I sent the email to the OPS of the service I was using. Obviously I didn't have contact with him again but it really made me skeptical for a while and I stayed offline.

 

[Etoile]

I had a Dom tell me he would send me a plane ticket and instructions and I was supposed to take the next week off work and follow all directions. No idea.

Was this his first contact with you?!