Ourageous Promises & Demands

[brioche]

I posted a comment on my journal at collarme indicating that I wouldn't reply to one-liners without a profile and strangely enough, I have got about six guys messaging me that actually appear to have a full knowledge of grammar and use full sentences, and appreciate the fact that I do as well. It's the polar opposite of what I was receiving before, and I'm kind of weirded out by the fact that they're all arriving at once.
Luckily a few of them have been not a fit for various reasons (they want someone slim, they're looking for a slave, etc...) but it's weird just the same. One of them is kind of offended I'm talking to others. Considering he was the last one to contact me, I'm not really sure what to say.
One even starts every message thanking me for my previous one, and one just gave me his phone number because he doesn't like long emails.
It's strange. Never rains but it pours, I suppose.
ETA: Is it true that if you put a picture up temporarily as your icon on MSN messenger it can't be captured/printed out? Someone told me that and I was curious.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I posted a comment on my journal at collarme indicating that I wouldn't reply to one-liners without a profile and strangely enough, I have got about six guys messaging me that actually appear to have a full knowledge of grammar and use full sentences, and appreciate the fact that I do as well. It's the polar opposite of what I was receiving before, and I'm kind of weirded out by the fact that they're all arriving at once.
Luckily a few of them have been not a fit for various reasons (they want someone slim, they're looking for a slave, etc...) but it's weird just the same. One of them is kind of offended I'm talking to others. Considering he was the last one to contact me, I'm not really sure what to say.
One even starts every message thanking me for my previous one, and one just gave me his phone number because he doesn't like long emails.
It's strange. Never rains but it pours, I suppose.
ETA: Is it true that if you put a picture up temporarily as your icon on MSN messenger it can't be captured/printed out? Someone told me that and I was curious.

It is amazingly refreshing when someone actually reads and understand your profile.

If someone sends me one liners and/or asks were I am before I have consented to converse with them, I just delete them with no reply.

Eb

 

[A Desert Rose]

I posted a comment on my journal at collarme indicating that I wouldn't reply to one-liners without a profile and strangely enough, I have got about six guys messaging me that actually appear to have a full knowledge of grammar and use full sentences, and appreciate the fact that I do as well. It's the polar opposite of what I was receiving before, and I'm kind of weirded out by the fact that they're all arriving at once.
Luckily a few of them have been not a fit for various reasons (they want someone slim, they're looking for a slave, etc...) but it's weird just the same. One of them is kind of offended I'm talking to others. Considering he was the last one to contact me, I'm not really sure what to say.
One even starts every message thanking me for my previous one, and one just gave me his phone number because he doesn't like long emails.
It's strange. Never rains but it pours, I suppose.
ETA: Is it true that if you put a picture up temporarily as your icon on MSN messenger it can't be captured/printed out? Someone told me that and I was curious.

Interesting. I don't know about the picture thingy. I wonder if I have one there...? I never use MSN messenger, anymore. Wait yes, I do. It's the beach shot that comes with MSN with the beach chairs. Sometimes I use the palm trees. Well whatever, I rarely use MSN, so I can't answer you, Brioche.

But it's nice to get any responses, even those that "don't fit." ;-)

 

[Ebonyfire]

I find this all very amusing, scary and I am amazed that people think they can interact with other people this way and be successful at it. I suppose they are at times or they would'nt do it, or are they just losers who dont have any relationships or know how?

Typical of the sociopathic mindset.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

*sighs*

Y'all get such interesting ass-hats. No one bothers to throw themselves at me, demand my attention, offer to service me and my household, make outrageous promises, demand bizarre treatment...

I get the occassionaly "Nice tattoo" and one, count 'em, ONE! actual interested party. And that's between Collarme, Alt, MingledHearts, _and_ Lit...

I must be boring. Or to real to meet the fantasy fodder expectations of the wanking set. Or something...

One day though, I'm sure to get an ass-hat message!

Nice tats! Now send me a check! There are you happy now?

 

[Ebonyfire]

There are a lot of subs looking for just financial domination.

I used to get more of these, but they brought out the mean streak in me.

However if you ever get a hold of a list.....I could use a few bucks right now.

Eb

 

[Hester]

Aw. It doesn't have to be either/or - that's one of the reasons social clubs exist, and speed dating, etc.

By the way folks, I've got the world's biggest dating asshat: When Tools Attack

when i weight the annoyance factor versus the potential rewards (which i've found to be very low) it's just not even close to being worth it.

 

[A Desert Rose]

*sighs*

Y'all get such interesting ass-hats. No one bothers to throw themselves at me, demand my attention, offer to service me and my household, make outrageous promises, demand bizarre treatment...

I get the occassionaly "Nice tattoo" and one, count 'em, ONE! actual interested party. And that's between Collarme, Alt, MingledHearts, _and_ Lit...

I must be boring. Or to real to meet the fantasy fodder expectations of the wanking set. Or something...

One day though, I'm sure to get an ass-hat message!

Thanks Eb, Ma'm. I missed this post entirely.

Now, Geoff, stop your whining. The ONLY PM's I get are from women friends. I get nothing, nada, zilch from the creatures with the hangy down thingy. I guess we could start our own clique of 2, huh? ;D

(please note this was all a tease and not meant to be seriously mean. most people can tell when I mean to be mean. and if you can't tell, then fuck ya. LOL)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Thanks Eb, Ma'm. I missed this post entirely.

Now, Geoff, stop your whining. The ONLY PM's I get are from women friends. I get nothing, nada, zilch from the creatures with the hangy down thingy. I guess we could start our own clique of 2, huh? ;D

(please note this was all a tease and not meant to be seriously mean. most people can tell when I mean to be mean. and if you can't tell, then fuck ya. LOL)

I teased him also. I like Geoff and lot and would never insult him intentionally unless he enjoyed it!

 

[A Desert Rose]

I teased him also. I like Geoff and lot and would never insult him intentionally unless he enjoyed it!

I think he's one of the few (aside from you and a couple of others) who actually can tell when I'm kidding. I've never run across so many people who can't seem to read... LOL

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

ETA: Is it true that if you put a picture up temporarily as your icon on MSN messenger it can't be captured/printed out? Someone told me that and I was curious.

ohh I am not certain about MSN Miss Brioche but I can teach you how to get a copy irrespect of the fact . Feel free to pm me. Its my magical submissive powers......laughs.

 

[saw_man1]

I wouldn't advocate suicide, but perhaps castration would make life more comfortable for him, because he's not getting a date anytime in the next 100 years!

Perhaps then this is the answer.

it's hard enough to castrate balls using an elastrator band, you have to leave it there for a couple of hours at least, and that is MUCH tighter than this. (By the way, that link has some shocking pictures...not for the squeamish. BME is a great place to see this kind of extreme stuff...that's why I have the membership, mwahaha!)

 

[saw_man1]

I would have too! Saw_man, did you get any indication what the restaurant staff thought of her? Even if she was kneeling outside the entrance, you mentioned valets, so presumably somebody saw her. My goodness, what on earth had this girl been taught? Could she have come up with this herself?

That’s what made this all the more bizarre. In chats, emails, and phone conversations she seemed "normal". We had a great rapport and easy free flowing conversations. She could certainly give as well as she took.

I'm not sure how many people actually saw her. I told her what kind of car I drove and from where she was she would have seen me pull into the parking lot. I assumed she knelt down as I was coming to a stop. We did get quite a few looks as we took our seat but I chalked that up to her leather outfit.

I have no idea where she got this idea from. She was indeed quite intelligent and very well read. She could have come up with this on her own.

What was most striking to me was the vacant look on her face when I told her that there was no possibility of any relationship. There was no expression at all. I wondered later if there hadn't been some kind of medication issue.

I guess I'll never know.

I did have another humorous incident at that same restaurant but that’s a story for a different thread.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I have chatted with potential submissives and they have said things like

"Mistress I kneel at Your feet", and we are online just meeting.

I just do not get that virtual kneeling thing.

 

[saw_man1]

I have chatted with potential submissives and they have said things like

"Mistress I kneel at Your feet", and we are online just meeting.

I just do not get that virtual kneeling thing.

They want so much to be accepted by you that they say the most submissive things they can think of. They want to prove their worth by being more submissive than the next guy.

It's like the sub equivalent of Name That Tune. Name That Ritual.

 

[Ebonyfire]

They want so much to be accepted by you that they say the most submissive things they can think of. They want to prove their worth by being more submissive than the next guy.

It's like the sub equivalent of Name That Tune. Name That Ritual.

The other is who has the tongue with the most stamina..

I can lick you for eternity

I can lick you for ten hours straight

I can lick you and your sister at the same time

I can lick you and play the star spangled banner on my piano

 

[saw_man1]

The other is who has the tongue with the most stamina..

I can lick you for eternity

I can lick you for ten hours straight

I can lick you and your sister at the same time

I can lick you and play the star spangled banner on my piano

Or

You can beat me until your arm gets tired

You can beat me until both arms get tired

You can beat me until your arms fall off

Then you can kick me until your leg gets tired

 

[Ebonyfire]

Or

You can beat me until your arm gets tired

You can beat me until both arms get tired

You can beat me until your arms fall off

Then you can kick me until your leg gets tired

You can take my wallet and all my money

You can ruin my credit

I will sign over my house

I will buy you that Mercedes

LOL

 

[BiBunny]

You can take my wallet and all my money

You can ruin my credit

I will sign over my house

I will buy you that Mercedes

LOL

I want one of those! If you ever have too many of 'em make you that promise, just send 'em my way, y'hear? (Only make the car something small and fast, if possible.)

 

[Ebonyfire]

I want one of those! If you ever have too many of 'em make you that promise, just send 'em my way, y'hear? (Only make the car something small and fast, if possible.)

Ferrari or Masarati?

 

[BiBunny]

Ferrari or Masarati?

Hmmmm...Ferrari, I think, but I won't be picky, I promise.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Hmmmm...Ferrari, I think, but I won't be picky, I promise.

I probably cannot afford the fuel for one of those sporty numbers.

 

[BiBunny]

I probably cannot afford the fuel for one of those sporty numbers.

Me neither, but isn't that what ol' boy's credit cards are for?

 

[SirFace]

I thought I had a potential GF years ago until I overheard her tell her sister that I was "Mr. ATM". Needless to say, that was the last time I talked to her. A "John" I am not nor never will be.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I thought I had a potential GF years ago until I overheard her tell her sister that I was "Mr. ATM". Needless to say, that was the last time I talked to her. A "John" I am not nor never will be.

Thats revolting.........good on you for flicking her.........anyhoo you have the lovely wench we see adorning your posts these days