Our Wedding

[matriarch]

.........BBBAAAAHHHHAAAAhhhhaaa... ok, just remembered how i HAD to go into this one store. i swore to everyone that it was just a fun shop with cards and stuff...mat, you see, was dragging her feet. we convinced her to go into the store with us ...lo and behold it was a lesbian sex store!!!
oh please, let someone else remember this..."you BITCHES!" could be heard as matski pivoted around and walked out of the store. we perused the goods for a while and purchased some goodies before leaving. *snicker*

...............

I repeat.

YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! You forgot to mention the explosion of laughter that followed my expletive.......that made me grin all the time was sitting outside waiting for you to come out and embarrass me publicly with what you had bought.

You are all so very very wicked.
And I love you to death.

 

[Guest]

I repeat.

YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! You forgot to mention the explosion of laughter that followed my expletive.......that made me grin all the time was sitting outside waiting for you to come out and embarrass me publicly with what you had bought.

You are all so very very wicked.
And I love you to death.

im still laughing when i remember how lucky held that vibrator against your skin and 'bbbbuuuuzzzzzzz' ed.. LOL.
yes, it was great fun.
i've your email addy i think...sending piccies as we type.

 

[Guest]

You're full of shit if you say I can move, sweets, but I love ya for it.


How did that start?!?!? It's been driving me mad that I can't remember!

someone said ebil
and i said bagina... and then said ebil bagina...its now our mantra.
it would make a great crank call...
"hello, is ebil bagina in?"

 

[matriarch]

im still laughing when i remember how lucky held that vibrator against your skin and 'bbbbuuuuzzzzzzz' ed.. LOL.
yes, it was great fun.
i've your email addy i think...sending piccies as we type.

Downloading as we speak.

Lucky sent me Min's pictures last night, I have doctored a couple of those if you want them.
And I mailed her the group one in the restaurant, with some judicious editing.

 

[Guest]

Downloading as we speak.

Lucky sent me Min's pictures last night, I have doctored a couple of those if you want them.
And I mailed her the group one in the restaurant, with some judicious editing.

well hell, i gave up trying to 'judiciously edit' the cellulite from my thighs. too much damn work. this is me...love me or hate me...i yam who i yam.
i want all and any piccies you have. i got the disc from lucky ...
we must, ofcourse...make an homage to the manage horseshoe fest!

 

[matriarch]

well hell, i gave up trying to 'judiciously edit' the cellulite from my thighs. too much damn work. this is me...love me or hate me...i yam who i yam.
i want all and any piccies you have. i got the disc from lucky ...
we must, ofcourse...make an homage to the manage horseshoe fest!

The only editing I'm doing love, is covering my face.

'Manage a horseshoe' *snicker*.....it only works with the French accent.

 

[Guest]

The only editing I'm doing love, is covering my face.

'Manage a horseshoe' *snicker*.....it only works with the French accent.

VOILA! true but since none of us have one, we'll have to pull a monty python and just pretend. oh how they loved it when we sang Bohemian Rhapsody to them! It was easy to see that their 'foaming' activity increased...just think, we may very well be responcible for the population boom of horseshoe crabs!

 

[TheEarl]

The only editing I'm doing love, is covering my face.

'Manage a horseshoe' *snicker*.....it only works with the French accent.

<snicker> Just said that out loud in a French accent and got it.

The Earl

 

[matriarch]

VOILA! true but since none of us have one, we'll have to pull a monty python and just pretend. oh how they loved it when we sang Bohemian Rhapsody to them! It was easy to see that their 'foaming' activity increased...just think, we may very well be responcible for the population boom of horseshoe crabs!

You ARE going to post a pic of those demented creatures, aren't you???

Oh, and I can do a very passable French accent, and Italian,and Irish....you have no way of knowing if that accent of which you all took the piss the whole time is real or put on........

 

[matriarch]

<snicker> Just said that out loud in a French accent and got it.

The Earl

Try it when you are laughing hysterically, and well encumbered with alcoholic beverages, and trying not to shiver because they (not I, I have English blood), were cold on the beach. It's even funnier.

 

[Guest]

ok matski, as per your request, i have altered your face so that no one shall recognize you. *grin*
i'd know it was you anyway...
here are some boob grabbing piccies:
alcohol, the great uninhibitor! (like i need that)
ill never be the same again!

 

[impressive]

ok matski, as per your request, i have altered your face so that no one shall recognize you. *grin*
i'd know it was you anyway...
here are some boob grabbing piccies:
alcohol, the great uninhibitor! (like i need that)
ill never be the same again!

OMG -- the swirly-faced one is just kinda creepy. ROFL!

 

[matriarch]

ok matski, as per your request, i have altered your face so that no one shall recognize you. *grin*
i'd know it was you anyway...
here are some boob grabbing piccies:
alcohol, the great uninhibitor! (like i need that)
ill never be the same again!

I look like something from your worst sci-fi film.......but quite endearing in a perverse sort of way.

Announcement: Mat has turned. I'M DRINKING...........COFFEE !!!!!!!

 

[matriarch]

I look like something from your worst sci-fi film.......but quite endearing in a perverse sort of way.

Announcement: Mat has turned. I'M DRINKING...........COFFEE !!!!!!!

And........goddess help me........I'm eating with my fork..*gasp*.....in my right hand!!! What the hell did those colonials do to me????????

 

[impressive]

And........goddess help me........I'm eating with my fork..*gasp*.....in my right hand!!! What the hell did those colonials do to me????????

I'm enjoying some Kona coffee this morning ... with heavy cream. Yummy!

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[Guest]

What lovely pictures -

Your happiness, your fun, your lust for life, and your cheerful inebriation shows through loud and clear.

 

[matriarch]

I'm enjoying some Kona coffee this morning ... with heavy cream. Yummy!

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[doublethreadjack]......I am playing Shania Twain....'Man I feel like a woman'....come on gorgeous, belt it out !!! [/doublethreadjack]

 

[matriarch]

ok matski, as per your request, i have altered your face so that no one shall recognize you. *grin*
i'd know it was you anyway...
here are some boob grabbing piccies:
alcohol, the great uninhibitor! (like i need that)
ill never be the same again!

MMMWAHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm missing you guys like crazy. I can hardly believe its a whole a week ago we were sitting out in the sun eating brunch and discussing the vagaries of language........ok, you were all taking the piss out of my accent....YET AGAIN...I remember vividly the stunned silence and puzzled looks when I used the word 'lorry'........

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*wipes tears*

I always cry at weddings. I'm such an old softie!

Congratulations, and good luck!

 

[Guest]

I look like something from your worst sci-fi film.......but quite endearing in a perverse sort of way.

Announcement: Mat has turned. I'M DRINKING...........COFFEE !!!!!!!

funny you should say that....

 

[matriarch]

funny you should say that....

ROFPMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!

You wicked baggage!!!!!!!

Actually, looking closely, its an improvement on the real thing.

 

[Guest]

ROFPMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!

You wicked baggage!!!!!!!

Actually, looking closely, its an improvement on the real thing.

ok, thats going into my sigline...
not an improvement... a compromise. would much rather see the real matski but this will have to do.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Deepest congratulations to both of you

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Everything just sounds absolutely beautiful and I so wish I could have been there.

 

[Guest]

Deepest congratulations to both of you

thank you very much, sweetie..
your thoughts are always very much appreciated.