Our Wedding

[Guest]

ok, here is a group photo of us after a sumptous dinner provided by our lovely matski. god woman, how wonderful you were/are to us. never ever think we don't appreciate you for you...for the things you do...for the person you are.
moet chandon
topped by a meal kissed by angels
surrounded by lovely women
bliss
i didn't think i was allowed in heaven, i was wrong.

 

[TheEarl]

I look like something from your worst sci-fi film.......but quite endearing in a perverse sort of way.

Announcement: Mat has turned. I'M DRINKING...........COFFEE !!!!!!!

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The Earl

 

[matriarch]

ok, here is a group photo of us after a sumptous dinner provided by our lovely matski. god woman, how wonderful you were/are to us. never ever think we don't appreciate you for you...for the things you do...for the person you are.
moet chandon
topped by a meal kissed by angels
surrounded by lovely women
bliss
i didn't think i was allowed in heaven, i was wrong.

 

[TheEarl]

ok, here is a group photo of us after a sumptous dinner provided by our lovely matski. god woman, how wonderful you were/are to us. never ever think we don't appreciate you for you...for the things you do...for the person you are.
moet chandon
topped by a meal kissed by angels
surrounded by lovely women
bliss
i didn't think i was allowed in heaven, i was wrong.

Oh, that's a lovely photo.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

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The Earl

LOL...go back a page sweetie.. LOL too funny

 

[TheEarl]

LOL...go back a page sweetie.. LOL too funny

Darth Matriarch does have a ring to it, doesn't it?

The Earl

 

[lucky-E-leven]

...it's nearly all been said, but my little woman pleaded, so here's my account...

We all partied into the next morning, matriarch and minsue heading home a little before the rest because the goose was running on about three hours of sleep for over two full days. Cloudy, vella and myself stayed a while longer, enjoying the atmosphere of free love and getupanddanceyourassoff too much to leave right away. Our evening began with drinks and continued with drinks and as funny as it was making our way back to the rooms, it's a wonder we got back without incident. *smirk*

Everyone slept late the next morning and we met up for a nice brunch at a quaint little patio bistro. Everyone had a grand time with matriarch's brit-speak as we ordered our food. She was likely very annoyed with it all, but she handled it with grace and ease, smiling gently and just absorbing the closeness of everyone. We all did that, I think. It was interesting to see one or the other of us branch off for the group for a moment and just watch. I know I did it, and I'm fairly certain I saw everyone else take a moment now and again to let it all soak in. It just felt so familiar, so good... Okay, okay, I know...shaddup and get on with the story.

We spent the day cruising the shops to obtain gifts and trinkets for our kids, hobknobbing about at a snail's pace to smile at the diversity of those around us. Transvestites in wild costumes promoting their comedy shows that night, gay men pushing their kids in carriages, lesbian couples with pet-carries strapped to their chests and tiny puppy heads poking out...you name it, we saw it. May sound strange to some, but the overall atmosphere was one of family, happiness and community.

Perhaps the funniest moment that day occurred when vella pointed out an underground shoppe sign and said she knew it and wanted to go inside. Matriarch balked, thinking vella was up to something unsavory, but vella insisted it was only a store of fun little trinkets, postcards and the like. For those of you that have had the experience of speaking off boards with my wife, you're well aware that if she's selling it as good wholesome fun, there's likely a deviant catch. So, matriarch finally agrees and I walk in behind her with a huge smile on my face. One look around at the walls lined with countless sex toys, magazines, videos and lube and matriarch's face goes scarlet. The rest of us, including the clerk at the counter, burst into raucous laughter at her English propriety as she turns on her heel and leaves, endearing us further with a loving comment of, "Bitches!" For someone who writes such smutty fun, she sure does blush easily.


Our shopping (and teasing) done for the moment, we all returned to our respective abodes for a rest and time to prepare for the big event. Not sure what everyone else did when they got home, but we stripped down immediately and fell into bed for a nap. Very hot day, late night before, plenty of other fun and we had earned it, I think.

 

[Guest]

Darth Matriarch does have a ring to it, doesn't it?

The Earl

i can almost hear her accent with heavy breathing....
hrm
wait a tick... i did hear that!!!

honestly though, can you imagine?
"Vella, *breathe*, I am your mother..."

 

[impressive]

i can almost hear her accent with heavy breathing....
hrm
wait a tick... i did hear that!!!

honestly though, can you imagine?
"Vella, *breathe*, I am your mother..."

PMSL! "Vella, BAGGAGE," *breathe*, I am your mother..."

 

[TheEarl]

i can almost hear her accent with heavy breathing....
hrm
wait a tick... i did hear that!!!

honestly though, can you imagine?
"Vella, *breathe*, I am your mother..."

Though I bet she'd be useful against any Bible Belters.

<choking someone> Your surplus of faith disturbs me.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

For those of you that have had the experience of speaking off boards with my wife...

I'll bet that feels good to say.

The Earl

 

[Pure]

Congratulations

to both of you.

May the years bring you much happiness.

J.

 

[matriarch]

You.....;you.............you...........wonderful, gloriously delightful women.

I am laughing so much right now......if'n I didn't love y'all so much.....I'd be on the next plane to tan your arses (note the spelling please, you all know how its pronounced, you said it enough times !!).

 

[matriarch]

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The Earl

I'm still trying to work out why its always me that's the butt of the jokes......

 

[TheEarl]

You.....;you.............you...........wonderful, gloriously delightful women.

I am laughing so much right now......if'n I didn't love y'all so much.....I'd be on the next plane to tan your arses (note the spelling please, you all know how its pronounced, you said it enough times !!).

<The Earl creeps away, noting that he hasn't got a chastising yet>

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Though I bet she'd be useful against any Bible Belters.

The Earl

Eeep!

I only live in the belt; I do not carry one.

(Whips and straps and riding crops, yes. But no belt.)

 

[Guest]

<The Earl creeps away, noting that he hasn't got a chastising yet>

The Earl

Yep. You'd better skulk, m'boy.

Darth Matriarch is gonna kick yer butt.

 

[matriarch]

<The Earl creeps away, noting that he hasn't got a chastising yet>

The Earl

Oh don't worry young man.......notes have been made.
I believe we may be having a 'private' meet in the future.......full retribution will be forthcoming. (note to self: bring pain stick home from work, JUST for Earl).

 

[lucky-E-leven]

From the moment we first started talking about tying the knot, we agreed we wanted it to be on the beach somewhere. All of our big firsts had happened near the water and it only seemed fitting to continue the trend. It's where we're both most comfortable. So, though we had planned to have the ceremony in the garden of the B & B in case of rain or crowds, we changed that at the last minute because the weather was absolutely beautiful and we're spontaneous like that. Just never know what's going to happen next.

Getting ready was kind of surreal. There was no tension, no fuss, no nervous energy whatsoever, and definitely no doubt. I have to say it was a big improvement on the swirl of mania that accompanies most weddings I've ever been part of. Just the two of us, taking a long shower, going about hair and makeup with an extra touch of care, stealing glances at one another (me with the video camera at one point) and giddy/goofy smiles all the while. Moments of awe and excitement at seeing one another in the special outfits we chose and almost too much admiration... ...to get us out the door on time to pick up the rest of the gang.

We all piled into the Green Bean (my name for vella's car) and drove out of Provincetown in search of a nice beach locale. Me, being the speedy bitch I am, was a little insistant that Race Point beach was the place for us. Everyone consented to give it a look and ... me being the lucky bitch that I am ... it turned out to be perfect. The parking lot was empty, there were very few beach combers around, the breeze was cool and gentle, the sun was shining brightly and we all took a deep breath and made our way to the top of a dune to set up.

Made quick work of getting the video going, arranged everyone close together and before I knew it, was standing face to face with the woman of my dreams...getting ready to promise her the world. Had a momentary flash of - How did I get to be standing here? How did we find one another? Could I possibly be that lucky? Then she looked up at me, winked as if she had heard me and then sent me the most brilliant smile, effectively erasing any other thoughts I may have been having just then.

Will post pieces of the ceremony in here shortly with accompanying photos...

 

[cantdog]

Massachusetts will never be the same. How terrible to treat Mat like that, vella! And how delicious to hear it all told.

 

[matriarch]

From the moment we first started talking about tying the knot, we agreed we wanted it to be on the beach somewhere. All of our big firsts had happened near the water and it only seemed fitting to continue the trend. It's where we're both most comfortable. So, though we had planned to have the ceremony in the garden of the B & B in case of rain or crowds, we changed that at the last minute because the weather was absolutely beautiful and we're spontaneous like that. Just never know what's going to happen next.

Getting ready was kind of surreal. There was no tension, no fuss, no nervous energy whatsoever, and definitely no doubt. I have to say it was a big improvement on the swirl of mania that accompanies most weddings I've ever been part of. Just the two of us, taking a long shower, going about hair and makeup with an extra touch of care, stealing glances at one another (me with the video camera at one point) and giddy/goofy smiles all the while. Moments of awe and excitement at seeing one another in the special outfits we chose and almost too much admiration... ...to get us out the door on time to pick up the rest of the gang.

We all piled into the Green Bean (my name for vella's car) and drove out of Provincetown in search of a nice beach locale. Me, being the speedy bitch I am, was a little insistant that Race Point beach was the place for us. Everyone consented to give it a look and ... me being the lucky bitch that I am ... it turned out to be perfect. The parking lot was empty, there were very few beach combers around, the breeze was cool and gentle, the sun was shining brightly and we all took a deep breath and made our way to the top of a dune to set up.

Made quick work of getting the video going, arranged everyone close together and before I knew it, was standing face to face with the woman of my dreams...getting ready to promise her the world. Had a momentary flash of - How did I get to be standing here? How did we find one another? Could I possibly be that lucky? Then she looked up at me, winked as if she had heard me and then sent me the most brilliant smile, effectively erasing any other thoughts I may have been having just then.

Will post pieces of the ceremony in here shortly with accompanying photos...

I managed not to cry at the ceremony, but I know damn well I'm sure as hell going to be crying here any second, just remembering it is choking me up.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I managed not to cry at the ceremony, but I know damn well I'm sure as hell going to be crying here any second, just remembering it is choking me up.

'S good to purge sometimes, babe. Let it ride...

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

'S good to purge sometimes, babe. Let it ride...

~lucky

Bugger !!!!

 

[CharleyH]

Beautiful, glowing pics of you two. Gotta love the one with you laughing into Vella's mouth , not to mention chocolate flavoured tits! YUM.

Thanks for sharing.

Of course, we wish you all could have been present, but for those of you that couldn't make it we thought we'd share a little of our special weekend.

The weekend actually began for us on Friday morning when we picked up Lit's favorite goose, minsue, at the airport and set off for Cape Cod. She was everything we imagined she would be and so much more. Surprisingly, or not, there were no awkward moments or fumbly introductions. Just three women coming together and the feeling of instant sisterhood. We shared many laughs and poked fun at one another during the car trip to Provincetown, MA.

On the way, we decided to stop off somewhere around N. Truro (on the Cape) and trekked up a huge sand dune to see the vast Atlantic spread before us. The wind was whipping pretty good and the water was cold, but that didn't stop us from dropping trou and running into the surf. Well, it didn't stop the two of us that bothered to put on panties that morning... (Did you know that geese don't wear panties?) Anyway, more laughs, wet and sandy flesh, and several incriminating photos later and we were headed back to the car.

We arrived in Provincetown and checked into our B & B first thing, in order to clean up a bit and then give Mat and cloudy a call. Imagine our surprise when we entered our room to find roses on the bed, champagne chilling in the fridge, and several cards and wrapped gifts scattered about the room. Turns out, cloudy and matriarch stopped by before we got there and cozied up the room for us. How sweet is that? Vella, being the ever-patient person she is, was ready to dive in and I had the best time watching her flit from one little surprise to the next.

The gifts were as varied as the company, but each one (including the kinky-fun ones) endeared us to the two women we'd not yet met even more. There was even a wonderful gift from Abs waiting as well. So, to give you an idea of the wildness of it all, we were surrounded by chocolate body paint, pussy-shaped lollipops, incredibly endearing handmade wall-hangings, roses, champagne, cards and lube. What more could two chicks ask for, right?

Eventually, we got cleaned up and headed out to finally meet mat & cloudy who were staying just two blocks away. Surprisingly, again...or not, the coming together carried with it a reunion feeling instead of the odd/new meeting feeling you might expect on a first face-to-face meeting. As wonderful as we knew all of them to be online, they were a squillion times better in person, and that alone made the entire trip worth taking.

Tons of hugging, gabbing, catching up, and what not was done before we set out for supper that evening. Everything in P-town is charming, and combined with the company we were in...perfect. Picture One was taken at the restaurant, and you wouldn't believe the talk that happened around that table. *wicked grin* Picture Two was spurred on by much teasing, joking and perhaps a little dare.

Oh, I almost forgot... ...before supper, we had a few moments alone and the ever-patient woman I spoke of earlier just had to test-drive some of the gifts. Here is a little of her choco-art-of-love. Picture Three.

After supper, we wandered the streets a bit and wound up at a club called...what else...VIXEN'S. It was a blast, and there were many photos taken between the laid back chit-chat on the balcony (where minsue flashed her tits - WHOOP!) and the wild pole dancing and other such madness that occurred that evening. Vella actually managed to get minsue onto the dance floor (more of a challenge than you'd think), and I finally wore matriarch down for a little floor time as well. Cloudy made the rounds and wound up dancing with the DJ, and a big time was had by all. No photos of this, as all include our crazy (and not a little drubnk) faces. Perhaps if I gain permission from all involved there will be some to follow.

...to be continued...

 

[CharleyH]

So that's what y'all look like!!!! Great group shot! Did I miss the gosling flashing? Must back track.

PS., Mat looks a lot like someone I saw on the 6:00 news last night! lol