Our Smaller Embarassing Moments

[Bobtoad777]

Hav eyou ever had those moments in time that you wish you could erase from our minds. For example:

Today was pay day so I went off to the grocery like I normally do cause there was no food left in the cart. Spent 45 minutes going around checking out produce talkign to people and stuff. Finally decided it was time to cash out. I went up to the Cashier, a nice young gal about 21-22, I smiled at her she smiled back, we chatted as she rung my groceries through when she said, "It's nice to see you keep the barndoor open this time of year when its so cold." That's when i look down to see my zipper undone. Not so bad in and of itself except for the fact I was free balling and the head of my penis was peacking out the zipper. I turned so many shades of red as I tried to close the barn doors unnoticably. See simply smiled and handed me my changes and said, "Have a Good day", with a wink in her eye.

 

[wolfy]

Fear! I've had embarrasing moments but nothing that bad.
Well maybe I have but i've successfully blocked them from my
mind grin

 

[Bobtoad777]

The thing I dread worse is going back to get more groceries next week or when ever I go back. Will she have told her frineds? Will she be watching out for me? what will happen to me next time?

 

[wolfy]

Well you could shop at a different store for awhile till she
forgets about it or at least it's not as fresh in her mind.
But I doubt it was a big deal, accidents happen and it dosn't
sound like she was turned off by it I doubt she'll tell her
friends about it unless you know her in real or something.
Or at least if she does you'll just be some customer at the
store not a person with a name probably. I always wear
underwear myself. More comfortable for me pluss no fear of
catching anything when I zip up! Yeeeeooowch!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Well the thing about it is This is the only good grocery store in my town, the best deals anyways, I have shopped there most of my 3 years in this town. As for not being known, well its sort of like the Tv show Cheers Everybody knows my name. and practically know me like family. as you said she didnt seem to mind and if her wink and smile was any indication maybe she liked. I just hope I dont become the local piece of meat, actually that wouldn't be so bad either.

 

[Deborah]

The "Needledick the Bug-Fucker Gets Free Groceries" signs have already been put up all throughout the store.

 

[lilfrk]

I have had embarassing moments, just none that bad.

Holy Shit that made be happy I'm not a man.

 

[Bobtoad777]

The "Needledick the Bug-Fucker Gets Free Groceries" signs have already been put up all throughout the store.

Unfortunately thanks to the doctors when I was 16 not hitting puberty I am not a needle dick, thanks to what they thought were some clever injections and a late puberty I got stuck with much more than I wanted, much more than is neccessary, this spring I am getting a reduction surgery. If you really are curious I will give more details just didn't feel like getting into it this post.

 

[Deborah]

I've heard that line before.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I've heard that line before.

What you never heard of doctors helping out a low selfesteem, late puberty hitting teen? Shame on you Deborah. Its not something I am proud of cause right now, these last two years it has been subject to very painful bouts of agony cause of what they did to me.

 

[wolfy]

Thats scary. I think that doctor was on drugs why would you
do that to a teen? Just cause you hit puberty late wasn't
any reason to do that. Also don't know how you ever brought
the subject up as a kid heh I woulda been way to emarassed.
Maybe you had a realy loving family

 

[Magic Merlin]

Fishin in the Grocery..

Dammit bob, you gotta be careful where you go troling for trout. Next time be a little more subtle dude...



LMAO! although that is a hell of a funny story

Hey, maybe you'll be the most popular guy in town by this time next week.

Stay cool bob.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Thats scary. I think that doctor was on drugs why would you
do that to a teen? Just cause you hit puberty late wasn't
any reason to do that. Also don't know how you ever brought
the subject up as a kid heh I woulda been way to emarassed.
Maybe you had a realy loving family

I was kinda of embarrassed but equally curious as what the hell was wrong with me, i mena you go in the changing room with the guys in school after gym and you every one has at least the the lentgh of a thumb at i might have had the stub the size of a baby toe. Being all the same age i nknew the problem laid in my court, or more exactly my penis was the problem.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Fishin in the Grocery..

Dammit bob, you gotta be careful where you go troling for trout. Next time be a little more subtle dude...



LMAO! although that is a hell of a funny story

Hey, maybe you'll be the most popular guy in town by this time next week.

Stay cool bob.

I wasnt purposely fishing for trout, but man to walk around the store for 45 minutes like that I am beginning to wonder how many people may have noticed and how many kids I accidentally corrupted?

I could always use popularity as long as its the good kind.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Ya gotta be careful with the bait.....

Hopefully, that little guy behind the meat counter, Guido, didn't follow you home..

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Ya gotta be careful with the bait.....

Hopefully, that little guy behind the meat counter, Guido, didn't follow you home..

Its not a guy named guido, its a gal named Mary, and she is packing in all the right places.

 

[Guest]

Nope, that was me.....

 

[Silverlily]

Ok, I'm curious. Not being a guy, I will have to take your word for it, but didn't you feel anything? I mean, when I wear a skirt and no panties, it gets a little breezy.

You felt nothing in 45 minutes at all? Can I assume you do not buy frozen foods?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Ok, I'm curious. Not being a guy, I will have to take your word for it, but didn't you feel anything? I mean, when I wear a skirt and no panties, it gets a little breezy.

You felt nothing in 45 minutes at all? Can I assume you do not buy frozen foods?

The only time I wear clothes is if I am in a public place, I live naked, I have a place I can go in the country that I take care of when a friend is away for 6 months of the year, where I am naked all the time indoors out doors on land in the water, mowing the lawn everything, I find clothes more of a convince than anything and therfore used to a breeze, hence not feeling a thing to notice.

Yes I was not near the frozen food, too many empty calories.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Stop that bob!

I really didn't need an image of you in my mind fishin in the store....


*visualize Merlin...visualize* Concentrate Merlin, gotta get that image of bobtoad out of my mind..

Ah, much better with visions of naughty little virgins dancing through my mind.....

 

[Silverlily]

I'm with you, MM. That was way more than I needed to know!

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

Did someone say fish?????????

 

[Thumper]

Never tried that. HMMMM *thinking*

....and here I thought the things Siren and I did at the produce counter were weird...hey, Siren....

I definitely would know if something was amiss down below...only because I wear my pants tight and if it ain't tight it's a jailbreak. As I usually go commando I see your point Kitten....breezy isn't a good sign in the Froot Loop aisle (which is any aisle bob is in)

So Ms Kitty just how often do ya go free and easy?

Be strong Merlin the nightmares will pass....

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

* Fish and Beer go so well togethere*

 

[Silverlily]

I've seen those pants, it's amazing how strong thread can be.