Other Than Stir Shit, Does Lance Have A Job?

[Marxist]

I've heard people say he's a lawyer. Is he trolling for clients on Lit.?

Please post your career suggestions for Lance here.

Thanks!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think Lance should spend his time producing cream. You know, like hand cream, but creamier. *ahem*

How are you, Marxiepie?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*lick*

 

[P. B. Walker]

One has to wonder that same sentiment about a lot of posters here.



PBW

 

[Marxist]

One has to wonder that same sentiment about a lot of posters here.



PBW

Agreed. But Lance is kinda smart. What's he doing with that big lopsided brain?

 

[Nora]

He seems to excel at collecting garbage.

 

[Cheyenne]

He seems to excel at collecting garbage.

Only problem is that he collects it and keeps it close to his heart.

A good garbageman would dispose of it.

 

[Angel]

Marxie

How's microchoco?

 

[Cheyenne]

I think he tests ass cushions for durability.

http://www.footsmart.com/Products.aspx?shortsku=30296

 

[Sillyman]

For an unemployed person I certainly don't post as much as I should.

 

[Calamity Jane]

LOL I don't say this often, but I heart you, Chey.

 

[Nora]

Only problem is that he collects it and keeps it close to his heart.

A good garbageman would dispose of it.

Not to mention that he creates more than would otherwise occur naturally. Hmm. Is there a job description for like "garbage-tornado man"?

Garbage-Tornado Man!! Creates a maelstrom of trash where ever he goes!!

Has a ring to it.

 

[Mia62]

Only problem is that he collects it and keeps it close to his heart.

A good garbageman would dispose of it.

But Chey...he does dispose of it...what better place than here where there are people waiting in the wings to rummage through it?

 

[Guru]

 

[Cheyenne]

Those would be dumpster divers. I guess Lance does have compassion for them and keeps them occupied.

 

[Cheyenne]

LOL I don't say this often, but I heart you, Chey.

 

[Mia62]

Nobody ever comments about the size of my brain!

Darlin...that is not the first thing that we notice.

 

[Samuari]

Only problem is that he collects it and keeps it close to his heart.

A good garbageman would dispose of it.

What, and fill up the land fill?

 

[phrodeau]

For a time, Lance worked at jigsaw assembly, but kept coming up with the wrong pictures.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Lance is good at finding shit on the internet, spinning it and mixing it untill it becomes semi palatable. Then he puts the hard sell on claiming it's better than chocolate, just to see who buys it. He is also somewhat passive aggressive which gives him the ticking time bomb edge so needed in many professions.

So many marketable traits in one package. Could he be in law/politics, sales, P.R., a wealthy agent to the stars, mailman.... Golly this is hard Marxist, because I'm sure he is very successful.

 

[Guest]

*pounce*

 

[Mike Hammer]

Re: *pounce*

*sly grope*

*rearranging to allow sly gropage*





The rear in rearanging was fuckin botheren me so I fixed it. Not that you fuckers need to know that, I just felt like sharing.

 

[bknight2602]

...spinning it and mixing it untill it becomes semi palatable. ...

He is good at that, but then so are a lot of others here.

 

[Mike Hammer]

He is good at that, but then so are a lot of others here.

Thanks for quoting me, I didn't notice the two L's in until, until you did that. Now it's unfixable and it's causing me anxiety.

There are other shit spinners here? I don't believe you... Name em!

 

[Desert Amazon]