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CeriseNoire said:
I've been working on getting there lately. There was this guy one upon a time who could stimulate my g-spot with his eyes closed. It always left me completely dizzy though.

*runs off to read Zade's blog*

I don't think the entry itself is all that exciting. I could have made a lot more of it... A LOT more of it :devil:

You know I'm always willing to help women if they can't find it - and that offer goes to everyone :kiss: :devil:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I don't think the entry itself is all that exciting. I could have made a lot more of it... A LOT more of it :devil:

You know I'm always willing to help women if they can't find it - and that offer goes to everyone :kiss: :devil:
Slut! :p
 
FatDino said:
Can I be your bitch? :p

Yea...right... :rolleyes:


Sure! :devil:

*cracks whip*

You can be my bitch anytime :catroar:

I'm more of a loud moaner. But I can definitely to stealth sex if I have to - unless it involves the g-spot... :eek:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I don't think the entry itself is all that exciting. I could have made a lot more of it... A LOT more of it :devil:

You know I'm always willing to help women if they can't find it - and that offer goes to everyone :kiss: :devil:

Actually, it made me chuckle, especially since I've broken a toy or two before :eek:
As for that offer... *makes a mental note to detour via the UK when going home next summer*

p.s:hope the tropical hottie helped you stay warm ;)
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Sure! :devil:

*cracks whip*

You can be my bitch anytime :catroar:

I'm more of a loud moaner. But I can definitely to stealth sex if I have to - unless it involves the g-spot... :eek:
Because when that particular spot is stimulated, our Zade may push the limit of the deaf. ;)

You're virginal?! Okay, Chant said I'd get hit by lightening for claiming to have an innocent soul. I believe you will get hit with me too. :cool:
 
Dr_Strabismus said:
The information above leads me to conclude that either

1) You're exaggerating
2) You're in the middle of an orgasm right now.

I'm going with 2) because it's more fun to imagine
Dude, I said they can not that they are.

But I think I'll imagine 2) right along with you...
 
CeriseNoire said:
Actually, it made me chuckle, especially since I've broken a toy or two before :eek:
As for that offer... *makes a mental note to detour via the UK when going home next summer*

p.s:hope the tropical hottie helped you stay warm ;)

You've just read about the results of the tropical hottie with your very own eyes ;) :kiss:

Detour sounds wicked! Come and visit! :catroar:
 
FatDino said:
Because when that particular spot is stimulated, our Zade may push the limit of the deaf. ;)

That's called "quoting out of context, Dino". It's what tabloid newspapers do, and in Zade World it's a punishable offence. I'll have no option but to spank you if you keep going :p :devil:

You're virginal?! Okay, Chant said I'd get hit by lightening for claiming to have an innocent soul. I believe you will get hit with me too. :cool:

Some people get off on electric shocks, you know... I don't, but I've read about it :cool:
 
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SelenaKittyn said:
that's what everybody says... so far, it's just frustrating... :rolleyes:

Get a rabbit with a rotating head. Change the angle until it feels good. I didn't find it earth-shattering at first. It's not like a button you press and suddenly go from zero to one hundred on the arousal scale. It just feels good... better than normal penetration. Then soon you find that feeling growing, until you pretty much forget where you are or what time of day it is.

Once you're at that point, youre on the right road.

That's my Reader's Digest abridged version... :devil:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
That's called "quoting out of context, Dino". It's what tabloid newspapers do, and in Zade World it's a punishable offence. I'll have no option but to spank you if you keep going :p :devil:

Some people get off on electric shocks, you know... I don't, but I've read about it :cool:
Spank away! :cool:

Next time when you try it, make sure you're facing East, as I won't be able to work listening to your scream. :devil:

Who says I was suggesting getting off? I just said you were as guilty as me, in Chant's definition of 'guilty,' when you claimed you were virginal. :p
 
FatDino said:
Spank away! :cool:

Sure! It'll be my pleasure, and probably yours, too :p :devil:

Next time when you try it, make sure you're facing East, as I won't be able to work listening to your scream. :devil:

Why not just join me? :cool:

Who says I was suggesting getting off? I just said you were as guilty as me, in Chant's definition of 'guilty,' when you claimed you were virginal. :p

It was a typo - I meant "vaginal". So you'll get struck by lightning on your own :p
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Sure! It'll be my pleasure, and probably yours, too :p :devil:

Why not just join me? :cool:

It was a typo - I meant "vaginal". So you'll get struck by lightning on your own :p
If you spank right, it may be. :cool:

Buy me a plane ticket, I'll join you in a heartbeat. :catroar:

Twisting your own words to make an argument, Zade? Tisk tisk tisk...:p
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Get a rabbit with a rotating head. Change the angle until it feels good. I didn't find it earth-shattering at first. It's not like a button you press and suddenly go from zero to one hundred on the arousal scale. It just feels good... better than normal penetration. Then soon you find that feeling growing, until you pretty much forget where you are or what time of day it is.

Once you're at that point, youre on the right road.

That's my Reader's Digest abridged version... :devil:


I've got one... it's a hummingbird, not a rabbit, but same idea... hours later, nada...

I think I'm just broken... :eek:
 
FatDino said:
If you spank right, it may be. :cool:

Buy me a plane ticket, I'll join you in a heartbeat. :catroar:

Twisting your own words to make an argument, Zade? Tisk tisk tisk...:p

Dino, are you high-maintenance by any chance? ;) :p

If so, I eat women like you for breakfast... quite literally :devil:
 
SelenaKittyn said:
I've got one... it's a hummingbird, not a rabbit, but same idea... hours later, nada...

I think I'm just broken... :eek:

I thought I was until recently... :devil:

Want me to help? :kiss:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Dino, are you high-maintenance by any chance? ;) :p

If so, I eat women like you for breakfast... quite literally :devil:
What's your definition of 'high-maintenance?'

Nevermind, I'll be your breakfast, willingly.
 
FatDino said:
What's your definition of 'high-maintenance?'

Nevermind, I'll be your breakfast, willingly.

Demanding, slightly bossy. But you get away with it, because you're cute ;) :kiss:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Demanding, slightly bossy. But you get away with it, because you're cute ;) :kiss:
'k, then I'm obviously not high-maintenance, cuz I'm shy in RL.

Yep, the cuteness does come in handy. :D
 
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