Oops. One more reason never to rely on me.

[Calamity Jane]

I was on the phone with BB this weekend, and he told me he's having computer issues and will be offline for an undetermined amount of time.

I guess the upside of that is, he has no idea how long it took me to actually remember to post this.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Did you remember to pick up my dry-cleaning?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yeah, but I'm keeping that dress. You know the one.

 

[sexy-girl]

thats not to bad i mean at least it wasn't last weekend

 

[Rambling Rose]

Did they get that stain out? You know the one.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yeah, but they said something about DNA and the FBI... something about 'chain of custody'... I dunno.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Oh shit! Ummm....I gotta be going now. Bye!

 

[SaucyWench]

Isn't that my dress? The blue one? PCG, I thought you said you took care of that whole chain of evidence problem already, you know what I mean, with the blond FBI guy?

SW

 

[Calamity Jane]

Geez, you people always expecting me to clean up your messes! Or pick up your cleaning... whichever the case may be.

SW, I took care of the FBI guy, but remember that this is a thread about NOT relying on me... we never did get around to discussing the particulars of the case against you. You might not want to answer the door to anyone for the next couple of years.

 

[SaucyWench]

Yikes! Darn good thing I'm in there with the state's attorney, just in case, eh? Don't forget, you're an accessory.

SW

 

[Calamity Jane]

What a horrible thing to say!

I am most certainly not 'a thing of secondary or subordinate importance ' !

I'm thinking it's a good thing we're not having this conversation in a Denny's... SW would get picked up for doin something crazy... like 74 in a 60 and then it'd be all downhill from there.

 

[Jim_Henson]

What about 78 in a 65?

I thought you were talking about directions again...

 

[Calamity Jane]

What about 78 in a 65?

I thought you were talking about directions again...

Oh hush, you know I gave you perfect directions.

 

[Jim_Henson]

the question is... to where Miss Fork?

 

[SaucyWench]

What a horrible thing to say!

I am most certainly not 'a thing of secondary or subordinate importance ' !

I'm thinking it's a good thing we're not having this conversation in a Denny's... SW would get picked up for doin something crazy... like 74 in a 60 and then it'd be all downhill from there.

My dear, you will ALWAYS be my accessory.

SW

 

[Calamity Jane]

Is that like being your bitch?

 

[SaucyWench]

Is that like being your bitch?

Well, do you think you could handle being my bitch, hmmm?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Nope, I told you, chicks skeer me.

 

[SaucyWench]

Nope, I told you, chicks skeer me.

skeerdy-cat.

 

[FredAstaire23]

Well, do you think you could handle being my bitch, hmmm?

Saucy, I'd love to give it a shot!

 

[SaucyWench]

Saucy, I'd love to give it a shot!

OOOH! My very own bitch! Think you can handle it?

*WEG*
SW

 

[FredAstaire23]

Only one way to find out.

 

[LordMagicMan]

You goof! I'm sure he wouldnt care though. You did remember. LOL


Hope things are good with you pcg!

Hiya SaucyWench

 

[Calamity Jane]

Doing very well LMM.

Saucy, however, needs to be institutionalized. She's become obsessed with my nipples.

 

[islandman]

Doing very well LMM.

Saucy, however, needs to be institutionalized. She's become obsessed with my nipples.

I haven't chatted with you in ages. What's my excuse for being obsessed with your nipples?