Oompa, Loompa . . .

[Paendragon]

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I've Got A Perfect Puzzle For You
Oompa Loompa, Doompadah Dee
If You Are Wise You'll Listen Me
What Do You Get When You Guzzle Down Sweets
Eating As Much As An Elephant Eats
What Are You At Getting Terribly Fat
What Do You Think Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If You're Not Greedy You Will Go Far
You Will Live In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Doo

 

[Cleopatra]

I didn't even have to open this to know that's going to be stuck in my head now.

THANKS.

 

[Paendragon]

Now YOU'LL have it in your head, too.

 

[Paendragon]

I didn't even have to open this to know that's going to be stuck in my head now.

THANKS.

Muah ha ha, MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!

 

[LeahLo519]

*nervous laughter*

 

[Paendragon]

*nervous laughter*

 

[Paendragon]

Or maybe this one.

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I've Got Another Puzzle For You
Oompa Loompa Doompadah Dee
If You Are Wise You'll Listen To Me
What Do You Get From A Glut Of Tv
A Pain In The Neck And An I.q. Of Three
Why Don't You Try Simply Reading A Book
Or Could You Just Not Bear To Look
You'll Get No
You'll Get No
You'll Get No
You'll Get No
You'll Get No Commercials.
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If You're Not Greedy You Will Go Far
You Will Live In Happiness Too
Like The
Oompa
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do

 

[-- Zoey--]

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I've Got A Perfect Puzzle For You
Oompa Loompa, Doompadah Dee
If You Are Wise You'll Listen Me
What Do You Get When You Guzzle Down Sweets
Eating As Much As An Elephant Eats
What Are You At Getting Terribly Fat
What Do You Think Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If You're Not Greedy You Will Go Far
You Will Live In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Doo

Oh ya just had to didn't you.

 

[Paendragon]

Oh ya just had to didn't you.

I've been singing "Oompa Loompa" for about 9 1/2 hours. Share my pain.

 

[KRCummings]

Fuckin' things are creepy. I can't watch that movie cuz of those weird bastards.

 

[Paendragon]

Fuckin' things are creepy. I can't watch that movie cuz of those weird bastards.

http://www.steveverdon.com/archives/pictures/wonka38.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

Many of the Oompa-Loompa actors didn't speak English.

Fortunately, most of the lyrics weren't English anyway.

Doompadee doo.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Many of the Oompa-Loompa actors didn't speak English.

Fortunately, most of the lyrics weren't English anyway.

Doompadee doo.

were they midgets or children

 

[Skiddles]

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/holyretardedpost.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

were they midgets or children

They were dwarves (the word "midget" has fallen out of favor).

It was filmed in Munich, and as it happened, the Nazis wiped out most of the local dwarf population during WWII. They had to scour eastern Europe to find enough talented little people for the movie.

Nowadays, it's genetic in-utero screening that threatens to keep the dwarf population low.

 

[Paendragon]

Nowadays, it's genetic in-utero screening that threatens to keep the dwarf population low.

Poor Gimli.

 

[-- Zoey--]

I've been singing "Oompa Loompa" for about 9 1/2 hours. Share my pain.

Okay back slowly away from the thread.

Find something better to occupy your time with.

 

[Paendragon]

Okay back slowly away from the thread.

Find something better to occupy your time with.

"Oompa Loompa . . ."

But it's so damned catchy.

 

[phrodeau]

Poor Gimli.

Gimli and Legolas are very happy together.

 

[RoryN]

On Family Guy, the beer factory has no handicapped ramp. So, Joe (who's wheelchair-bound) gets the following song...

Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree
What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call God?
Isn't his absence slight-ly odd? (maybe he's forgotten you)
Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
Thank yourself you're not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue

 

[LeahLo519]

GAH! Now I have that Lemmywinks song from South Park stuck in my head....and no, I'm not posting lyrics, it's disgusting (in a very funny way).

 

[Paendragon]

On Family Guy, the beer factory has no handicapped ramp. So, Joe (who's wheelchair-bound) gets the following song...

Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree
What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call God?
Isn't his absence slight-ly odd? (maybe he's forgotten you)
Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
Thank yourself you're not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue

Oh, that's fucked up. I fucking love that show.

 

[Paendragon]

GAH! Now I have that Lemmywinks song from South Park stuck in my head....and no, I'm not posting lyrics, it's disgusting (in a very funny way).

What song?

 

[Starfish]

I the little people!

 

[Guest]

"good Day, Sir!"