Only Serious Applicants Need Apply

[Rambling Rose]

I am on the hunt. I want some hot lovin'. Male or female - I am open minded. Please let me know if you're interested in some wild Rose action. Apply below by telling me a little about yourself and why I should choose you.

This is not a joke. I'm horny and I want it by 9 pm tonight.

 

[sunstruck]

Can I be on the judges pannel? You know I'd never steer you wrong.

 

[perks]

I notice you.
I've always had a thing for you.
I need someone to pop my "phone sex with a girl" cherry.

 

[intrigued]

This I simply must see. *pulls up rocking chair and pours wine*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Maybe I should tell you all what I go for:

I like to switch...over, under, side by side, dominant, submissive, tender and tawdry...all in the space of 30 minutes or so.

Spankings are good - giving and receiving.

I am a kisser. Big time. Very oral.

Assplay is fun. Baby's got back.

Sneaky sex turns my crank. Can we get caught? I'm halfway there!

Very few things are offlimits or untried. No kids, no serious pain, no scat. Not that they haven't been tried but I ain't trying 'em twice!

 

[seXieleXie]

i don't think you can drive to new york by 9 tonight, but i'd love to fuck you. i think we'd be perfect for each other because we both need to lose ourselves in pleasure for a while and forget about our troubles.

 

[Marxist]

I'd offer to help, but I don't think I have the stamina you're looking for.

 

[Dillinger]

raincheck?

 

[Rambling Rose]

*sigh*

Don't make me have to go to The Playground. I'd scare the hell out of them there. Or vice versa.

Does no one want my stuff? I mean really?

 

[seXieleXie]

sorry, i didn't realize i was posting in invisible ink. let me try again





I WANT TO FUCK RAMBLING ROSE UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM EXHAUSTION

 

[Guest]

It's one more hour to go till my bed time. So, I'm definitly going to miss the event.

I'm a submissibe Lesbian. Still 29. Looking for big orgasm. BTW

 

[TN_Vixen]

too bad you're deadline is set for 9pm TONIGHT. If you could wait until tomorrow night, maybe you'd get both of us. ;-)

 

[perks]

my application was rejected, very disappointing.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Maybe I should rethink that whole time limit thing, Vix. Can you give me some details?

...and Lexie? Say it don't spray it. LoL! You know how to find me - you just missed me on your continent wide tour de force. If I had been in your bed instead of Ruby, there would have been more on the pillow than just talk. That is a promise.

(ducky, I'm sending you a PM post haste!)

 

[Dillinger]

I appear to be invisible again. I think I need to go work out.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Maybe I should rethink that whole time limit thing, Vix. Can you give me some details?

zee anzwer iz no. hehe. I do have several ideas though, and have been given free reign. ;-)

 

[Smooth_Operator]

I am on the hunt. I want some hot lovin'. Male or female - I am open minded. Please let me know if you're interested in some wild Rose action. Apply below by telling me a little about yourself and why I should choose you.

This is not a joke. I'm horny and I want it by 9 pm tonight.

I'd offer my services, but you'd never make it through GA400 traffic to alpharetta before 9 Buncha savages in this town.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I appear to be invisible again. I think I need to go work out.

Not invisible, just very red and blue and blurry. Besides, I thought you were offering rain's services.

 

[Guest]

I am on the hunt. I want some hot lovin'. Male or female - I am open minded. Please let me know if you're interested in some wild Rose action. Apply below by telling me a little about yourself and why I should choose you.

This is not a joke. I'm horny and I want it by 9 pm tonight.

wud u consider me?
i am a handsome virgin?
thought not.

listen i am not racist okay. i just go crazy mad from time to time.

 

[Dillinger]

Not invisible, just very red and blue and blurry. Besides, I thought you were offering rain's services.

It was a play on words - and a raincheck for a more suitable date... *grin*

Do you not like the new AV? Should I change it? You prefer the chest or the COCK?

 

[Rambling Rose]

The av is great, Dill. I'll see you in a few weeks with bells on!

 

[seXieleXie]

hmph. i'm only 1050 miles from you, if i started walking i could be there by next week.

 

[sexy-girl]

rambling you're an amazing sexy kind smart woman i know i'd never have a chance with you anyway but if i wasn't with my girlfriend i'd try

thats the trouble with being attached there is all these wonderful women in the world and on literotica

the saying about all the good ones being taken isnt true it should be you can't be with any of the good ones because you are taken



lol lisa will kill me

 

[Rambling Rose]

sexy-girl, loan LeXie those boots...they were made for walkin' and she's got a long road ahead this week!

Tell your wonderful woman hello. I was reading about her mowing the grass again today. It made for some nice visions of sugarplums dancing in my head.