8 Simple Rules… for “Dating” Emily

[EmilyMiller]

1. Don’t start giving me orders before you have properly introduced yourself
2. Don’t tell me what you want to do without also asking what I might like to do as well
3. Don’t ask me to share a photo when I have explained I won’t do that until I know you really well and why this is the case
4. Don’t complain that I am not responding to you quickly enough - I talk to a lot of people on Lit, some very regularly - buy time with a cam girl if you want that
5. Do take the time to tell me about yourself and why it might be fun to spend some time together
6. Do try to remember you are talking to another human being with wants, needs and different moods
7. Do recall that you aren’t paying for my time, so there has to be something in it for me
8. Do realise that I have a job and something resembling a social life, sometimes these take precedence over your needs

Unofficial rule 9: Please check what time zone I am in (East Coast of the US) and don’t expect a reply to a PM saying “are you feeling horny?” at 4am my time.

 

[FataMorgana]

Meghan is that you?

 

[girlsmiley]

Meghan is that you?

As if anyone would want to date this cunt.

 

[Taggy1]

Meghan is that you?

Your daughter?

 

[LukSkyFokker]

1. Don’t start giving me orders before you have properly introduced yourself
2. Don’t tell me what you want to do without also asking what I might like to do as well
3. Don’t ask me to share a photo when I have explained I won’t do that until I know you really well and why this is the case
4. Don’t complain that I am not responding to you quickly enough - I talk to a lot of people on Lit, some very regularly - buy time with a cam girl if you want that
5. Do take the time to tell me about yourself and why it might be fun to spend some time together
6. Do try to remember you are talking to another human being with wants, needs and different moods
7. Do recall that you aren’t paying for my time, so there has to be something in it for me
8. Do realise that I have a job and something resembling a social life, sometimes these take precedence over your needs

You've been here 10 minutes and posted your bullshit in the wrong forum. Kindly fuck off.

Also, your first rule makes you a hypocrite, bro.

 

[FrankLee99]

Why do you all have issue with this person laying out how they play here?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Why do you all have issue with this person laying out how they play here?

Don’t worry, just an opportunity to add to my ignore list.

Em

 

[FrankLee99]

Lol
Of course
But I do worry, it's amazing to see people so concerned that another person has boundaries

I've always considered literotica to be a safe space, and yes I know there's plenty of men here who aren't lovely, I just didn't expect to see it so openly expressed

 

[RobDownSouth]

Why do you all have issue with this person laying out how they play here?

A WHITE KNIGHT has entered the chat.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Use the term "men" more selectively next time and you'll be spot on.

 

[jaF0]

1. Don’t start giving me orders

Shaddup Emile.

 

[silver gurl]

You've been here 10 minutes and posted your bullshit in the wrong forum. Kindly fuck off.

Also, your first rule makes you a hypocrite, bro.

I am guessing not a newbie.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Lol
Of course
But I do worry, it's amazing to see people so concerned that another person has boundaries

I've always considered literotica to be a safe space, and yes I know there's plenty of men here who aren't lovely, I just didn't expect to see it so openly expressed

I, too, have always considered the Lit a safe space. Exempting, of course when the Lobito snuck a stink-finger in on Intrigued at the lit-to-gether.

 

[iso36]

submissive with a capital S

1. Don’t start giving me orders before you have properly introduced yourself
2. Don’t tell me what you want to do without also asking what I might like to do as well
3. Don’t ask me to share a photo when I have explained I won’t do that until I know you really well and why this is the case
4. Don’t complain that I am not responding to you quickly enough - I talk to a lot of people on Lit, some very regularly - buy time with a cam girl if you want that
5. Do take the time to tell me about yourself and why it might be fun to spend some time together
6. Do try to remember you are talking to another human being with wants, needs and different moods
7. Do recall that you aren’t paying for my time, so there has to be something in it for me
8. Do realise that I have a job and something resembling a social life, sometimes these take precedence over your needs

 

[Rainblow]

1. Don’t start giving me orders before you have properly introduced yourself
2. Don’t tell me what you want to do without also asking what I might like to do as well
3. Don’t ask me to share a photo when I have explained I won’t do that until I know you really well and why this is the case
4. Don’t complain that I am not responding to you quickly enough - I talk to a lot of people on Lit, some very regularly - buy time with a cam girl if you want that
5. Do take the time to tell me about yourself and why it might be fun to spend some time together
6. Do try to remember you are talking to another human being with wants, needs and different moods
7. Do recall that you aren’t paying for my time, so there has to be something in it for me
8. Do realise that I have a job and something resembling a social life, sometimes these take precedence over your needs

What makes you think anyone would date a presumptuous narcissist like you?
...and straight to my ignore list for you.

RB

 

[ProdigalTrollop]

Glad you put your rules up Emily. I think you were one of the real stars of this site

 

[FataMorgana]

Someone's scouting for cyber fanny.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

 

[jaF0]

Somebody's stroking their own pole.

 

[silver gurl]

Glad you put your rules up Emily. I think you were one of the real stars of this site

Yes, all 75 of their posts.

 

[butters]

Why do you all have issue with this person laying out how they play here?

because, wrong forum... this kind of stuff belongs over in the Personals. why post it here? doesn't pass the sniff test.

 

[girlsmiley]

Someone's scouting for cyber fanny.

The thirst is strong in that one lol

 

[EmilyMiller]

because, wrong forum... this kind of stuff belongs over in the Personals. why post it here? doesn't pass the sniff test.

Is there some sliver of a chance that I’m still finding my way round here (and not the user with 50,000 posts who is in disguise as some seem to think)? I think there must at least be a small chance, right?

Do you treat all newbies as suspicious?

Em

 

[butters]

Is there some sliver of a chance that I’m still finding my way round here (and not the user with 50,000 posts who is in disguise as some seem to think)? I think there must at least be a small chance, right?

Do you treat all newbies as suspicious?

Em

we are all of us judged on what we post: your choice of avatar, post-content and (professed) ignorance of the multiple posting boards here will all be 'judged'.

You were informed early on that this wasn't the board for this; even a cursory glance at the various boards would offer some insight as to where your posts would be more suited. The fact you didn't bother to look on a site you claim to be new to, nor offer a thankyou for the heads up another poster offered, nor a basic apology and rerouting of your post has me thinking what i do. That's on you.

 

[jaF0]

Is there some

Shaddup Emile.