Only in horseshoes or in hand grenades, to be so close and yet so far...

[SusanJillParker]

How many of you wished you had married her sister? How many of you are glad you didn't marry her sister? How many of you wished you had married his brother? How many of you are glad you didn't marry his brother? How many of you are so happy to be with the one you're with that you can't imagine being with anyone else?

"God, I'm so in love that I can just pee myself. Oh, shit, I just peed myself."

How many of you still think of the one who got away and wonder what if?

"Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are?"

How many of you still regret a missed opportunity with someone or with something?

"I coulda been a contenda."

Maybe there was a stock that you would have invest it if only you had known.

"Amazon? E-Bay? Facebook? Microsoft? Apple? Who knew? If only I had invested back then, I'd be a millionaire today."

Think about it, if you knew then, what you know now, how different would your life have been today?

"How does he do that? He always picks the best stocks to make the biggest killing, the winning lottery numbers to win the biggest jackpot, and even picks the winning horse with the greatest odds to win the most money. It's as if he's psychic or made a deal with the Devil, he never loses."

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I got the pick of the litter. Her sisters are also-rans. The girls I was crazy about all look like shit now, my bride looks much better than most women her age (66).

One of my perfessers once told me I know how to pick the best women, and its true.