What's the naughtiest thing you ever did at camp of any kind when you were young? The movies "American Pie" and "Meatballs" always bring back those most wonderful exploits of early sexual pranking!
When I was 9 I got stuck going to Church Camp...and I had to miss a whole week of Little League because of it. God, was I pissed. I spent the whole weak telling the other kids that there is no God, cause if there was he would've left me at home to help my teammates... And we didn't make the playoffs that year.
Later that fall I discovered that if I skipped church I could watch "The NFL Today" with Brent Musberger, Irv Cross, and Phyllis George. That was it, I've never been back to a church service since.