Once Upon a Time

[SilvaTungDevil]

Is there an opening for janitor? Or maybe sewage technician.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I run the other bordello.

 

[perks]

I run the other bordello.

laughing, there is no other bordello, slut.

 

[Nora]

I pfft at all you profiteers!

 

[perks]

Okay, she can have the bordello, I'll be the hugh hefner and have a ducky ranch *laughing*

 

[Rambling Rose]

You give it up too easy. No wonder you're a slut wrangler.

 

[cutie pie]

I'll run the local bed and breakfast. . .a place for newbies and lurkers to stay until they decide whether or not to take up permanent residence.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I run the refuge for blocked writers. (IE, we sit around and rap about our stories, read to each other, and have a talk.) computeres in the back room in case we get all inspired.

 

[perks]

You give it up too easy. No wonder you're a slut wrangler.

nah, bordello, just isn't the right terminology for the establishment I want to run.

I don't want to charge people to have sex with others. I want to be the hostess of my own house which happens to be a sex club and my close friends stay in the house with me. Think commune<cept kinda citified> with some kickass parties.

 

[curious2c]

Nora posted:

C2C, you think I need to be fixed??
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Oh God no! I would like to tune you up though. You know, when you needed to be lubed up and checked over thouroughly.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I can't believe nobody wants to be masseuse. That's crazy.

But I'm sticking with janitor.

 

[Nora]

Nora posted:

C2C, you think I need to be fixed??
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Oh God no! I would like to tune you up though. You know, when you needed to be lubed up and checked over thouroughly.

yeah yeah yeah...me and every other bike on the block. I'd be waiting *weeks* for my tune-up while you were lubing up the racing bikes and the mountain bikes, leaving us poor little 2-speeds leaning against the wall with a broken kickstand.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: But I'm sticking with janitor.

There's a clean up on aisle 5.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Re: Re: But I'm sticking with janitor.

There's a clean up on aisle 5.

I've been warming up my mop for hours.






Thus the splinters in my hand.

 

[curious2c]

Nora posted:



yeah yeah yeah...me and every other bike on the block. I'd be waiting *weeks* for my tune-up while you were lubing up the racing bikes and the mountain bikes, leaving us poor little 2-speeds leaning against the wall with a broken kickstand.
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I'm hurt

I would keep you on top of the list always. I like 2-speeds. Besides, racing bikes are way too fast and mountain bikes too rough. two-speeds are smooth and sleek. But, if yo really think that I would be that way...


You'll never know what you missed.

 

[Nora]

lol c2c! We'll give it a trial. As long as you keep me lubed and tuned up, I'll be the happiest bicycle this town's ever seen! lol

 

[curious2c]

ALLRIGHTY then.




~Goes into shop and makes a sign...

Curious2c bike repair
(all booked up for the next hundred years)

That should cover it allright.~

 

[Nora]

ALLRIGHTY then.




~Goes into shop and makes a sign...

Curious2c bike repair
(all booked up for the next hundred years)

That should cover it allright.~

Aww, you sweet thang!!

 

[freakygirl]

I'm the town jerk

Soda jerk that is.

http://www.poster.net/coca-cola/coca-cola-lady-2400613.jpg

 

[curious2c]

Hmmm. freakygurl, do you carry Vanilla Coke? by the way, your av states question. I don't know if I am bi or not. Don't know if I want to find out either.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I just returned from having had extensive plastic surgery.

 

[freakygirl]

Hmmm. freakygurl, do you carry Vanilla Coke? by the way, your av states question. I don't know if I am bi or not. Don't know if I want to find out either.

I can make you an old fashioned (real) vanilla coke.

 

[curious2c]

OHHH! real vanilla Coke. Ummmmm. I'll have a large glass please.

here, I brought this in for your new store's Grand opening.

Can't stay long though, I have a two-speed to tune up pretty soon.

 

[patient1]

There was a thread by Awesome Tess posing the question"What if LIT were a town?"

I'd like to revisit the idea. Our community has changed in the many pasing months. Here's the scenario;

There's this small , diverse community called LITEROTICAVILLE on the interchange of the superhighway. It's major draw is a free library of erotica, and there are pornshops. So there are lots of transients, too.

Laurel is the founder of the library & village . Weird Harold is the mayor. What part do you play in the community, or what part would you dream of playing, if we really were neighbors?

It occurs to me that with all of the people trhat aren't getting enough sex, it might be a lucrative place to be the lawn-care stud, but I have another position in mind.

 

[Cheyenne]

What part do you play in the community, or what part would you dream of playing, if we really were neighbors?

If we were neighbors? I'd be the girl next door.

For my day job, I'd be the local CPA.