Once Upon a Time

[patient1]

There was a thread by Awesome Tess posing the question"What if LIT were a town?"

I'd like to revisit the idea. Our community has changed in the many pasing months. Here's the scenario;

There's this small , diverse community called LITEROTICAVILLE on the interchange of the superhighway. It's major draw is a free library of erotica, and there are pornshops. So there are lots of transients, too.

Laurel is the founder of the library & village . Weird Harold is the mayor. What part do you play in the community, or what part would you dream of playing, if we really were neighbors?

 

[april-wine]

I'd run the local PUB.....

Lotsa booze, lotsa fun, great music......

 

[Guest]

 

[Debbie]

Bigrednz and I would run a small cafe in LITEROTICAVILLE. Drop in for a coffee, homemade muffins and a chat.

 

[Guest]

Artist and writer for the local newspaper.

 

[Jewelz]

I'd be the local photographer with a quaint little studio just a few blocks from debbie's cafe.

 

[marksgirl]

I get to take all the naughty pictures!

 

[MunchinMark]

There's only one suitable job for a bespectacled Englishman in America.

Librarian. Ideally with a sideline in training eneretic young women.


Energetic women that should read. Unfortunately my finger failed to hit the G that time. I'll try again later.

 

[peachykeen]

That cranky bitch teacher your kids hate, but who wears low cut blouses at the parent-teacher conference.

 

[marksgirl]

Jewelz

We can work together, Photographer sandwich so to speak.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Jewelz

We can work together, Photographer sandwich so to speak.

Sounds fabulous!! Benefits, oh the benefits of a beautiful partnership. lol

 

[Nora]

Town bicycle.

 

[patient1]

I think you're right , Mark. Besides, everybody would respect the accent, and be intimidated by the knowledge of your native literature we'd presume you posessed.

 

[perks]

I run the Bordello.

 

[april-wine]

Town bicycle.

Can I have a ride????

 

[The Tin Drum]

Drummer boy, of course.

 

[Nora]

Can I have a ride????

You got it, babe. Everyone gets a ride! *grin*

You realize that Literoticaville would have the highest per capita concentration of lawyers anywhere?

 

[ma_guy]

I'd be the guy that runs the local phone and CableTV companies.

Maybe I'll add a few porn channels to the "local access" line up...

 

[april-wine]

That's ok we also have Hanns the lawyers would be busy......






Let's ride girl.......

 

[Soblue]

I can keep the books.

I know, boring huh?

 

[Nora]

That's ok we also have Hanns the lawyers would be busy......






Let's ride girl.......

Nah, he can only be murdered once.



And that's not boring, soblue! Without you, Literoticaville would be run in the red!

 

[curious2c]

I would be the town repairman. If you have something broke I can fix it. For instance, a bicycle.

 

[celiaKitten]

Entertainment Coodinator .. the music bitch.

 

[patient1]

We might be high on computer techs & school teachers, too.
But there are opportunities for dream jobs here, too. You can try a career change. We'll need a gynocologist.

 

[Nora]

C2C, you think I need to be fixed??