Once upon a time I had a groupie

[KillerMuffin]

And I kinda miss him. No one kisses my ass so effusively. Though I think he wised up after a couple of hours of hanging around here.

I miss Felix, too, only cause I expanded my vocabulary and he made DCL seem actually kinda dumb, like me.

I miss Lasher cause no matter what he never, ever once said a word to me. I bet he'd love that new ignore feature. He could put me on ignore and I'd have threads all over the place with his name on them and he'd be dying to see what they said cause of what the people who weren't on his ignore list were saying in response to my stuff, and when he took me off ignore long enough to read the posts, he'd get all pissed off cause it was fluffy.

I miss pizza, too. But I won't get into that.

 

[Problem Child]

I thought I was your main groupie...

Guess I must be slacking.

 

[KillerMuffin]

My main groupie? Never that. I thought you were my friend, actually.

Groupies are brainless balls of fluff who hang on to the coattails of people they think are above them in scheme of things. Somehow I don't think you've ever been a groupie. Which would explain why I only had one for an hour or two. I think it's the accent.

*grins* But if you like, you may kiss my ass. But only if you promise to lick it and not drool all over my p90s.

 

[shadowsource]

But Killer -

What about that pooch pussy on his breath?

 

[Cheyenne]

I thought I was your main groupie...

I thought you were, too. In the best sense of the word.

 

[pabloback]

can i be your groupie ?
if the answer is no i might try being your stalker and see if that is as much fun

 

[Guru]

 

[shadowsource]

can i be your groupie ?
if the answer is no i might try being your stalker and see if that is as much fun

Sure, give Killer some long-range target practice from the high hills....

 

[Problem Child]

My main groupie? Never that. I thought you were my friend, actually.

Groupies are brainless balls of fluff who hang on to the coattails of people they think are above them in scheme of things. Somehow I don't think you've ever been a groupie. Which would explain why I only had one for an hour or two. I think it's the accent.

*grins* But if you like, you may kiss my ass. But only if you promise to lick it and not drool all over my p90s.

Of course I would sweetie. Will you help me polish the barrel of my S&W 686?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: Once upon a time I had a groupie

Are his initials KR?

How'd you know?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Of course I would sweetie. Will you help me polish the barrel of my S&W 686?

Love to, darlin.

 

[bluntforcemama]

He was a bizarre groupie! He frightened me. I know you can handle yourself, but hell, the man terrified me!

 

[Dillinger]

I'll grope you, KM...