On the vibrator topic

I'm hearing so much in favor of the eroscillator that I may cave in and try one.

I love vibrators, I've rarely met one I don't like. However I can't bring myself to stick things shaped like rabbits smiley dolphins and hello kitty in my snatch, I just can't.
 
I'm hearing so much in favor of the eroscillator that I may cave in and try one.

I love vibrators, I've rarely met one I don't like. However I can't bring myself to stick things shaped like rabbits smiley dolphins and hello kitty in my snatch, I just can't.

Prude! LOL
 
I'm hearing so much in favor of the eroscillator that I may cave in and try one.

I love vibrators, I've rarely met one I don't like. However I can't bring myself to stick things shaped like rabbits smiley dolphins and hello kitty in my snatch, I just can't.

I would kill for a Hello Kitty vibrator. =/
 
I have always been envious of a womans ability to have a BOB. Battery operated boyfriend. There doesn't seem to be a comparable option for men.
 
Some newly purchased toys for S/O (mainly).

The vibrator is really silky and "soft" (not as in bendy, but as in, well, soft) as opposed to the very hard rubber and plastic ones.

Thoughts?
 
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oh, that is sooper gean-yooz! it makes me want a penis. better than I don't have one, though, because I would be whipping it out all over the place and getting into trouble (the novelty, y'know lol), but that toy is awesome! Has anyone you know tried it?!


No, but they were talking about getting one.

If I ever hear otherwise, I'll let you know.

And penis envy is not a rare thing. I go through phases where I have the worst cases of it. Bah!
 
i envy penii (is that the plural?) when I'm on a road trip and need to pee :-(
 
i envy penii (is that the plural?) when I'm on a road trip and need to pee :-(

Yes having a penis is great when you have to pee. But its hard to act like your not interested in sex when you have a woody. There are a few disadvantages. I know a F who can pee in a large mouth bottle in a car and not make a mess.
 
Well I have gone through a few Battery operated over the past couple of years (after the divorce and finding out who I am again). After another one "died" recently, I have the recommendation from someone here, I spent the money and am very happy about the choice. I laughed at first by the name...hello it matched my Lit name, but it works for me. Best part is it is rechargeable, no more searching for batteries.:D

http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme&groupName=GIGI
 
I just re-upped through Amazon. They had a few 'packages' that were very good deals.

For sixty bucks (including shipping), I got
2 -10" dildos
2 -g spot vibrators
4 - athena personal vibrators
2 - 6" regular hard plastic standard vibrators
2 multi-speed bullets.

I put a few very inappropriate Christmas packages together and plan to keep a few on hand. And all at a very affordable price.
 
The Male Vibrator

For years I have been jealous of women because of vibrators. It seemed they experience sudden overwhelming, eyes roll back in the head, hips humping orgasms using vibrators and there is no such thing for men. I wanted to cum like that !!
So being a mechanical engineer, I set out to design and make a male vibrator. After some awkward and a few hilarious experiments, I finally succeeded. The solution turned out to be simple; place a bullet or egg shaped vibrator under the head of the cock and run the cord for the controller down the shaft. Place a condom over both; roll it down and presto a male vibrator! Believe me it works very well. Once I am hard it only takes a minute or so on the high setting before I am screaming and cumming like a fire hose.
I showed my creation to an ex girlfriend of mine and she became fascinated with it. She would put on me and play with the controller until I was begging and pleading to cum. One day she put on me and said “ get dressed I am taking you out to dinner.” At the table in a crowed restaurant she made me unzip and hand her the controller under the table. She teased and tormented me through out dinner then finally leaned in close, turned the controller all the way up and whispered “Cum for me “ in my ear. The buzzing noise couldn’t be heard but stifling my moans was difficult. I gasped out loud while I came but didn’t think any other patrons heard it. Of course with the condom there was no wet stain on my slacks, but walking out of the restaurant with my cock encased in a cum filled rubber was embarrassing and a bit humiliating.
I hope some of the sexy women pixies use this on their men. If any of you try it out and care to post the results, I would love it hear about it.
 
Well I have gone through a few Battery operated over the past couple of years (after the divorce and finding out who I am again). After another one "died" recently, I have the recommendation from someone here, I spent the money and am very happy about the choice. I laughed at first by the name...hello it matched my Lit name, but it works for me. Best part is it is rechargeable, no more searching for batteries.:D

http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme&groupName=GIGI


I just bought that one as a gift. I'd have to say that I think it's pretty marvelous, as does the recipient!
 
For years I have been jealous of women because of vibrators. It seemed they experience sudden overwhelming, eyes roll back in the head, hips humping orgasms using vibrators and there is no such thing for men. I wanted to cum like that !!
So being a mechanical engineer, I set out to design and make a male vibrator. After some awkward and a few hilarious experiments, I finally succeeded. The solution turned out to be simple; place a bullet or egg shaped vibrator under the head of the cock and run the cord for the controller down the shaft. Place a condom over both; roll it down and presto a male vibrator! Believe me it works very well. Once I am hard it only takes a minute or so on the high setting before I am screaming and cumming like a fire hose.
I showed my creation to an ex girlfriend of mine and she became fascinated with it. She would put on me and play with the controller until I was begging and pleading to cum. One day she put on me and said “ get dressed I am taking you out to dinner.” At the table in a crowed restaurant she made me unzip and hand her the controller under the table. She teased and tormented me through out dinner then finally leaned in close, turned the controller all the way up and whispered “Cum for me “ in my ear. The buzzing noise couldn’t be heard but stifling my moans was difficult. I gasped out loud while I came but didn’t think any other patrons heard it. Of course with the condom there was no wet stain on my slacks, but walking out of the restaurant with my cock encased in a cum filled rubber was embarrassing and a bit humiliating.
I hope some of the sexy women pixies use this on their men. If any of you try it out and care to post the results, I would love it hear about it.

Nothing new, brother. Nothing new.
 
I just bought that one as a gift. I'd have to say that I think it's pretty marvelous, as does the recipient!

All I can say is I am hooked. Only have had it 4 days, and it is the best. I shall be traveling over the holidays and is on my to be packed list.:D
 
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