On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

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...about three kilos of assorted Finnish licorice.

I'm not sure if she's trying to woo me, or kill me.
 
It is good for you in tiny amounts.

Watch the expression in the eyes, as you reach for the individual piece.


Take note of the wrapper.
 
"My mother likes liquorice ,she says it gives you a good run for your money"- Spike Milligan
 
The last day of XMas is 6 January. I wonder what my partner will give me then? Probably not licorice. Probably a Johnny Cash Burger (egg added) with Banh Mi Fries at Broderick's Roadhouse in West Sacramento, washed down with a Triple-IPA or three. Then we'll roll two miles to Ikea and crash on a display bed, sleeping-off the fine lunch. Burp.
 
My friend Dave likes licorice but he's an odd duck. Keeps a bottle of ouzo in the freezer.
 
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