On SNL tonight...

[Fala]

Just watched a set with an artist named Iggy Azalea. I've only heard the name before...but never seen her. Two female artists were singing...I'm not sure which one she was. However, they were both gorgeous and talented.

Watching one of them dancing around in the skin-tight pants reminded me of images, long ago when I was a kid. My Mom used to sit on the edge of her bed and pedal furiously on what looked like a pogo-stick with ropes and pulleys.

She was always trying to work off what she called "saddlebags". Thank God Mom is still alive.

I intend to visit her tomorrow...and tell her that the "saddlebags" were actually her ass. I also intend to thank her for my inheritance.

 

[Que]

Just watched a set with an artist named Iggy Azalea. I've only heard the name before...but never seen her. Two female artists were singing...I'm not sure which one she was. However, they were both gorgeous and talented.

Watching one of them dancing around in the skin-tight pants reminded me of images, long ago when I was a kid. My Mom used to sit on the edge of her bed and pedal furiously on what looked like a pogo-stick with ropes and pulleys.

She was always trying to work off what she called "saddlebags". Thank God Mom is still alive.

I intend to visit her tomorrow...and tell her that the "saddlebags" were actually her ass. I also intend to thank her for my inheritance.

Isn't that funny?

I know women under 30 with Jamie Leigh Curtis in "Perfect," 1980's aerobics instructor bodies that have think I am crazy for liking their shape exactly as it is. They want MORE ass and are insecure about their absolute dime physiques when judged by 80's standards.

The problem is that an entire generation has no idea Sir-Mix-A-Lot was KIDDING...(at least I assumed so at the time...)

 

[Fala]

Isn't that funny?

I know women under 30 with Jamie Leigh Curtis in "Perfect," 1980's aerobics instructor bodies that have think I am crazy for liking their shape exactly as it is. They want MORE ass and are insecure about their absolute dime physiques when judged by 80's standards.

The problem is that an entire generation has no idea Sir-Mix-A-Lot was KIDDING...(at least I assumed so at the time...)

Oh yeah...I remember those years...when I traded in my curves for corners.

eta: I probably should have included that these were the 60's. You know...the Twiggy years. erm...yeah, I'm that old. coff.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I fucking love Iggy. I absolutely cannot relate to her music in any way, but...

 

[Queersetti]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/loudwire.com/files/2012/07/115889842.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/loudwire.com/files/2012/07/115889842.jpg

That's nice, pop. Real nice.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Iggy A is pretty and obviously has good hustle, but has 0 talent and her ass is fake. Not unlike her terrible rapping.

I don't know about this fake ass trend. Just yesterday I saw a photo of a famous Brazilian model whose fake ass and legs are literally rotting. Seems like a bad idea to me.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Iggy

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/loudwire.com/files/2012/07/115889842.jpg

RIP Iggy. One of a kind!

 

[Sinny]

RIP Iggy. One of a kind!

What? I can't find anything saying he died. He was tweeting just a few days ago. Did you just invent that he died? Or has he actually, you know, died?