Olympic sport idea's

[KLCK]

So have any of you thought of introducing a new sport to the Olympics? I have come up with a few idea's.

(Serious idea) Human survival: Players start completely naked and are placed in a temperate forest region at the very start of the Olympic games. They must survive without any form of help, being allowed to hunt, scavenge and forage for food and supplies. There would be a safety net in case they come into immediate danger or just give up. Winner is the last person to give up, but if the Olympics end before a pair or more of competitors give up, then scoring will be based off a few different things. Fat loss compared to the start of the competition, relative comfort and sustainability that the player has achieved (aka "how long is it estimated you could keep going if the competition were to continue"), relative health of the competitors (are they at risk for disease or malnutrition?) and the rough mental condition of the athlete (are they looking depressed/about to give up or are they cheerful and noticeably comfortable?) Human survival is probably a good sport for many older athletes between 35-60 years old due to the experience needed to win instead of raw physical power. I call this a serious idea because it simply appeals to human instinct and relies upon raw human perseverance to keep going like that for the entire Olympic games (17 days).

There could be variations of this game though. One would be were the competitors are given a few starting supplies like a simple bow+arrow and small hand axe along with a protein bar and some water. I can already see the competitors. A couple guys from the USA, some dude from Ecuador who is going to win easily because he lives like this at all times, Les Stroud who is going to come in second and Bear Grylls who is going to be the first casualty of the event when he tries to wrestle a cougar and is promptly murdered to death by it.

Now if you thought that was a bit crazy, believe me, I was being serious. That would be a great competition! Now here is my NOT SERIOUS idea. Basically teams of competitors must use the bare fists to fight a giant T-rex to death in the stadium. Teams can be as large as 400 people but must use there bare hands. Suggested strategies include sending forward the idiot members of the team so they get eaten first, then construct spears from there bones. Winners are either those who survive for one hour with the T-rex, those who manage to kill the T-rex or the T-rex can even be a winner itself by eating everyone. *pictures a T-rex on the podium getting a gold medal and roaring in happiness*

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Roxanne Appleby]

I like it!

I say completely naked, no tools at all.

Here's a variation: A team event, because humans are social animals, after all. Here's a flourish: You know those fake babies they use to show at-risk teen girls what it's really like to have a real infant? Make the team haul a few of those around. Make the thing as close to humanity's ultimate contest - survival in the paleolithic era.

 

[KLCK]

I always loved survivorman and that is what kinda inspired me.

There could also be an extreme version of the Human Survivor games were just like Roxanne Appleby said, they start with a team or tribe of sorts. Then from there they have to survive from the summer Olympics to the winter Olympics! 2 years without any outside help. That would be interesting to see what they come up with.

 

[RicoLouis]

I am still waiting for survivour anartica myself.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm pushing for the Urban Biethalon myself. The general rules are the same as those in the Winter Games but the equipment is roller blades and .22 revolvers. I favor the Smith & Wesson K-22 Masterpiece, myself.

 

[KLCK]

I want to see a giant fencing war. Two teams with 100 members each get there finest sword fighters and just charge at each other.

 

[DeeZire]

Women's strip-fighting - wearing matching cotton church-dresses, bras and white high-waisted panties purchased at Walmart on sale. (I have room in my house if any of you ladies would like to start training.)

Women shooting ping pong balls out of their pussies! At each other!

Women's bottle-lift-squat.

Women's double-ended dildo relay - a timed event - 4 women to a team. Event takes place on a baseball diamond. First runner starts at home base, inserts dildo into pussy, runs to first, passes the dildo to second runner without using hands, second runner goes to second base to pass dildo to third runner...etc.