Oklahoma

[Big Ben IV]

Ah pay me no mind... it's just the nervous ramblings of a horny woman that hasn't been laid in a year... and now when I have the possibility of actually getting some my brain has to start bringing up too much shit!

Well im just a horny guy who hasent had any in ( well lets just say alot longer than a year) so im not shur if what I say carrys any weight.

 

[Big Ben IV]

Yes oral is a totally different sensation and usually a stronger orgasm. They say that woman when they first start truly experiencing orgasm that it is with oral, rather than penatration.

I knew there was a reason I loved giving oral, well among others.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Well im just a horny guy who hasent had any in ( well lets just say alot longer than a year) so im not shur if what I say carrys any weight.

You could be right along with my friend Deb, it's been about four years for her, though if she can keep off her depression medication (without getting depressed..lol) then she might break her drought because she has informed me over and over that since she's off her meds she's horny!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I knew there was a reason I loved giving oral, well among others.

If this man does give me oral, I'm wondering when is the best time to tell him that I can do the whole female ejaculation thing... when we are in it and just let it come as a surprise?

 

[Big Ben IV]

You could be right along with my friend Deb, it's been about four years for her, though if she can keep off her depression medication (without getting depressed..lol) then she might break her drought because she has informed me over and over that since she's off her meds she's horny!

Longer than that for me. you should set us up, we could all have a nice drought breaking party...lol And I find female ejaculation to be a major turn on, I would want it as a pleasant suprise. being with a woman who squits is twards the top of my list of things to do. after getting laid of course, If I was really lucky I could kill two birds with one stone

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Longer than that for me. you should set us up, we could all have a nice drought breaking party...lol And I find female ejaculation to be a major turn on, I would want it as a pleasant suprise. being with a woman who squits is twards the top of my list of things to do. after getting laid of course, If I was really lucky I could kill two birds with one stone

Who knows she MIGHT be up to it... Most have enjoyed it, meaning those that got to experience it... if they were good in the sac, then they got to experience it.... But I'm so afriad of that one person that says "ooow gross".

I guess I could keep it as a surprise and just before I'm ready to blow whisper in his ear. "I'm going to cum. I mean can really cum! Look out there she blows" ha ha!

Though I don't know how happy he will be if I soak his bed!

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Looks like I missed all the fun again. Of course, if he is that worried about the bed sheets, there might be other things to worry about.

 

[Big Ben IV]

Who knows she MIGHT be up to it... Most have enjoyed it, meaning those that got to experience it... if they were good in the sac, then they got to experience it.... But I'm so afriad of that one person that says "ooow gross".

I guess I could keep it as a surprise and just before I'm ready to blow whisper in his ear. "I'm going to cum. I mean can really cum! Look out there she blows" ha ha!

Though I don't know how happy he will be if I soak his bed!

Oh really... let me know what she thinks ...lol I dont know about other guys but to me if I made a girl gush, it would be the ultimate compliment It would let me know im doing a good job and show me that she is really into me and what were doing. And I wouldent mind the wet sheets at all, if you want to drop him a hint just tell him before hand that you can get a bit messy (which would get me verry excited).

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Looks like I missed all the fun again. Of course, if he is that worried about the bed sheets, there might be other things to worry about.

I know ya'll will probably be thinking I'm being stupid... it's just the hassle of it (hence the reason I haven't had a good masturbation session in ages).

Imagine you have just gotten done fucking someone and she's soaked through everything. You are exhausted, bone tired (pun intended). But before you can collapse in a fun state of unconscienceness, you first have to wash your sheets, possibly comforter, and let the mattress dry out.

My ex enjoyed the ejaculation factor, but toward the end of our marriage we were only getting it on in the living room floor so that we wouldn't have to change everything on the bed (and make me sleep on the wet spot).

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Oh really... let me know what she thinks ...lol I dont know about other guys but to me if I made a girl gush, it would be the ultimate compliment It would let me know im doing a good job and show me that she is really into me and what were doing. And I wouldent mind the wet sheets at all, if you want to drop him a hint just tell him before hand that you can get a bit messy (which would get me verry excited).

Oh I've had guys that were very glad to experience the gush. They enjoyed it fully, but at the same time there's still always that little sigh, when they realize they either have to sleep in my wetness or go do laundry.

telling him I can get messy, yeah I'll probably do that!

 

[bethanyman]

Its no big deal have been in that position before just put down a towel afterward and get ready for round two

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I know ya'll will probably be thinking I'm being stupid... it's just the hassle of it (hence the reason I haven't had a good masturbation session in ages).

Imagine you have just gotten done fucking someone and she's soaked through everything. You are exhausted, bone tired (pun intended). But before you can collapse in a fun state of unconscienceness, you first have to wash your sheets, possibly comforter, and let the mattress dry out.

My ex enjoyed the ejaculation factor, but toward the end of our marriage we were only getting it on in the living room floor so that we wouldn't have to change everything on the bed (and make me sleep on the wet spot).

What about getting plastic sheets or laying something like a tarp over the bed? I've read that those or something like that can work.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

What about getting plastic sheets or laying something like a tarp over the bed? I've read that those or something like that can work.

I tried looking into that... actually there was a website that sold waterproof blankets that actually look like blankets... no need to explain why you have plastic sheets. But apparently their blankets are very popular and possibly expensive... I've emailed about being interested in buying a blanket, the website replied that when they had some available they'd get back to me... http://www.holisticwisdom.com/lawless-linens.htm

ANYWAYS! I actually purchase a waterproof pad for a child's crib. I cut off the elastic and just had the pad itself. It worked for awhile, but you still need to wash it and after the washings it wasn't as waterproof...

I'm getting a new sewing machine, sometime in the near future. Perhaps I need to by a canvas and sew some fabric over it and disguise it to look at just a blanket.... it's an idea

Thought that would be interesting. Antisipating a night with a man and I bring my own blanket!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Its no big deal have been in that position before just put down a towel afterward and get ready for round two

Make it a couple of THICK towels!

 

[wtf????]

I know ya'll will probably be thinking I'm being stupid... it's just the hassle of it (hence the reason I haven't had a good masturbation session in ages).

Imagine you have just gotten done fucking someone and she's soaked through everything. You are exhausted, bone tired (pun intended). But before you can collapse in a fun state of unconscienceness, you first have to wash your sheets, possibly comforter, and let the mattress dry out.

My ex enjoyed the ejaculation factor, but toward the end of our marriage we were only getting it on in the living room floor so that we wouldn't have to change everything on the bed (and make me sleep on the wet spot).

I'm jealous, never got to experience that.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I'm jealous, never got to experience that.

Um so where in Oklahoma are you... *grinz*

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I tried looking into that... actually there was a website that sold waterproof blankets that actually look like blankets... no need to explain why you have plastic sheets. But apparently their blankets are very popular and possibly expensive... I've emailed about being interested in buying a blanket, the website replied that when they had some available they'd get back to me... http://www.holisticwisdom.com/lawless-linens.htm

ANYWAYS! I actually purchase a waterproof pad for a child's crib. I cut off the elastic and just had the pad itself. It worked for awhile, but you still need to wash it and after the washings it wasn't as waterproof...

I'm getting a new sewing machine, sometime in the near future. Perhaps I need to by a canvas and sew some fabric over it and disguise it to look at just a blanket.... it's an idea

Thought that would be interesting. Antisipating a night with a man and I bring my own blanket!

If he knew what it meant he was in store for, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, even if he does kind of look at you funny.

 

[Big Ben IV]

Oh I've had guys that were very glad to experience the gush. They enjoyed it fully, but at the same time there's still always that little sigh, when they realize they either have to sleep in my wetness or go do laundry.

telling him I can get messy, yeah I'll probably do that!

Well I think I would be way too turned on and excited to worry about the sheets plus I would want to make her do it again and again so washing the sheets would be kinda pointless...lol damn now I want to be with a girl who can squirt more than ever. thanks ...lol

 

[Dana Gallagher]

My Mountian Out Of A Molehill!

Yep, I admit it, you guys were RIGHT! I was making way too much about nothing. I talked to the guy in question today, low and behold he wanted to talk about sex! He says it's been a really long time for him... 8months!

8 months psh! Try a year! Or about four for my friend Deb (though she doesn't count a twenty-one year old indescrition she had as payment for his lawn services)!

Anyways he asked what way I liked to have sex, and I said on top. He told me that he's pretty large and that he doesn't want to hurt me....

He then asked how I get when I'm turned on... If I get really wet and what. I asked him if he'd ever heard about female ejaculation. He said is that were the cum squirts out.

He told me he was in love, with the fact that I squirt, I have long hair in which I'm getting highlights, and I have a big booty.... this all leads to his infatuation.

He wanted to try and talk me into coming over tonight, but that was just not going to happen. He's been trying to talk me into basically being with him each night this weekend... taking advantage of the time, while my kids are at their daddy's house.

So come monday I may be walking funny! And I may be dehydrated!

 

[Big Ben IV]

Its nice to know atleast one okie is getting some...lol

 

[wtf????]

Um so where in Oklahoma are you... *grinz*

SW OKC

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Its nice to know atleast one okie is getting some...lol

Ha! I haven't got anything yet! There's a whole day to go before my ex picks up the kids... there's a whole list of things that could go wrong and mess up this weekend.... *knocks on wood*

 

[Dana Gallagher]

SW OKC

Ah! Dead center of T-town!

 

[Big Ben IV]

Ha! I haven't got anything yet! There's a whole day to go before my ex picks up the kids... there's a whole list of things that could go wrong and mess up this weekend.... *knocks on wood*

Thats true, well if you need a backup let me know id be more than happy to fill in.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Thats true, well if you need a backup let me know id be more than happy to fill in.

Ah ha sounds like a plan!