Oklahoma

[giggles1]

Brrrrrrrrrr....still........

I like it to be below freezing long enough to kill critters (like fleas and ticks). Then it can warm back up a bit. I didn't leave the house myself on Sat or Sun or Mon morning. I think I am actually looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.....how weird is that ??

 

[Big Ben IV]

Hi giggles good to see you on, I stayed in the house most of the weekend too but had to get up early this morning for work.

 

[CosmicGirl]

I always forget....

I always forget that I'm a member here... then like when it's been 4 months I come back and say hi. So I'm still stuck in Ardmore. Still single. Still bored. We have a Christie's Toybox, but that is about as exciting as things in Ardmore get. At least I can go buy new vibrators when I wear the old ones out. *shrugs* If anyone wants to talk sometime look me up. Otherwise stay warm and hopefully spring will come soon. And so will we.

 

[Big Ben IV]

sounds like youre in the same situation as me.

 

[CosmicGirl]

Just wanting to see....

if there is a picture on here now... there wasn't. And now I think I remember something about sending a few hundred messages before you can have a picture so bah.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Only one

if there is a picture on here now... there wasn't. And now I think I remember something about sending a few hundred messages before you can have a picture so bah.

One hundred posts.

 

[CosmicGirl]

woowhoo

I can leave little shite comments until I reach one hundred... maybe one a day until then. Or I could do them all tonight....

 

[Big Ben IV]

i dosen't take as long as you would think, it goes by rather fast.

 

[CosmicGirl]

oh Benny benny boo boo...

it actually does take a long time if you only log-in once every four to six months. hehe

 

[Big Ben IV]

yeah thats true, lucky for me I have nothing better to do. wait thats just sad

 

[CosmicGirl]

It could be MUCH worse.

You could have nothing better to do because you had horendous warts all over your body. Or you could have a stomach virus like I currently do.

So maybe you should get out sometime and find someone to give your penis CPR.

 

[Big Ben IV]

well thats a no to the first two but the 3rd sounds like a good plan

 

[mikeofokc]

CPR? Constant Penis Resusitation?

...So maybe you should get out sometime and find someone to give your penis CPR.

Constant Penis Resuscitation? Damn you folks are kinky. Next I suppose you will bring out the paddles, charge the defibulator and shout Clear. Iv heard of spanking the monkey and chocking the chicken but last time I tried to revive the dead I used the pull start method. Worked pretty good too except dont let go of the handle or you will likely hit yourself in the noggin.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Well, it looks like things are starting to pick a little here again. Of course, if you're that bored in Ardmore Cosmic, there's nothing that says you can't head north every now and again for a little fun. It's not that far to OKC.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Perhaps I spoke too soon.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

T-town again!

Hi Okies! Welp, here I am again. I haven't been around much, I've found other avenues to keep my attention. I'm a slut for myspace these days and I hang around yahoo groups, a few I've even created! Ain't I special!

I got the first man interested in me in a years time. He's a DJ at this bar me and my friend went to. It looks like I may put an end to my year long drought.

I am looking forward to this activity! Though what worries me is that this man says he's well endowed... well actually his exact words were that he does indeed have a big dick! In my experience men that THINK they are well endowed are a little lacking in the oral department. Sometimes that is the only department I want to check into.

It's truly as if these men that believe themselves to be larger than life, think that all they have to do is release this large package of man meat from between their legs and the woman upon mere site of this shocking sausage, should be convulsing in multiple stages of orgasmic bliss!

Well, here's to hoping his tongue is as talented as he THINKS his package is!!! and this is for the ending of the drought....

Wish it was permenate end, but he's now working for the goal of going back to Chicago, so this (whatever this is) will only lasts until he can move far far away!

Is it wonderful how life can be good and suck at the same time.

 

[Big Ben IV]

Not all guys feel like that i love oral and have been told im a natural at it, Plus

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Not all guys feel like that i love oral and have been told im a natural at it, Plus

Humm good at oral and a PLUS! (sorry they don't have a smilie for a big dick) .... never have experienced that before! Really I never have.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Remember that no one taught us about sex, we learned it from the playground, porn and scribblings on the bath room wall. Our first experience with sex is masterbation as a teen and when I boy does that for years he thinks that that selfish act of pleasing himself is what sex is all about. Put on top of that the way most porn portrays sex and they think they are being really considerate and passionalte when they think that forplay is the time it takes him to say those three romantic words, "role over bitch."

Trying to teach someone about sex is not easy particularly if your trying to do it during the middle of sex. Sort of like teaching a child to ride a bike while your along for the ride but facing backwards on the handle bars. Dont be a crash dummie and think that on the job training is the way best way to teach sex.

I assume that most of us find the greatest enjoyment in sex to be when we please our partner. Of course we also enjoy our own orgasms but being able to arouse a women and do for her something that feels so good to her is really a great feeling. Giving is so much better than receiving. If you dont believe this or understand it than you arn't alone but really great sex and love making will feel 10 times better than how your best masterbation orgasm feels.

Many of us dont understand some of the simple techniques we can use during the forplay portion that can please our partner. Its not because men dont want to know, its because they think they know it, or are to proud to ask or dont know where to find the information. Likely its a combination of all three. Heck the techniques are published all over the web and in books. Sliding the information to them in a Victorias Secret catelog may be a easy way to give the hint.

One great thread on this site for foreplay is : Try This and Report Back
Hell men if your fingers get strong enough this is more than just foreplay, it can go on to be forever play. I dont understand why men had to give women first a rib, right to vote and then community property rights when God gave them the mulitple orgasm. Thank goodness Adam gave them that useless rib instead of our fingers, at least we retain some control. Plus it's a good way to make her give us the channel changer because she knows its good exercise for for our surfing fingers.

Even an old hand like me(no pun intended) learned something knew from reading the experiences of others. Long ago I discovered that even though the good Lord and blessed me with something extra between my legs, it was my fingers and tounge that really could make her think I was heaven sent or at least I guess since she kept calling me OH GOD the whole time. All humor aside, those multiple orgasms God has allowed the women to experience so easily are best achived with two fingers and a thumb.

When I first got married, I thought I knew it all. Hell I thought I knew it all most years in my life yet I really do keep learning and discovering new heights of pleasures. One thing that helped me start to learn about sex was when someone gave us a couple of the Joy of Sex books. I didnt immediatly dive into the books and run around the block proclaiming I found the holy grail of sex, but gradually I read bits and pieces and applied it to our bedroom fun. Of course they had some erotic pictures or drawings and that also helped grab my attention. Remember ladies that us men will often not ask directions while driving lost but we will ask where our keys are they we are holding in our hand. If they would put nudie pictures in Rand McNally you would never see a lost man or lost keys again. All Im saying is subtlely make available material that may help you both begin to increase your knowledge of sex. Don't use porn as a source of information. Porn is entertainment and not education.

Erotic stories are another way to understand aspect so sex and foreplay. With a story we each form a vision or picture in our own mind about the story. That vision is sort of outlined by the author but we fill in the colors. Sort of a paint my numbers version of a porn, except we paint the perfect picture and porn has so many fake distractions. Now recognize that when reading this erotic story that we become aroused. That arousal is not because of something physical but completely mental. Amazing how fantasies can be so much better than reality. Now you may start to begin to understand what we mean when we say great sex occurs not because of what happens between your legs but what his happening between your ears. Include stimulating your minds as a part of foreplay.

Really foreplay is the best part of sex. Penetration fucking may be what we think sex is all about but its only the final few pages of a wonderful book of lust, desire, respect, love, trust, understanding and most of all uninhibited passion. Plus giving and sharing our thoughts, pleasure and energy wont leave you so exhausted that you want to go to sleep and snuggle like before, you often are reenergized to open up a whole new book of passion and naughty desires. But that is a whole other lesson about sex and only ASPCA certified sex addicts like me are permitted to enroll in those classes.

So both you you look for and share in the learning. If he is stubborn and doesnt want to try than show him the pictures in the material. If that doesnt work than remind him he can be replaced by a lesbian or two AA batteries and they dont leave the toilet up. Besides you may not help find his channel changer next time or tell him the keys are in his hand.

Had to link this to a chick's blog on myspace that loves to talk of sex and oral... the information is too go to let it only be seen by us litzers!

So I will do the only kind thing and place a link to the myspace chick's blog... Sorry unfortunately she is not an okie *sob* but she spins a good blog.

Dining in...part one. By: The Happy Commuter

Interlinking the websites, I feel like I've done an humanitarian effort!

 

[Big Ben IV]

Humm good at oral and a PLUS! (sorry they don't have a smilie for a big dick) .... never have experienced that before! Really I never have.

Lol... yeah, just cause a guy is "big" dosen't mean he isint intrested in giving a woman the full treatment. I think I even enjoy giving more than reciving, I really get into it. So all guys arent the same.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Lol... yeah, just cause a guy is "big" dosen't mean he isint intrested in giving a woman the full treatment. I think I even enjoy giving more than reciving, I really get into it. So all guys arent the same.

Well, I said: In my experience men that THINK they are well endowed are a little lacking in the oral department.
My experience is rather limited, I started around the block but only got half way before I had to turn around and go back. *grinz*

And I also said men that THINK they are well endowed not that they actually were. Somewhere down the line, this average guy (Not you I'm talking about someone I was with that claimed to be 'big') got it in his head that he had porno star quality and from then on out he musta felt that he didn't have to do much in the bedroom, that the quanity of his package was enough. This is probably why his wife left him to become a lesbian..... or it could just be because this guy was an asshole.

Anyways, I guess what I'm truly hoping is that this guy that I'm hoping to get it on with, really is what he claims to be and that he also is not an asshole...

 

[Big Ben IV]

Well, I said: In my experience men that THINK they are well endowed are a little lacking in the oral department.
My experience is rather limited, I started around the block but only got half way before I had to turn around and go back. *grinz*

And I also said men that THINK they are well endowed not that they actually were. Somewhere down the line, this average guy (Not you I'm talking about someone I was with that claimed to be 'big') got it in his head that he had porno star quality and from then on out he musta felt that he didn't have to do much in the bedroom, that the quanity of his package was enough. This is probably why his wife left him to become a lesbian..... or it could just be because this guy was an asshole.

Anyways, I guess what I'm truly hoping is that this guy that I'm hoping to get it on with, really is what he claims to be and that he also is not an asshole...

I see what you mean, Im not shur what I think, I just go by the opinions of others...lol

 

[Big Ben IV]

And why would they think size makes up for oral? its totally diffrent, if a woman wants oral she wants oral. its a totally different sensation right.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I see what you mean, Im not shur what I think, I just go by the opinions of others...lol

Ah pay me no mind... it's just the nervous ramblings of a horny woman that hasn't been laid in a year... and now when I have the possibility of actually getting some my brain has to start bringing up too much shit!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

And why would they think size makes up for oral? its totally diffrent, if a woman wants oral she wants oral. its a totally different sensation right.

Yes oral is a totally different sensation and usually a stronger orgasm. They say that woman when they first start truly experiencing orgasm that it is with oral, rather than penatration.