Okay, it's Saturday Night...

[Quiet_Cool]

So, where are all the perverted flirt threads?

I've been looking everywhere, and all I keep hearing about is the Pope. Sad, yes, and I won't disrespect the man, but can we get back to talking about titts and ass again, already?



Q_C

 

[NoJo]

So, where are all the perverted flirt threads?

I've been looking everywhere, and all I keep hearing about is the Pope. Sad, yes, and I won't disrespect the man, but can we get back to talking about titts and ass again, already?



Q_C

Over here it's early Sunday morning. I'm getting ready for church.

 

[minsue]

Over here it's early Sunday morning. I'm getting ready for church.

Pervert.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Over here it's early Sunday morning. I'm getting ready for church.

Watch out for the lightning.

 

[NoJo]

Pervert.

I always wank before chruch. It stops me staring at the choirboys instead of joining in.

 

[Dar~]

I always wank before chruch. It stops me staring at the choirboys instead of joining in.

I hope you get past the door, I hear that can be a problem for people like you.


Q_C- I would so fuck you!!!

 

[LetmeLickYOU]

I was at starbucks this moring reading the paper. A Female employee came to me and asked me if she could help me with anything. I replay that I have something that needs sucking. She told me to follow her to the male washroom she needed to clean it. When I entered she was top less with her fingers in her pussy. I sat her down on the toilet and fucked her until I came in her pussy and that eat her until her cum. That story good enough for you I have a pic of her sucking me off that will be up when I reach 100 posts.

 

[NoJo]

I was at starbucks this moring reading the paper. A Female employee came to me and asked me if she could help me with anything. I replay that I have something that needs sucking. She told me to follow her to the male washroom she needed to clean it. When I entered she was top less with her fingers in her pussy. I sat her down on the toilet and fucked her until I came in her pussy and that eat her until her cum. That story good enough for you I have a pic of her sucking me off that will be up when I reach 100 posts.

that got me hot. was it a skinny latte or a decaff mochaccino?

 

[Dar~]

I was at starbucks this moring reading the paper. A Female employee came to me and asked me if she could help me with anything. I replay that I have something that needs sucking. She told me to follow her to the male washroom she needed to clean it. When I entered she was top less with her fingers in her pussy. I sat her down on the toilet and fucked her until I came in her pussy and that eat her until her cum. That story good enough for you I have a pic of her sucking me off that will be up when I reach 100 posts.

If you need an editor for your tall tales, you can pm me. Maybe you didn't realize it, bu tthis isn't the submit section of the site.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I hope you get past the door, I hear that can be a problem for people like you.


Q_C- I would so fuck you!!!

Hi beautiful. Nice to see you.

And believe me, I'd let you do whatever you wanted...

...except maybe Joe.



Q_C

 

[Dar~]

Hi beautiful. Nice to see you.

And believe me, I'd let you do whatever you wanted...

...except maybe Joe.



Q_C

Thats okay I'm not really joe's type. I am more of . . . your type.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I was at starbucks this moring reading the paper. A Female employee came to me and asked me if she could help me with anything. I replay that I have something that needs sucking. She told me to follow her to the male washroom she needed to clean it. When I entered she was top less with her fingers in her pussy. I sat her down on the toilet and fucked her until I came in her pussy and that eat her until her cum. That story good enough for you I have a pic of her sucking me off that will be up when I reach 100 posts.

Yeah, but don't you look like Brad Pitt with Ron Jeremy's penis?

Q_C

 

[minsue]

I always wank before chruch. It stops me staring at the choirboys instead of joining in.

I think I love you.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Thats okay I'm not really joe's type. I am more of . . . your type.

So glad to hear it.

Damn! Now I'm horney! Where's a Starbucks when you need one?

Q_C

 

[Dar~]

I don't know sexy, but if you want I can pretend to be a female starbucks employee (the female part shouldn't be too hard...)

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I don't know sexy, but if you want I can pretend to be a female starbucks employee (the female part shouldn't be too hard...)

Oooh, Role-playing.

Let's get started.



Q_C

 

[NoJo]

Oooh, Role-playing.

Let's get started.



Q_C

I'd like to play the role of a sad fuck insomniac.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd like to play the role of a sad fuck insomniac.

I love you Joe

(I know that doesn't help you sleep but I do.)

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I'd like to play the role of a sad fuck insomniac.

Shouldn't you be in chruch?

Q_C

 

[CharleyH]

So, where are all the perverted flirt threads?

I've been looking everywhere, and all I keep hearing about is the Pope. Sad, yes, and I won't disrespect the man, but can we get back to talking about titts and ass again, already?



Q_C

Well, I am not here (well NOW, but not for long) Thats why.

 

[Dar~]

maybe sad insomniac . .while fucking . . I think we have a role open for one of those . .

 

[CharleyH]

I'd like to play the role of a sad fuck insomniac.

Play? :|

 

[BigAndTall]

Okay, it's Saturday Night...


"and I ain’t got nobody
I’ve got some money ’cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I’m in an awful way."

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yeah, but don't you look like Brad Pitt with Ron Jeremy's penis?

Q_C

I'm not sure. Maybe he should write a long scene where he stares at himself in the mirror.

And for those who need it, a cure for insominia.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm not sure. Maybe he should write a long scene where he stares at himself in the mirror.

And for those who need it, a cure for insominia.

Shanglan

Hey! that's a great story.... for a minute I expected a link to my blog