Okay all, what is it about sweatpants?

[Ms_Lilith]

Normally, when I go to class, I wear something nice. A skirt, a nice tee, or blouse, y'know, I look nice. I don't look scrubby.

Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I wore my new sweatsuit. I was wandering to class and realized that I was turning heads.. and in a good way. I got whistled at more than once, and I got a lot of smiles. Why???! I don't understand! I hardly wore makeup today, I was wearing sweats (mind you, they are nice, but they're still sweats!), and some nike sandals. And I got more positive attention than I get when I put effort into my appearance.

what is WITH that?!

 

[seXieleXie]

easy access? you look more approachable?

 

[Marxist]

There was a monumental tear in the seat.


I wanted to tell you but I was too busy gawking and whistling.


Sorry.

 

[Olivianna]

Today was National Wear Sweatpants If You Want To Fuck Day.
What a coincidence.

 

[lobito]

I've never gotten whistles when I wore my sweats. Except when I didn't know there was a hole in the ass, and my Wife whistled that one and only tme. She treats me like such a piece of meat, I swear.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

There was a monumental tear in the seat.


I wanted to tell you but I was too busy gawking and whistling.


Sorry.

LMAO.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Today was National Wear Sweatpants If You Want To Fuck Day.
What a coincidence.

and another LMAO.

you two crack me up.

 

[Sillyman]

Sweats flatter the ass, or at least that has been my experience.

 

[red_rose]

I've never gotten whistles when I wore my sweats. Except when I didn't know there was a hole in the ass, and my Wife whistled that one and only tme. She treats me like such a piece of meat, I swear.

You know you love it.

*whistle*

*ass slap*

 

[lobito]

You know you love it.

*whistle*

*ass slap*

oh sure, I have to put up with grabbing and groping all the time. I'm freakin' fed up with it.

She hates it when I grab her ass in public, but it's ok for her to grab me in front of the other women at the bar. I tell you it just isn't fair.

 

[millieteases]

I was curious about this, so I just asked my spouse about it.

The reply -

She's probably the type of woman who looks very nice when she dresses up and wears makeup and all, but who also comes off as very unapproachable - or at least way too formal or trying way too hard for a classroom. She was probably more relaxed in the sweats - and thus her underlying sexuality showed through - thus the whistles.

The avatar is hot.

That's the spouse point of view...

My experience is that the less I try the more approachable I seem. I guess it's one of those weird things...

 

[J.B.]

vixen, huny?



I hate you.

 

[patient1]

easy access? you look more approachable?

I think it's the access thing.

Imagining all that awesome ass underneath those pants , doubting if there's underware, thinking that there's only a bow on a drawstring between me & everytthing I long to see...just one pull away from ecstacy.

 

[truegentleman]

Sweatpants can cling just right, to a woman's rear.