OK My Clothes Are Off and I'm Waiting For YOU!!

[ToddHwrd]

Ha ha ha made you look.........LOL Now that you are here you want to get naughty................

 

[JazzManJim]

You read my thread! I knew that you were being all coy, just for the public, but now that we're here and the lights are low...

C'mere you hunka hunka burnin' LoveHunk, you!



<Edited because you can send a guy to college, but you can't make him spell right!>

 

[LRC]

*cough ...Choke ... cough*

you made me spew my wine

 

[Mischka]

C'mere you hunka hunka burnin' Conservative, you!

I never knew that was a term of endearment. Learn something new every day.

 

[ToddHwrd]

Damn Jimmie not in front of the Ladies you big lug! They might think we're funny guys or something......... Jimmie I said don't pinch my ass!!!..LOL

 

[JazzManJim]

I never knew that was a term of endearment. Learn something new every day.

I had to edit that, not just because I thought of somethign funnier, but because I didn't want to out the poor guy all at once!

 

[La Principessa]

oooooh...a Principessa sandwich...

Come here Jim and Todd......
Now, tell me what you had in mind!!!!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

what the hell are you doing waiting for me naked???

*Runs*

 

[JazzManJim]

Damn Jimmie not in front of the Ladies you big lug! They might think we're funny guys or something......... Jimmie I said don't pinch my ass!!!..LOL

If you don't want me to pinch it, you shouldn't bend over and shake it all sexy-like!

And don't worry about the ladies...they'll just be all jealous 'cause we're be spending all our sweaty, oiled, chiseled manliness all on each other.

Kiss me you fool! No...not there! Not yet!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: oooooh...a Principessa sandwich...

Come here Jim and Todd......
Now, tell me what you had in mind!!!!

There you are! All it took to drag you out of Lurkland was a couple sweaty buff guys cornholing each other?

Well....if it works....<shrug>

 

[ToddHwrd]

If you don't want me to pinch it, you shouldn't bend over and shake it all sexy-like!

And don't worry about the ladies...they'll just be all jealous 'cause we're be spending all our sweaty, oiled, chiseled manliness all on each other.

Kiss me you fool! No...not there! Not yet!

Come on college boy let's find us some women!!

 

[ToddHwrd]

Re: oooooh...a Principessa sandwich...

Come here Jim and Todd......
Now, tell me what you had in mind!!!!

Come to think of it Jimmie that particular sandwich sounds very very good

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: oooooh...a Principessa sandwich...

Come to think of it Jimmie that particular sandwich sounds very very good

Oddly enough, it's only been in the last year or so that I've thoguht I might enjoy some MWM action.

Sounds good to me!

 

[La Principessa]

Okay now fellas.....what do you like on your sandwich???
*rubbing hands together....
This ought to be good!

 

[ToddHwrd]

Okay now fellas.....what do you like on your sandwich???
*rubbing hands together....
This ought to be good!

I'd like a large mouthful of you, La Principessa!! Ok maybe several mouthfuls.........

 

[La Principessa]

well now, I can think of a couple of things at least that would give you at least several good mouthfuls.......

but nothing else? no dressing or anything on the side???

 

[ToddHwrd]

well now, I can think of a couple of things at least that would give you at least several good mouthfuls.......

but nothing else? no dressing or anything on the side???

I can think of a lot of things I'd like to have on the side but I'm not sure how graphic you want me to get on the GB here

 

[La Principessa]

You meant to tell me, People get GRAPHIC on the GB???? Here? on Lit.???? Amazing.....

I'm not sure you can push the barrier, can you????

And where is Jim.....he hasn't placed his order yet!!!!

 

[ToddHwrd]

You meant to tell me, People get GRAPHIC on the GB???? Here? on Lit.???? Amazing.....

I'm not sure you can push the barrier, can you????

And where is Jim.....he hasn't placed his order yet!!!!

HHHmmm how far do you want the envelope pushed??? Maybe Jimmie had to get to bed.......just means I get an open faced sandwich doesn't it???

 

[La Principessa]

Envelopes?? does this mean we're playing "post office" now?? now what am I going to do with your sandwich??? Open faced?? well,.......open SOMETHING! yessss...

 

[ToddHwrd]

Envelopes?? does this mean we're playing "post office" now?? now what am I going to do with your sandwich??? Open faced?? well,.......open SOMETHING! yessss...

Just put that sandwich down on the table and let's go sit over here and see what is closed that needs opening..........

 

[La Principessa]

Sit over where? On what? Anything in mind? Closed that needs opening....hmmm.....Oh! I see something....but it's on you.....zzzzziiiip!!

 

[ToddHwrd]

Sit over where? On what? Anything in mind? Closed that needs opening....hmmm.....Oh! I see something....but it's on you.....zzzzziiiip!!

Sit right here in my lap........MMmmmmmm very nice....

 

[JazzManJim]

I"m right over here.

You crazy kids have fun. I'll just sit here with a raging hardon and wait for the next delectable treat to saunter along.

 

[La Principessa]

mmm.....a favorite place of mine to sit.....but...there seems to be something poking me......