OK Lance

[Ishmael]

It would have been more effective with a nana or frog or three. ;-)

March 30th. Can't ejaculate prematurely can we?

Ishmael

 

[Nora]

It would have been more effective with a nana or frog or three. ;-)

 

[HeavyStick]

March 30th. Can't ejaculate prematurely can we?

Ishmael

I'm gonna put a condom on my keyboard. A little desensitizing cream on the mouse, and Nora pulling on my scrotum to prevent the quick release.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It would have been more effective with a nana or frog or three. ;-)

omg man! this isn't the Playground ya know!!


but if you insist

 

[Bidin~Time]

Now who could resist that??

Nora...forgive me, but....i want you! i want you now!!!

 

[Ishmael]

I'm gonna put a condom on my keyboard. A little desensitizing cream on the mouse, and Nora pulling on my scrotum to prevent the quick release.

What ever works. But Nora dangling from your scrotum for three months is going to put you in a position to make a LOT of explanations.

Ishmael

 

[Nora]

Not to mention what it'll do to my posture, Ish.



take me, emi! take me, i'm yours!

 

[HeavyStick]

Not to mention what it'll do to my posture, Ish.



take me, emi! take me, i'm yours!

I'll get you a mechanic's stool.

 

[Nora]

I'll get you a mechanic's stool.

My HeavyStick! Always the thoughtful provider. =)

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'll get you a mechanic's stool.

no need for that, she's mine now...we'll be blissfully happy with our dancing nanas and tongueing (oh my) frogs

 

[Nora]

no need for that, she's mine now...we'll be blissfully happy with our dancing nanas and tongueing (oh my) frogs

YUH! what she said!

 

[HeavyStick]

I think Nora, emi, and Freya2 should play twister on a webcam.

 

[Nora]

Hey HeavyStick? I can't help but notice that your location says, "my heart is in Florida" and I also couldn't help noticing that Ish's location is in Florida...

Are you two in love?

 

[HeavyStick]

Hey HeavyStick? I can't help but notice that your location says, "my heart is in Florida" and I also couldn't help noticing that Ish's location is in Florida...

Are you two in love?

No, he left me for that bitch Glam.

 

[Ishmael]

No, he left me for that bitch Glam.

That two timing son of a bitch told me he loved you!!!

There's a Lansy in the woodpile here.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

No, he left me for that bitch Glam.

Don't be bitter HS.

Wanna play Twister?

 

[HeavyStick]

I'll watch. I'm too tired. Close to bed time.

 

[Nora]

shh...emi...sit back and watch the catfight.

 

[HeavyStick]

shh...emi...sit back and watch the catfight.

LOL, you expect me Ish and I to rip off each others' tops and pull on hair.

How about a pillow with lots of bouncing on the bed?

 

[Nora]

LOL, you expect me Ish and I to rip off each others' tops and pull on hair.

How about a pillow with lots of bouncing on the bed?

OH g-d! yes! yes! yes!

 

[HeavyStick]

OH g-d! yes! yes! yes!

No, we might sit across from each other throwing wadded up stickie notes, or a paper airplane.

 

[Nora]

No, we might sit across from each other throwing wadded up stickie notes, or a paper airplane.

Oh c'mon. A little hair pulling and bouncing up and down won't kill you.

 

[Ishmael]

No, we might sit across from each other throwing wadded up stickie notes, or a paper airplane.

Ohhh, the stickie notes do it for me. But I still say that we chain Lance to the wall and beat each other with nerf ferrets.

Ishmael

 

[Nora]

Ish. You tease.

 

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