OK Lance

[Ishmael]

Over the past two months you have started thread after thread about hacking, vBulletin vulnerabilities, moderators in secret trysts, cabals of members, obsessive interest in the business affairs of the Lit. owners. Today another thread on hacking.

You are veiling all of this in the context that you are performing some kind of a "Public Service" for us, the unwashed, here at Lit.

You have been asked time and time again what you're specific interest is in this and you have either changed the subject entirely, or ignored the question.

But Lance, you are the only person here on the board that has expressed an explicit interest in obtaining this personal information and selling it.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=139818&perpage=10&pagenumber=10

So Lance, should we place our faith in people that we've known and interacted with for several years. People that many here at Lit. have met in person. Or should we trust you?

Ishmael

 

[Bluesboy2]

Its obvious

We should trust Lance. he knows far more than all of us put togather. Plus, if we are lucky he might wash us!

 

[Bidin~Time]

*peeks in to notice an obvious absence*

 

[Lancecastor]

What Bluesboy said.



Lance

 

[Batch]

Re: Its obvious

We should trust Lance. he knows far more than all of us put togather. Plus, if we are lucky he might wash us!

I thought bowlers were the unwashed.
Learn something new every day.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Its obvious

I thought bowlers were the unwashed.
Learn something new every day.

Bowlers??

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: Its obvious

Bowlers??

A ten pound ball and a beer?

Is that what we mean by bowler?

 

[Batch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Its obvious

A ten pound ball and a beer?

Is that what we mean by bowler?

grin

An obscure reference to the wonderful world of bowling as described to me by a Professor one day...
"the sport of the unwashed masses"

bowling balls and beer....and sometime White Russians, too.

 

[Ishmael]

A self indulgent bump for the later crowd.

Ishmael

 

[Samuari]

I once left a sixpack at the tomb of the unknown bowler. Does that count?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Quite frankly, I'm going to put my trust in Redrave. I know he's always wrong, so I just do the opposite.

 

[Samuari]

Quite frankly, I'm going to put my trust in Redrave. I know he's always wrong, so I just do the opposite.

Now there's a moral compass.

 

[Lancecastor]

A self indulgent bum, Ishmael.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

A self indulgent bum, Ishmael.

Oh how weak.

Where's your backbone?

You're smarter than that twit.

Come on now. Don't disappoint.

Ishshow (The 'sheeeeeeeeewwww' must go on) Bobcastor

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh how weak.

Where's your backbone?

You're smarter than that twit.

Come on now. Don't disappoint.

Ishshow (The 'sheeeeeeeeewwww' must go on) Bobcastor

I sometimes wonder about cowardly fucks like you.

But not for very long.

Lance

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I sometimes wonder about cowardly fucks like you.

But not for very long.

Lance

Yeowsa boss. Sorry, this won't affect next weeks pay will it?

Sideshow (Has a family to keep in beans) Bob

 

[bknight2602]

This looks vaguely like another thread started by Lance.

 

[Lancecastor]

This looks vaguely like another thread started by Lance.

Funny, I was thinking it looks like just another Ishmael Conspiracy Thread.

It has the smells in the LeadUp:

* "Serious Allegations" of a master plan to destabilize Lit,

* empty promises to pet the ferret until the firewall squirts gobs of creamy IP Address "proofs",

* threats to "unleash the hounds of hell" and "be relentless in his pursuit",

Now:

* a McCarthy-esque statement in Bold Type with a link to a thread in which I said I'd milk money from this place with permission based datamining. Oooooo.

* lots of accusatory umbrage and bold challeges to "answer" him and "explain" myself and (in Act II) to make "choices" or to "fuck off and leave"....blah blah blah.

* And not even one funny line in the whole spazzattack.

Yawn.

I think we could help him out of this pattern though, I really do!

I'm thinking there should be an Ishkids Dreambabe Telethon in the vain hope that he can close a deal on a woman to stroke him till that big Persecutor Head of his pops its pressure release valve and lets off some...er, steam.

Because if not, I'm afraid he might just blow a vein in that too tense anal retentive melon of his oneday and go Siren on us.

Save the Ish!

Lance

 

[KillerMuffin]

Funny, I was thinking it looks like just another Ishmael Conspiracy Thread.

It has the smells:

• "Serious Allegations" of a master plan to destabilize Lit,
  
• more empty promises to pet the ferret until the firewall squirts gobs of creamy IP Address "proofs",
  
• threats to "unleash the hounds of hell" and "be relentless in his pursuit",
  
• a McCarthy-esque statement in Bold Type[/i] with a link to a thread in which I said I'd milk money from this place with permission based datamining. Oooooo.
  
  [*] lots of accusatory umbrage and bold challeges to "answer" him and "explain" myself and (in Act II) to make "choices" or to "fuck off and leave"....blah blah blah.
  
  [*] And not even one funny line in the whole spazzattack.

Yawn.

I think we could help him out of this pattern though, I really do!

I'm thinking there should be an Ishkids Dreambabe Telethon[/i] in the vain hope that he can close a deal on a woman to stroke him till that big Persecutor Head of his pops its pressure release valve and lets off some...er, steam.

Because if not, I'm afraid he might just blow a vein in that too tense anal retentive melon of his oneday and go Siren on us.

Save the Ish!

Lance

You have to make your B's and i's match in order for the code to work properly. You should check out the list features, too! It would be soo cool looking. See?

Call me Muffie the Helpful!

 

[Lancecastor]

You have to make your B's and i's match in order for the code to work properly.

Call me Muffie the Helpful!

Yeah saw that, thanks.

Think you could write one of those blowjob stories for ishy like you did for Kuntmode the other nite?

I think he has Deadly Sperm Buildup....give the old ishcock a hand for all of us....for the Good of The Board, Muff!

Thanks

Lance

 

[KillerMuffin]

I copied and pasted that from one of my old stories. I'm just way too lazy.

I don't think I have any shibari stories, though. Kmode was into bj's. Ish is into shibari.

 

[Lancecastor]

I copied and pasted that from one of my old stories. I'm just way too lazy.

I don't think I have any shibari stories, though. Kmode was into bj's. Ish is into shibari.

Oh c'mon, you got into domination writing for me, the least you could do is bondage for him.

Have a hard, Muff.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh c'mon, you got into domination writing for me, the least you could do is bondage for him.

Have a hard, Muff.

A hard?

 

[Lancecastor]

A hard?

Yeah, it was a play on the word "heart".

Okay, I guess I can't expect you to break the Secret Bond of The Clique in taking my suggestion to help Ish depressurize.

As always, I'm just trying to help the old lion.

Cheers

Lance

 

[Ishmael]

Funny, I was thinking it looks like just another Ishmael Conspiracy Thread.

It has the smells in the LeadUp:

* "Serious Allegations" of a master plan to destabilize Lit,

* empty promises to pet the ferret until the firewall squirts gobs of creamy IP Address "proofs",

* threats to "unleash the hounds of hell" and "be relentless in his pursuit",

Now:

* a McCarthy-esque statement in Bold Type with a link to a thread in which I said I'd milk money from this place with permission based datamining. Oooooo.

* lots of accusatory umbrage and bold challeges to "answer" him and "explain" myself and (in Act II) to make "choices" or to "fuck off and leave"....blah blah blah.

* And not even one funny line in the whole spazzattack.

Yawn.

I think we could help him out of this pattern though, I really do!

I'm thinking there should be an Ishkids Dreambabe Telethon in the vain hope that he can close a deal on a woman to stroke him till that big Persecutor Head of his pops its pressure release valve and lets off some...er, steam.

Because if not, I'm afraid he might just blow a vein in that too tense anal retentive melon of his oneday and go Siren on us.

Save the Ish!

Lance

You, single handedly, have more paranoia and conspiracy threads on this board than there has been in the year that I've been here. Why is that?

Would you like them all pulled up in one thread as a headliner on the GB? Can do. It seems that everyone is out to get 'poor' Lance. Why is that? Must be a conspiracy, right?

Your tactic of reversing field has been seen too often now. No more surprises from you. What you seem to see as a conspiracy is one of your own making Lance. Did you really think there was a 'cabal' on the GB? Or is it merely the fact that you are just another fish like the rest of us? That the GB is not the BDSM forum?

This next part is a personal call Lance, attributable to only me. You claim to be 44 years of age. I will not dispute that that may be your chronological years, but you've learned no wisdom to go with those years. None at all. Your behavior is that of a teenager. Really Lance. A precocious teenager, a knowledgable teenager, but a teenager none the less.

Your post are filled with more contradictions than Carter has little pills. (And those too are subject to recall, unless you can edit fast enough. And that has been observed and is being dealt with as well.)

So Lance, what's it to be? Do you want to be part of a community, or do you really think you can control that which you can't? Do you really want to take on the GB? Why?

Really Lance, why?

Ishmael