OK Lance

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah, it was a play on the word "heart".

Okay, I guess I can't expect you to break the Secret Bond of The Clique in taking my suggestion to help Ish depressurize.

As always, I'm just trying to help the old lion.

Cheers

Lanciepants

Now Lance, you know I was voted out of the Super Secret Lit-Clique last spring. You'll have to appeal to the Super Duper Secret People in Charge of the Super Secret Lit-Clique. They consider me a subversive and I've been banned from their threads.

They're evil conspirarists, don'tcha know. They're single-clique-edly responsible for all unmated socks in the world.

 

[JusticeLupus]

Okay people, just ignore the little man. We all know that Lance only does this for attention. By making a big deal about him we are just making him stick around longer.

 

[Don K Dyck]

You, single handedly, have more paranoia and conspiracy threads on this board than there has been in the year that I've been here. Why is that?

Would you like them all pulled up in one thread as a headliner on the GB? Can do. It seems that everyone is out to get 'poor' Lance. Why is that? Must be a conspiracy, right?

Your tactic of reversing field has been seen too often now. No more surprises from you. What you seem to see as a conspiracy is one of your own making Lance. Did you really think there was a 'cabal' on the GB? Or is it merely the fact that you are just another fish like the rest of us? That the GB is not the BDSM forum?

This next part is a personal call Lance, attributable to only me. You claim to be 44 years of age. I will not dispute that that may be your chronological years, but you've learned no wisdom to go with those years. None at all. Your behavior is that of a teenager. Really Lance. A precocious teenager, a knowledgable teenager, but a teenager none the less.

Your post are filled with more contradictions than Carter has little pills. (And those too are subject to recall, unless you can edit fast enough. And that has been observed and is being dealt with as well.)

So Lance, what's it to be? Do you want to be part of a community, or do you really think you can control that which you can't? Do you really want to take on the GB? Why?

Really Lance, why?

Ishmael

Hi Ishmael . . . this is a simply wonderfdul demand for conformity that we "free speechers" who live outside the U$ find so pathetically AmeriKKKan . . . EVERYBODY WILL CONFORM to the will of the dominant male . . . geez, sounds like the playground bully is loose again . . .

(oops!! wrong thread ... that's Dubyah and today's Oz ABC Radio announcement that the U$ is going to take over Iraq for about 18 months and make the Iraqis pay for the pleasure of "liberation" by giving up their undeveloped oil reserves to the U$; after the U$ led 10 years of economic sanctions failed to break the will of Saddam Hussein . . .)

Brings to mind the clash in the Ayn Rand Society where the "followers" conducted purges of individuals thought to be "less loyal" to the ideals of the author . . . these Republican Rednecks just don't learn from their own history . . .

 

[Ishmael]

Hi Ishmael . . . this is a simply wonderfdul demand for conformity that we "free speechers" who live outside the U$ find so pathetically AmeriKKKan . . . EVERYBODY WILL CONFORM to the will of the dominant male . . . geez, sounds like the playground bully is loose again . . .

(oops!! wrong thread ... that's Dubyah and today's Oz ABC Radio announcement that the U$ is going to take over Iraq for about 18 months and make the Iraqis pay for the pleasure of "liberation" by giving up their undeveloped oil reserves to the U$; after the U$ led 10 years of economic sanctions failed to break the will of Saddam Hussein . . .)

Brings to mind the clash in the Ayn Rand Society where the "followers" conducted purges of individuals thought to be "less loyal" to the ideals of the author . . . these Republican Rednecks just don't learn from their own history . . .

Hi Don.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Hi Ishmael . . . this is a simply wonderfdul demand for conformity that we "free speechers" who live outside the U$ find so pathetically AmeriKKKan . . . EVERYBODY WILL CONFORM to the will of the dominant male . . . geez, sounds like the playground bully is loose again . . .

(oops!! wrong thread ... that's Dubyah and today's Oz ABC Radio announcement that the U$ is going to take over Iraq for about 18 months and make the Iraqis pay for the pleasure of "liberation" by giving up their undeveloped oil reserves to the U$; after the U$ led 10 years of economic sanctions failed to break the will of Saddam Hussein . . .)

Brings to mind the clash in the Ayn Rand Society where the "followers" conducted purges of individuals thought to be "less loyal" to the ideals of the author . . . these Republican Rednecks just don't learn from their own history . . .

Don, babykins, to be a high quality ass...one must get new material now and then. While the AmeriKKKa thing may have cute the first 798 times you used it, it's wearing thin now.

Really hun, hire a new writing staff, the old ones have gone lazy on you with the ole cut n paste.

 

[HeavyStick]

You, single handedly, have more paranoia and conspiracy threads on this board than there has been in the year that I've been here. Why is that?

In Lance's "defense". There's busybody, ppman, donkeydick, and redwave.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Nothing Has Changed in the U$

Don, babykins, to be a high quality ass...one must get new material now and then. While the AmeriKKKa thing may have cute the first 798 times you used it, it's wearing thin now.

Really hun, hire a new writing staff, the old ones have gone lazy on you with the ole cut n paste.

Why thank you for the kind words of encouragement, Goddess . . . I would sack the lazy so-and-sos if I thought it was warranted. However, there has been no change in the U$ political scene for the last six months, so I guess that using the same old material remains appropriate. Maybe after the U$-Iraq War for Control of Undeveloped Middle East Oil Reserves there will be "new" U$ Imperialist material to work with . . . like U$ Imperialism, Occupation Force, Oil thieves etc . . .

And I s'pose that it is my contribution to the demand for conformity that Ishmael has made . . .

 

[Problem Child]

Don, babykins, to be a high quality ass...one must get new material now and then. While the AmeriKKKa thing may have cute the first 798 times you used it, it's wearing thin now.

Really hun, hire a new writing staff, the old ones have gone lazy on you with the ole cut n paste.

Don's posts are sort of like a visit to Taco Bell. You take the same six or seven ingredients and keep re-arranging them and pretend you are saying something new each time.

Beef, chicken, tortillas, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, lettuce, onions...

Dubbya shrub, U$, oil, Republican rednecks, Amerikkka, or CIA in it in any and all combinations, it's a genuine Donkeydick post.

I'll bet sex with Don is really exciting...

Monday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Wednesday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Friday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Sunday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Tuesday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Thursday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Saturday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Monday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"


Ad infinitum, I'm afraid...

 

[Ishmael]

Don's posts are sort of like a visit to Taco Bell. You take the same six or seven ingredients and keep re-arranging them and pretend you are saying something new each time.

Beef, chicken, tortillas, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, lettuce, onions...

Dubbya shrub, U$, oil, Republican rednecks, Amerikkka, or CIA in it in any and all combinations, it's a genuine Donkeydick post.

I'll bet sex with Don is really exciting...

Monday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Wednesday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Friday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Sunday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Tuesday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Thursday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Saturday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"
Monday night: "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?"


Ad infinitum, I'm afraid...

I love it when you C&P like that.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Nothing Has Changed in the U$

Why thank you for the kind words of encouragement, Goddess . . . I would sack the lazy so-and-sos if I thought it was warranted. However, there has been no change in the U$ political scene for the last six months, so I guess that using the same old material remains appropriate. Maybe after the U$-Iraq War for Control of Undeveloped Middle East Oil Reserves there will be "new" U$ Imperialist material to work with . . . like U$ Imperialism, Occupation Force, Oil thieves etc . . .

And I s'pose that it is my contribution to the demand for conformity that Ishmael has made . . .

We can only hope $o. All those damned SUV'S you know.

Well even if you can't repackage the old material...at least you make the effort to post.

Conformity comes in many forms.

 

[Problem Child]

I love it when you C&P like that.

Ishmael

You expected me to type that identical shit over and over the way Don does every goddamn day?

Not likely.

 

[HeavyStick]

I think PC is giving DingoDick too much credit for that much sex in two weeks.

 

[Problem Child]

I think PC is giving DingoDick too much credit for that much sex in two weeks.

You're right, but it was entirely for comic effect.

If he fucks the way he posts I doubt if he gets a second date.

 

[HeavyStick]

You're right, but it was entirely for comic effect.

If he fucks the way he posts I doubt if he gets a second date.

And just like his threads other people do the work and he gets all the credit.



*shudders at the visual*

 

[Nora]

I think PC is giving DingoDick too much credit for that much sex in two weeks.

I'm sure he asks nightly, just like PC said. But the answer to "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?" is invariably, "No. Not if you were the last mouthbreather on earth."

 

[Problem Child]

I'm sure he asks nightly, just like PC said. But the answer to "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?" is invariably, "No. Not if you were the last mouthbreather on earth."

ROFLMAO....

Nora, you're great!

 

[Nora]

ROFLMAO....

Nora, you're great!

Y'all are rubbing off on me. I think that's the third time I've been mean this week!

(PC, I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating. I you cuz you always say what I'm thinking. That's why you get the rap for being a prick and everyone thinks I'm a happy, jolly, fluffmeister. )

 

[HeavyStick]

"No. Not if you were the last mouthbreather on earth."

Where did this spark of spunk come from?

 

[Nora]

Where did this spark of spunk come from?

Well where the hell have you been? I get spunky now and then! It's just usually PC beats me to the punchline!

 

[Problem Child]

Y'all are rubbing off on me. I think that's the third time I've been mean this week!

(PC, I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating. I you cuz you always say what I'm thinking. That's why you get the rap for being a prick and everyone thinks I'm a happy, jolly, fluffmeister. )

Wuss.

 

[Ishmael]

I'm sure he asks nightly, just like PC said. But the answer to "Okay hon, you suck my dick, I eat your pussy, we do missionary and then finish up doggiestyle, alright?" is invariably, "No. Not if you were the last mouthbreather on earth."

This right up there with "The Species is Doomed" Twilight Zone shit. You guys are scaring me.

Ishmael

 

[HeavyStick]

This right up there with "The Species is Doomed" Twilight Zone shit. You guys are scaring me.

Ishmael

Don't you have a sigline to beef up fluffmeister?

 

[Nora]

Wuss.

Yuh, I'm a big wuss! That's been totally and irreversibly established!

nooooooooo HeavyStick! I won't do it and you can't make me! nononononononononoonononononononononononono!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Where did this spark of spunk come from?

Fluffers are people too!!

 

[HeavyStick]

Fluffers are people too!!

It would have been more effective with a nana or frog or three. ;-)