Oh the Humanity.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Ever see one of your threads do a Hindenberg?

You start with a silly premise, full of mock angst and light rants about nothing, really. It's a lark. Suddenly a whole host of people bring their own insecurities, side issues and agendas to the dialogue, and pretty soon people start misunderstanding one another and forgetting where everyone else is coming from and accusing each other of not listening to them and before long your thread stretches and stretches to accomodate everyone's interpretation of "tone" and it's become a humorless, bloated hydrogen gas bag ready to explode.

 

[modest mouse]

I did my best to mock your thread with my own "L.I.S.P." thread.



http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53167

 

[p_p_man]

LOL Ever see one of your threads do a Hindenberg?

All the time!

 

[Mensa]

Too true

That is why I rarely open any thread that is longer than three pages.

You can usually see what I mean by going to any really long thread and opening it to the original post, read what it's about, then go to the "final page" and read how much the thread has digressed from it's origins.

It's usually like that old game of "Telephone" in which a large group of people whisper a message from person to person. By the time the message has travelled the entire group, the end message bears no similarity to the original.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[cymbidia]

Okay, i only feel comfy whispering this to you guys cuz, well, you're good eggs and you won't tell anyone i admitted this, will you? Will you?

I like it when a thread goes wildly haywire.
I love off-topic inclusions.
I think funny hijackings are way too cool. I'd do them if i could but i'm sort of disabled in my "funny" area, at least here on Lit.

Ahem.
Back to your blues... here you go...

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

LOL Ever see one of your threads do a Hindenberg?

You start with a silly premise, full of mock angst and light rants about nothing, really. It's a lark. Suddenly a whole host of people bring their own insecurities, side issues and agendas to the dialogue, and pretty soon people start misunderstanding one another and forgetting where everyone else is coming from and accusing each other of not listening to them and before long your thread stretches and stretches to accomodate everyone's interpretation of "tone" and it's become a humorless, bloated hydrogen gas bag ready to explode.

Do you need a 'Bot to keep everyone on tazk?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No. LOL

Maybe I should start using those smiley things, you know, so people know when I'm rolling my eyes or frowning or giving a thumbs up or something.

Nah.

 

[Guest]

P.S. I molest little children and their pets heeeeeeee it is so much fun. I write dirty shirty little novels that I get off on heeeeeeeee Please laugh at me collectively heeeeeeeee I write about 12 year old schoolgirls heeeeeeee I’m a sad loser heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[TN_Vixen]

DCL

are you really worried about those people who don't "get it?"

 

[TN_Vixen]

P.S. I molest little children and their pets heeeeeeee it is so much fun. I write dirty shirty little novels that I get off on heeeeeeeee Please laugh at me collectively heeeeeeeee I write about 12 year old schoolgirls heeeeeeee I’m a sad loser heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

omygod You used a smiley. My image is shattered.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh, can i order my sandwich now, Dixon dear?

i'll have a swiss cheese on a kaiser roll with a bottle of evian water ... please ...
______________
The Hindenberg was a giant zeppelin.
Her makers made a minor oversight.
Before they filled it up with explosive gas
They should have fixed the no smoking light.

 

[cymbidia]

P.S. I molest little children and their pets heeeeeeee it is so much fun. I write dirty shirty little novels that I get off on heeeeeeeee Please laugh at me collectively heeeeeeeee I write about 12 year old schoolgirls heeeeeeee I’m a sad loser heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AJ... you're back!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

are you really worried about those people who don't "get it?"

Nope.

And that was guest post above. I've never written a shirty novel in my life. LOL

 

[Guest]

Yes, I know this is strange. But I am a different man these days not only do I entice 12 yearold schoolgirls and their pets, I am also starting to get attracted to 11 year old boys heeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Thank you guest. Now more people will click my link below. Want to be my manager? LOL

 

[TN_Vixen]

what's a dirty shirty novel?
Airing your laundry again DCL?
heh

hey, even a guest DCL poser using a smiley freaks me out. It takes so little after all.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

oh, can i order my sandwich now, Dixon dear?

i'll have a swiss cheese on a kaiser roll with a bottle of evian water ... please ...

LOL That's not the kind of "order" I had in mind.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

what's a dirty shirty novel?

I suppose it's better than a ditty shitty novel.

 

[Rambling Rose]

before long your thread stretches and stretches to accomodate everyone's interpretation of "tone" and it's become a humorless, bloated hydrogen gas bag ready to explode.

...and when it began it was something completely different?

[insert winking smiley here]

 

[Rambling Rose]

I suppose it's better than a ditty shitty novel.

Not where one poster is concerned!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

LOL That's not the kind of "order" I had in mind.

ahhhhh i see now baby ... you want me to give you another kind of order?

hmmmmmm ... well i guess i could do that for you next time we are eating sandwiches together ...

<clearing my throat and looking very sternly in your direction as i resolutely point my index finger at you>

"NO SOUP FOR YOU."

 

[Renegade]

You mean to tell me that threads here will go off topic at times?? No way!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes, they will. Do you like iguanas?

 

[Mensa]

Hum if you don't know the words

I suppose it's better than a ditty shitty novel.

I know a shitty ditty.

In fact, I know a lot of shitty ditties.