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BadForm

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Dunno if anyone ever did this type of thread before, but how about an 'oh my god, did I really...' thread? One sentence, per poster, reflecting on something they are embarrassed about having done sexually. Now, I'm talking about relatively innocent things, ie don't bother confessing crimes you might have committed on here. Also, which a lot of survivors of abuse are embarrassed about what they were made to do, I'm talking things you did a) as an adult and b) willingly (even if unwittingly).

I'll start.


Oh my god, did I really... manage to sleep all the way through being given a blowjob without waking up, and without being drunk, stoned, ill or otherwise affected...? Oh my god, I did!
 
ok

Oh My God, did it really take that much booze to make her pretty?
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: ok

MissTaken said:


Hey! That was me, sweet thing!


*pouts*

Oh my...How sorry I am. It was really bad Capt. Morgan I promise. I think it made me crazy. You ain't no Ho. You be an A number one, prime time, wine and dine, fine feline......










:p
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:D
 
Heh, foxinsox... no, I didn't blow it - she did. I just regret I wasn't awake to enjoy, tho she tells me I did have a big smile on my face as I dreamed...

And blayde... come on man, if a lady does you the honor of sharing her body with you, then at least be gentleman enough not to bitch about that body afterwards. ALL women are beautiful, whether you can see it or not (even skinny ones like those icky supermodels, whose beauty I can't see).
 
BadForm said:
And blayde... come on man, if a lady does you the honor of sharing her body with you, then at least be gentleman enough not to bitch about that body afterwards
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You assumed i meant body.... they can be pretty and a real bitch at the same time, though
 
Oh my god, did I really... tell him his dick was too little and make him so mad he left? :eek: Yes I did!
 
And SexySlut... come on woman, if a gentleman does you the honor of sharing his cock with you, then at least be ladylike enough not to bitch about that cock during sex. ALL cocks are beautiful, whether you can see them or not (even small warty ones like those icky models, whose beauty I can't see).

:D:D:D
 
Starblayde said:
And SexySlut... come on woman, if a gentleman does you the honor of sharing his cock with you, then at least be ladylike enough not to bitch about that cock during sex. ALL cocks are beautiful, whether you can see them or not (even small warty ones like those icky models, whose beauty I can't see).

:D:D:D
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Uhhuh.
 
well its gotta work both ways, hasn't it? sex doesn't only happen because women 'do us the honour' of sharing their bodies men..... am i right?
 
Ok, ya got me on that one, but in all honesty, I don't know how he could do anybody any honor!!
Dont get me wrong though, I have been with guys that were 'less than average' in size and it was wonderful, but this was just unreal!!
 
SexySlut2 said:
Dont get me wrong though, I have been with guys that were 'less than average' in size and it was wonderful, but this was just unreal!!
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I think we are just giving you a hard time ya know ;)
 
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