OH MY GAWD!!! He's HELLO gorgeous!!!!!

KillerMuffin

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"Can I take them home with me? Please? Promise not to hurt them!!" She asked...

I went to the gym on the army post last night with a friend of mine whose never been to an army gym. It's different than most regualr gyms because it is populated by army guys and a few females, usually spouses. One or two army women, but they normally go during the day for some reason.

Anyway, she did fine on the treadmill, because the aerobic equipment is kept in another room, well away from the free weights. Then we went to the weight room and she tripped over herself.

If you're into that sort of thing (I am) then the weight room at an army gym in the evening is THE place to be. Lots of nicely muscled guys ranging from lean and hard to muscular and hard with the odd gotta lose 30 pounds before they kick me out guy. It's like an ocular smorgasbord for the hormones.

Of course, none of them can compare to my StudMuffin, but that doesn't stop me from appreciating the view. Intelligently enough, my friend only did nautalis machines because she felt she would drop the weights on her feet if she did free weights. She had difficulty paying attention.

So guys, yes, women do stare at you in utter, drooling, hormonal raging abject appreciation when you are looking good at the gym. Go Army!
 
re: Georgia men

Um, can you refresh my memory S.S.?

[Edited by mackdaddy_74 on 10-18-2000 at 10:48 AM]
 
Re: re: Georgia men

mackdaddy_74 said:
Um, can you refresh my memory S.S.?

[Edited by mackdaddy_74 on 10-18-2000 at 10:48 AM]

Umm....peachy? OK, I'm making that up. I was flirting and I thought it sounded good. Dammit, you aren't supposed to ask questions. You could have just said, "Yeah...it's all true." ;)

Work with me please!
 
generalizations.....

mackdaddy_74 said:
Sorry,I had a "blonde" moment! ;)

Ummm I'm sorry....did I hear a disparaging comment regarding blondes and an apparent inability to pay attention on their part?

Just remember....We DO have more fun...Right SS?
 
Well maybe I was having fun and was distracted at the time.

I ment that as a joke and would like to tell everyone how sorry I am if that "blonde" statement offended anyone.
 
mackdaddy_74 said:
Well maybe I was having fun and was distracted at the time.

I ment that as a joke and would like to tell everyone how sorry I am if that "blonde" statement offended anyone.

I, for one, am seriously offended. I don't know what it would take to get me to forget that remark. I just can't think of one single thing that would ease my mind from the trauma I am feeling at this very moment.

Wait....I think I can think of something that might make me feel better ;)

And Thumpie...we do indeed have more fun. In every sense of the word. :)
 
Re: SimplySouthern,

mackdaddy_74 said:
name your "something" and I will make it up to you.

Silly Silly Little Boy

*best Bugs Bunny immitation*
He doesn't know me very well, do he? *grin*

Women like me only want one thing.
 
Excuse me MR.Mack Sir,

Pardon me sir,your cape and cowl...er I mean your hat and coat have arrived from the dry cleaners...
 
LMAO. Blondes have more fun. In every sense of the word. Funny.

Prove it.

:D
 
Are you telling me, Ms. MuffyStuff, that you want me to show you how much fun I can be? ;)

Well, I do declare....that's the best offer I have had all day.
 
;) Checking the MAC flights now...

How close are you to Pope AFB?

SS is gonna show me how blondes have more fun, I am drooling with excitement here. Wonder if we could get ol' Thumper to show up...? I wonder if they'll let me bring the mechanical bull on the C-130.
 
Babe, you're showing your age. LOL
MAC don't exist anymore, don't you know.
 
Well drat. Mac is easier than typing out all the letters in Space-A-air. <--- too long. What happened to acronyms? Armyese is nothing but high speed low drag acronyms!

Yes April, I'm well preserved, vintaged, aged to perfection, I just don't have a born on date on my can. Heheheheheh
 
LOL sweets. Sorry to confuse you. MAC became AMC. Yeah, same letters, just arranged a different way. :rolleyes: What can you expect from the military? Rationality and common sense? HAHA don't make me laugh!
 
I have a better idea, April sweets, just fire up that Harley, come on up here and get me, and we'll both go see how SS has more fun. :D

Whattya think? I'll pay for the gas.
 
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