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Dragonlady

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As I sit here and listen to my honey pound on his drums in the basement..I was thinking of all the movies I have see what was the worst I have seen .....



The Fuckin'BradyBunch is the worse damn movie I have ever seen ...What is yours the movie you hated the really sucked!!!



HAppy watching
DL
 
The Fuckin' Brady Bunch? Did they do a porno version?
There's a nifty porno Brady story right here on Lit. Jan and Marcia are having a good time, and their moans and squeals alert Greg to the situation. He spies for awhile, then joins in the fun. Ohhhh yeah!
 
I think one of the worst movies I've ever seen was Supernova, that was just bad. That and a movie called Demons, I would rather rip my eyes out then watch Demons again.
 
Hmmm....

I'm having difficulty with the name because I tried to block the memory from my mind...

It's something like "Blood of Heroes" kind of a Mad Max crossed with Thunderball, but with none of the redeeming? characteristics of either. It had Joan Chen in it and possibly Rutger Hauer. From the mid- or late-80s.
 
MST3K

Anybody watch Mystery Science Theater? That show has hosted some of the worst films ever made. So many, in fact, that I can't decide. But some that come to mind are Eegah, The Pod People, and Manos: Hands of Fate.
 
Yupper those have got to go who the hell thinks of this shit anyways?? like these movies that come out.Hello if they think I'm going to pay for some of these stupid movies they have got to slow down on the crack!!



happy hunting on the worse movies ever seen !!http://smilecwm.tripod.com/asian3/ptamafu.gif
 
Let's go with (for now):
Wing Commander, the Ninth Gate, & Mission Impossible 2.

Blech!
 
One step Further

For my money there are two kinds of bad movies:

a) Movies so bad, they are entertaining

b) Movies so bad they would gag a maggot

Type A:

Any black and whitemovie made in the 50's or 60's where the main character/monster/insect is exposed to deadly radiation and grows uncontrollably/eats people/crushes tall buildings

Reefer Madness

Type B:

Pure monkey shit flicks like:

Double Jeopardy

Anything starring a former SNL star (except Bill Murray or Belushi)

All sequels (except Godfather)

Good foreign movies which originally had subtitles, now with English dubbed in. (Das Boot, Life is Beautiful)

Any of my favorite books turned into a movie starring Barbra
Streisand (The Prince of Tides - I'm still pissed).

Talking Baby Movies
 
DL, probably because you weren't a bored rich kid in Beverly Hills. Were you?? lol My sincerest apologies if any of you fit that description.
 
The worst film I've seen in the passed five years was called "Shadow men" that film sucked donkey dick....!!!!!

"The Blair witch project" now that film blew, sucked and stank, and if you thought it was frightening then you are truly sad.

[Edited by OUTSIDER on 11-03-2000 at 10:33 AM]
 
Re: MST3K

Pyper said:
Anybody watch Mystery Science Theater? That show has hosted some of the worst films ever made. So many, in fact, that I can't decide. But some that come to mind are Eegah, The Pod People, and Manos: Hands of Fate.

Come on now! I liked those movies!!!

My vote for the worst movie ever:

"Eye of the Beholder"... GOD! I have NEVER seen a worse movie than this one...

Oh yeah, and speaking of, any movie with Ashley Judd... can't she find some role where she doesn't run around screaming and crying and whining because someone's stalking her?

I thought ConAir was pretty stupid.

Jeez, there's so many more, but I can't think now.
Sorry.
 
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