Oh, God. I'm pished!

[Guest]

I got damped by me grrl today so I spended thhish afternooon drinken a pint of vodke and naw ima bit pished!

Hick

Naw you byiochies come and be nice to cheevs

 

[bg23]

Hi CV. I'm sorry to hear about the girl. She didn't deserve you anyway. I'd have you anyday.

How's the fan club going?

 

[Guest]

*HUGS CV*

Never thought I'd do that.

 

[bg23]

*HUGS CV*

Never thought I'd do that.

Hi Lou. Did you used to be part of my CV fanclub?

 

[Guest]

Cv, get over it. There are plenty of other fish in the toilet (of love).

kissy-huggy, Perdita

 

[Guest]

Hi Lou. Did you used to be part of my CV fanclub?

Yeah, I think I did, but then he started being very rude and asking to see my tits, so I left.

 

[Guest]

Okie. hick badgirl23 can be me new gurl. hick She kan kick me on the balls and everything.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Okie. hick badgirl23 can be me new gurl. hick She kan kick me on the balls and everything.

Oh jeez, you are the dream date.

 

[Guest]

Oh jeez, you are the dream date.

LOL!

Yeah, I know bg23 is into being sub and stuff. Hey, I'm pretty good learner. whoosh! whoosh!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Okie. hick badgirl23 can be me new gurl. hick She kan kick me on the balls and everything.

Don't do it, bad_girl23!

It will be simply AGES before CV's balls descend enough to get a decent shot at them!