Oh God-Damn It All!!!

[JazzManJim]

Okay...it looks like yours truly will not be attending the much-anticipated Lit-Together on Saturday.

My boss just told me that, due to anticipated stuff happening on Labor DAy, my office is going on extended hours and I'm the one that has to mind the store for about a 12-hour shift, until 8 PM. There's no way in heck I'll be able to get there at any practical hour. That I already had plans is pretty much not a concern. This comes from On High and there's jack-all he or I can do about it....

Damn it. Damn it DAMN IT!

 

[Ginny]

oh jim, i'm sorry.....that sucks big donkey weenie....


maybe if you put your MrWinky av back up you'll feel a lil better.....isn't it Cock Week @ Lit again?.....

 

[JerseyBoy]

Dude, didn't you see Office Space?

 

[shyybabe]

Damn it. Damn it DAMN IT!

That was a great warm up rant. Now let's hear the real words that were said. Somehow I think they were a tad harsher perhaps?

Sorry your plans were ruined. But I like Ginny's suggestion.

 

[JazzManJim]

Heh. Nice try, ginny, but no. That av's retired for a little while, I think.

shy, let's say that once the office was all clear the air shimmered with the heat of my cursing. And a stapler took flight, but that ended as soon as it met the wall....

 

[lilrosie lips]

Jim...

That sucks. Sorry that your plans were ruined.

 

[sunstruck]

Jim I am confused. I thought you worked in a pizza joint?

I say come up with an excuse so wild no one will ever belive your lying. I'm good at that if you need help.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Oh damn Jim ............... that just blows!!
I'm so sorry that this has happened.

 

[Bluesboy2]

That really blows

Perhaps you could fake a heart attack this afternoon?

 

[JazzManJim]

Jim I am confused. I thought you worked in a pizza joint?

I say come up with an excuse so wild no one will ever belive your lying. I'm good at that if you need help.

I'm only a part-time Pizza Stud. My legit job is a tad bit more serious.

 

[Susano]

That sucketh with a great magnitude of suckiness. I've had two months to resign myself to not being able to go, and I'm still not ok with it.
Convince everyone to make it a Lit afterparty at Nation? There'll be a foam party on the patio...

C'mon, I just know foam would cheer you up.

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry you're going to miss the party, too, Jim. I'm glad I was out there last weekend though instead of this weekend. This weekend I'm sick and would not have been much fun to meet I think.