Oh, cry me a river!(Rant)

[Guest]

That's what spoons are for.

Yea! You lost your virginity status!

 

[SummerMorning]

With your hand in your jacket?

Non non. With ze jacket in your hand!

 

[SummerMorning]

Mac n cheese is one step up from what I can manage, I'm afraid. I order the bestest takeout thai though.

(humble voice) I cook like God. (end humble voice)

 

[Honey123]

Non non. With ze jacket in your hand!

Why Summer you are so barbaric!

 

[SummerMorning]

Why Summer you are so barbaric!

What's barbaric about a fine girl taking my jacket?

 

[Honey123]

What's barbaric about a fine girl taking my jacket?

Oh, sorry....I was daydreaming about you doing something else with your mouth...

 

[erise]

See, you CAN be on a cooking show!!!

No, that means I can be on an eating show.

Do they have those?

 

[Honey123]

No, that means I can be on an eating show.

Do they have those?

Um no...but what a concept for a reality show!

 

[erise]

Yea! You lost your virginity status!

Woot! What's the count for the next payoff? When can I be a Left Wing Liberal Pussy like you?

 

[SummerMorning]

Oh, sorry....I was daydreaming about you doing something else with your mouth...

Silly girl. We're doing that tomorrow, not today!



bon di, bella!

 

[sophia jane]

Woot! What's the count for the next payoff? When can I be a Left Wing Liberal Pussy like you?

No one can be quite like SubSarah.

SJ

 

[erise]

(humble voice) I cook like God. (end humble voice)

Ooh! I do other things divinely. Maybe we can arrange a trade of services?

 

[Honey123]

Silly girl. We're doing that tomorrow, not today!



bon di, bella!

yay! Now I can't wait for tomorrow!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_1.gif

 

[erise]

No one can be quite like SubSarah.

SJ

Ok, I'll settle for Conservative Cunt then. Or is that position already taken by that annoying blonde thing I see on Fox News now and then?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ok, I'll settle for Conservative Cunt then. Or is that position already taken by that annoying blonde thing I see on Fox News now and then?

LMAO! sorry, I think that skinny bitch has the market cornered.

I was deemed "Cheeky Cunt" once, that was fun.

 

[rgraham666]

LMAO! sorry, I think that skinny bitch has the market cornered.

I was deemed "Cheeky Cunt" once, that was fun.

(Looks at Scarlett's AV)

And what lovely cheeks they are.

 

[Guest]

No one can be quite like SubSarah.

SJ

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/girl.gif

You are gorgeous.

(When do you get off work?)

 

[Guest]

Woot! What's the count for the next payoff? When can I be a Left Wing Liberal Pussy like you?

Kisses, you!

At 100 posts you can pick a pretty picture - show everyone your tits, perhaps?

Your title will change a few times, finally becoming Literotica Guru - can't remember the number of posts you need.

And at 1000 posts you can say whatever you wish about yourself under your name.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

(Looks at Scarlett's AV)

And what lovely cheeks they are.

aww shucks.

 

[sophia jane]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/girl.gif

You are gorgeous.

(When do you get off work?)

SJ