Oh, cry me a river!(Rant)

[matriarch]

Shang speaketh of Emeril.

I still don't have the slightest idea who you are talking about.

 

[impressive]

I still don't have the slightest idea who you are talking about.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/emeril_lagasse/article/0,1974,FOOD_9823_1770157,00.html

 

[Guest]

I hate him. I hate every greasy, oozing, smug, self-adoring, sweat-shined inch of him.

After that episode where he broiled Horse steaks, I can see why.

 

[Liar]

Bam who?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bam who?

If I ever get my own cooking show, my catchphrase is going to be "SPANK!"

Maybe I'll call it "Kitchen Submission"

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

maven
/mayv’n/

• noun N. Amer. informal an expert or connoisseur.

— ORIGIN Yiddish.

From here.

Sweet! I didn't just make that up.

Oh, Jammies, you totally rock.

 

[logophile]

If I ever get my own cooking show, my catchphrase is going to be "SPANK!"

Maybe I'll call it "Kitchen Submission"

Scarlett's making me damp every where I go!

 

[Guest]

 

[CharleyH]

You know, I love Martha Stewart and I think she got kind of a raw deal. But, when you're under house arrest and complaining that you have to be confined to your huge mansion...GIVE ME A BREAK!

Yeah, being locked down with your millions of dollars must be horrible. She can only be gone 48 hours a week. Hell, she gets more time outside of the home than most stay-at-home moms I know. If it was me, I'd just hire a bunch of strippers to entertain me all day long or I'd look at every single porn site on the internet. Write your bestselling book about prison and shut the hell up.

ROFL LOL The BIG BREAKING new yesterday was that her name in prison was LOL

M-DIDDY!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Scarlett's making me damp every where I go!

you know I wouldn't do it on purpose.
It's all your fault, with that rigorous dairy product research you did for my Nude Day story. I've been out of control since last week!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ROFL LOL The BIG BREAKING new yesterday was that her name in prison was LOL

M-DIDDY!

Lmao! M-Diddy. That's something to tell your grandchildren, Martha.

 

[Guest]

If I ever get my own cooking show, my catchphrase is going to be "SPANK!"

Maybe I'll call it "Kitchen Submission"

Please do. Lovely name!

And of course, the utensils will be put to far different use. . .

 

[lil_elvis]

Please do. Lovely name!

And of course, the utensils will be put to far different use. . .

Hmmm....and what will be used to whip the eggs and beat the cream?

 

[BlackShanglan]

I still don't have the slightest idea who you are talking about.

Give thanks that you don't. Truly.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ahhhh..... BAM.....

 

[Dar~]

I don't like emeril, but some of the stuff he cooks, Mmmm . . .

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ahhhh..... BAM.....

Ahhhh .... BITE ME.

 

[The_Fool]

I hate him. I hate every greasy, oozing, smug, self-adoring, sweat-shined inch of him.

You know Shanglan, this post could be taken in a very down in the gutter fashion. I, being the innocent fool that I am, would never go there...

 

[Dar~]

You know Shanglan, this post could be taken in a very down in the gutter fashion. I, being the innocent fool that I am, would never go there...

liar.

 

[The_Fool]

liar.

No, I don't think he smokes cigars...

 

[BlackShanglan]

You know Shanglan, this post could be taken in a very down in the gutter fashion. I, being the innocent fool that I am, would never go there...

I have no problem with that being interpreted as an image of a colossal prick.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ahhhh .... BITE ME.

*nibble*

 

[The_Fool]

I have no problem with that being interpreted as an image of a colossal prick.

Oh Shanglan....you are so serious....

 

[EnglishMuffin]

ok. u made ur point.