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Win a soccer game by more than five points and you lose, Ottawa league says
By Terrine Friday June 1, 2010 – 6:05 am

In yet another nod to the protection of fledgling self-esteem, an Ottawa children’s soccer league has introduced a rule that says any team that wins a game by more than five points will lose by default.

The Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer league’s newly implemented edict is intended to dissuade a runaway game in favour of sportsmanship. The rule replaces its five-point mercy regulation, whereby any points scored beyond a five-point differential would not be registered.

Kevin Cappon said he first heard about the rule on May 20 — right after he had scored his team’s last allowable goal. His team then tossed the ball around for fear of losing the game.

He said if anything, the league’s new rule will coddle sore losers.

“They should be saying anything is possible. If we can get five goals really fast, well, so can the other team,” said Kevin, 17, who has played in the league for five years. “People grow in adversity, they don’t really get worse…. I think you’ll see more leadership skills being used if a losing team tries to recuperate than if they never got into that situation at all.”

Kevin’s father, Bruce Cappon, called the rule ludicrous.
 
The Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer league’s newly implemented edict is intended to dissuade a runaway game in favour of sportsmanship.
Um. Doctoring the scoreboard for pity is not sportmanship. It's patronizing.
“They should be saying anything is possible. If we can get five goals really fast, well, so can the other team,” said Kevin, 17, who has played in the league for five years.
Wait... 17? I could understand this if we were talking about first graders or something.
 
yes,

i know, zeb,

you guys only coddle the worthy, like GM and AIG.
 
i know, zeb,

you guys only coddle the worthy, like GM and AIG.

GM? GM? You must be kidding. For god's sake, don't use that as an example. The current political prestidigitators abrogated every known priority of The Bankruptcy Code in order to fraudulently convey the company to unionville.

The company's bondholders were defrauded— this was a case of outright theft.




Current Owner(s):

United States Department of the Treasury (61%)
United Auto Workers Union
Voluntary Employee Beneficiary Association (17.5%)
Canada Development Investment Corporation (7.9%)
Government of Ontario (3.8%)
Bond holders of Motors Liquidation Company (9.8%)
 
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i know, zeb,

you guys only coddle the worthy, like GM and AIG.

Although down here in the land of the FREE we have what is basically called a "slaughter rule" we don't think winning is wrong.

And I surely didn't vote to have my representatives take over the two companies in your post. And I surely didn't vote to have a community organizer and Chicago thug be president. So go peddle your bullshit to someone else pure.
 
Canadians are the SPECIAL OLYMPIANS of white people.
 
Win a soccer game by more than five points and you lose, Ottawa league says
By Terrine Friday June 1, 2010 – 6:05 am

In yet another nod to the protection of fledgling self-esteem, an Ottawa children’s soccer league has introduced a rule that says any team that wins a game by more than five points will lose by default.

The Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer league’s newly implemented edict is intended to dissuade a runaway game in favour of sportsmanship. The rule replaces its five-point mercy regulation, whereby any points scored beyond a five-point differential would not be registered.

Kevin Cappon said he first heard about the rule on May 20 — right after he had scored his team’s last allowable goal. His team then tossed the ball around for fear of losing the game.

He said if anything, the league’s new rule will coddle sore losers.

“They should be saying anything is possible. If we can get five goals really fast, well, so can the other team,” said Kevin, 17, who has played in the league for five years. “People grow in adversity, they don’t really get worse…. I think you’ll see more leadership skills being used if a losing team tries to recuperate than if they never got into that situation at all.”

Kevin’s father, Bruce Cappon, called the rule ludicrous.

Send them a carton of JBJ's 'plastic trophies'. :D
 
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