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Oh boy, they finally found my spacecraft!

DVS said:
OK, space boy, I'm a little slow in space lingo up take. You wanna help me and explain what you meant by "burn with oxygen at sub-plasmic temperatures"?

By the way...right star, wrong movie. Yes, Will was in both movies, but the big steam spider was...well...no.
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It means that immersing him in oxygen (being in earth's atmosphere) and attempting to burn him at a temperature less than that required to turn him into plasma doesn't work. "plasmic" temperatures are pretty high.
 
Aeroil said:
It means that immersing him in oxygen (being in earth's atmosphere) and attempting to burn him at a temperature less than that required to turn him into plasma doesn't work. "plasmic" temperatures are pretty high.
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Shit, that's nothin'. I got this alien chickie so fuckin' plasmic the other night and I didn't immerse her in nothin' 'cept my own cum. She didn't speak no English, but I could tell she was wantin' it bad...it's the universal language, ya' know. :cool:
 
By extremely high, I mean the kind of temperatures that its impossible for solid matter to exist at.
 
Aeroil said:
By extremely high, I mean the kind of temperatures that its impossible for solid matter to exist at.
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You've never seen me in action.
 
Aeroil said:
I always wondered why there are no little DVS' around.
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and why he glows in the dark...

not that it is a bad thing, many a unsuspecting bum has been saved because of that glow.... :rolleyes:
 
Xelebes said:
Emit radiation and at certain temperatures, fuse.
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Ohhhh, so THAT'S why I had such a difficult time pulling my cock out of her ass. She was a hot little bitch, for sure.

Cool! Man, this is a very informative thread!
 
DVS said:
Ohhhh, so THAT'S why I had such a difficult time pulling my cock out of her ass. She was a hot little bitch, for sure.

Cool! Man, this is a very informative thread!
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No, we're talking the fusing of nuclei here. We're talking about making your body into a single unstable atom with 10^28 protons.
 
Xelebes said:
No, we're talking the fusing of nuclei here. We're talking about making your body into a single unstable atom with 10^28 protons.
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Oh, I guess she was a little squirmy, but I don't think I'd call her unstable. Wait...are you talking about me, or her? And talk "Earthy English", space boy. You're losing me.
 
DVS said:
Oh, I guess she was a little squirmy, but I don't think I'd call her unstable. Wait...are you talking about me, or her? And talk "Earthy English", space boy. You're losing me.
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Unstable as in extremely radioactive, an atom like that would probably blast out enough gamma rays and anti-matter to cause a rather nasty crater in earth's surface before it completely disintigrated.
 
Aeroil said:
Unstable as in extremely radioactive, an atom like that would probably blast out enough gamma rays and anti-matter to cause a rather nasty crater in earth's surface before it completely disintigrated.
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Wow. Talk about an interesting fuck. :eek:
 
Shankara20 said:
Is there such a thing as an uninteresting fuck :confused:
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Umm you never had my ex husband, did you?

That qualified.

Of course he may have been different with you ;)

I have never seen an uninteresting cock though :D
 
Y'see at that point it becomes an incredible fuck as opposed to a credible fuck and, sir, if that is what you want - have at it. Just don't expect the girls to believe you when you take them into the sack - if they believe you enough to follow you into the sack.
 
Xelebes said:
Y'see at that point it becomes an incredible fuck as opposed to a credible fuck and, sir, if that is what you want - have at it. Just don't expect the girls to believe you when you take them into the sack - if they believe you enough to follow you into the sack.
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hehehe ^_^
 
It would be better if he said he were a cold fuck. Cryogenics is a bit more appealing to more female specimens.
 
Xelebes said:
It would be better if he said he were a cold fuck. Cryogenics is a bit more appealing to more female specimens.
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would that make him a popsicle dick?
 
Xelebes said:
Y'see at that point it becomes an incredible fuck as opposed to a credible fuck and, sir, if that is what you want - have at it. Just don't expect the girls to believe you when you take them into the sack - if they believe you enough to follow you into the sack.
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Sad, but it sounds like you are speaking from experience. As for me, I have no problems getting the girls to follow me anywhere. No brag...just fact.

Now, back to the thread's main theme...
I've seen movies where aliens have both male and female sex organs. It's said that even if only one of a species remains, that one could continue the species. Well, space boy, I have a few questions about this, if you don't mind.

(1) isn't this kind of like masturbation...solo sex...dancing with yourself...or maybe even a version of fucking your sister?

(2) and then who is mother and who is father? Or are they both in one being? And how do you deal with the problems of a one parent household?

(3) if we earthlings produce offspring with close family members, it's not a good thing socially, or for the quality of the gene pool. So, are you saying you've found a way to bypass the bad side of this, and compound on what little good there is of it, exponentially?

(4) The title of this thread is "Oh boy, they finally found my spacecraft". Where does "oh boy" fit into your means of propagation? I mean...if you have both sexual organs, how do you decide if you are a boy or a girl?
 
Silica lifeforms are agamic, however we do have properties coupling between the offspring where there are two types produced. This division is known as splitting into genders. You humans are familiar with this, as many carbic lifeforms have this serparation. But we also have this agamic property which humans don't, which makes it difficult for this alien to explain with some level of coherency on the human level.

You see, we split and we split. There is no DNA to mess up. We just split and grow on a nice warm beach (apparently that is how I have managed to flourish on this planet to grow to human-sized proportions.) There is no problems with incest and the sort. All these extra appendages that separate us between the two "genders" are there for mere pleasuring purposes.
 
Xelebes said:
Depends on which alien you are refering to. I was state of the art intelligence when I was concieved.







1.2 billion years ago.
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Oooooh, now it starts making sense, are you possibly one of the lifeforms engineered by the Shardians? They are notorious for their condemnation of Carbic lifeforms and before they recluded to their homeworld and detached from their parent star, they claimed to have "Mastered" the Universe, and obviously they did more than a little biological engineering.

It's good to see their legacy isn't extinguished, if so, they made many marvellous things.
 
No, I'm the predecessor of Sardaukar-types right before they turned into carbon-based lifeforms after the armageddon of my home planet of Kiosk.
 
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