Oh boy, they finally found my spacecraft!

[Xelebes]

I was only the navigator. The pilot died from a cold and the engineers perished when one of the buttons popped out of the control-board and ricocheted around the engineer's room.

 

[graceanne]

I was only the navigator. The pilot died from a cold and the engineers perished when one of the buttons popped out of the control-board and ricocheted around the engineer's room.

Yeah, yeah. Excuses, excuses. I know what really happened. You navigated them straight into a planet, then abandoned them. You should be ashamed.

 

[Xelebes]

Hey, it's one of the reasons why I am still stuck on this planet. There has been 7 chances for me to get away from this planet, but reading my record has dissuaded them from picking me up. These records are a nuisance!

 

[graceanne]

Hey, it's one of the reasons why I am still stuck on this planet. There has been 7 chances for me to get away from this planet, but reading my record has dissuaded them from picking me up. These records are a nuisance!

Oh. So the only way to get rid of you is to hack into the computers and change your record?

Hm.

 

[shy slave]

Its sort of good to know that even aliens have problems with red tape and records.

But as for you being the navigator...didn't you see you were about to crash land?

Thats not a recommendation for them to pick you up, what if they needed you to navigate back home?

 

[Xelebes]

The hard part is trying to maneuver the ship at warp 3.5 and you happen to go into a galaxy cluster upon a simple miscalculation. You end up in places that you wouldn't imagine, like a planet where evolution actually takes place. Apparently, I skipped a space-fold and ended up in the wrong galaxy cluster. And a teensy-weensy galaxy cluster at that!

 

[Aeroil]

Gah! CARL SAGAN IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!

 

[shy slave]

The hard part is trying to maneuver the ship at warp 3.5 and you happen to go into a galaxy cluster upon a simple miscalculation. You end up in places that you wouldn't imagine, like a planet where evolution actually takes place. Apparently, I skipped a space-fold and ended up in the wrong galaxy cluster. And a teensy-weensy galaxy cluster at that!

You poor blue alien.

I often get lost, I know how it feels.

And you have had to wait all this time for the internet to be invented.

God, you must have been bored for centuries


Perhaps you should have tried my map book

The Map Book for Girls and Blue Aliens

 

[graceanne]

You poor blue alien.

I often get lost, I know how it feels.

And you have had to wait all this time for the internet to be invented.

God, you must have been bored for centuries


Perhaps you should have tried my map book

The Map Book for Girls and Blue Aliens

I WANT THAT MAP BOOK! Except I need one for Portland. K'd be so happy if I stopped getting lost.
I couldn't find my ass with both hands in the dark.

 

[Shankara20]

I WANT THAT MAP BOOK! Except I need one for Portland. K'd be so happy if I stopped getting lost.
I couldn't find my ass with both hands in the dark.

bet I could find your ass with both my hands in the dark....

DVS taught me how

 

[DVS]

Hey, it's one of the reasons why I am still stuck on this planet. There has been 7 chances for me to get away from this planet, but reading my record has dissuaded them from picking me up. These records are a nuisance!

I saw this movie once. It was suppose to be based on fact. Can't you just "phoine home" like he did? It seems simple enough. They were more than happy to come for him.

Even if you are a bad risk, if you just sign on as a passenger, you can't hurt anything, right? Maybe you just need to pass them a few granyon or something. And be sure to smile will big, too. That always seems to work for us humans.

And, you could just decide to stay, set yourself up a remote office, etc. I think our government is going to be treating aliens pretty well, in the next year or so. You could come out ahead, if you can wait. All you really need to do is speak English (that translator thing answers that necessity) and maybe answer a few history questions. That translator thing is a gold mine, you know. In the right part of town, you could probably get a forture for it, if you wanted to sell it.

Shit, you could get a job, some money for college, and even a house, if you play your alien cards right. Woo Hoo!

 

[Xelebes]

Bah, I claimed refugee status in Canada.

 

[saw_man1]

Abbot and Costello in Space

As an alien you are a bit of a disappointment.

I thought you guys were supposed to be smarter than us?

 

[Xelebes]

Depends on which alien you are refering to. I was state of the art intelligence when I was concieved.







1.2 billion years ago.

 

[DuPain]

Men In Black

The men in black are gonna bust ya!

 

[Xelebes]

Not my problem I came here before the treaty's cutting line.

 

[DVS]

Not my problem I came here before the treaty's cutting line.

Think so, huh? Didn't you see the movies? They'll shoot first and then ask your smoldering remains questions.

 

[Shankara20]

Think so, huh? Didn't you see the movies? They'll shoot first and then ask your smoldering remains questions.

hmmm, isn't that av his smoldering remains?

 

[Xelebes]

Think so, huh? Didn't you see the movies? They'll shoot first and then ask your smoldering remains questions.

Yeah, they tried that in 1851, when I was interviewing that maniac running that big steam spider but they didn't realise that I don't burn with oxygen at sub-plasmic temperatures.

 

[DVS]

Yeah, they tried that in 1851, when I was interviewing that maniac running that big steam spider but they didn't realise that I don't burn with oxygen at sub-plasmic temperatures.

OK, space boy, I'm a little slow in space lingo up take. You wanna help me and explain what you meant by "burn with oxygen at sub-plasmic temperatures"?

By the way...right star, wrong movie. Yes, Will was in both movies, but the big steam spider was...well...no.

 

[Xelebes]

You don't see the actual picture. Both of the movies actually did happen. A lot of history books were undone due to the Civil War. Damn revisionists!

 

[DVS]

You don't see the actual picture. Both of the movies actually did happen. A lot of history books were undone due to the Civil War. Damn revisionists!

Well, of course, then...I didn't know. And I was afraid to ask Woody Allen.

 

[Xelebes]

Woody Allen knows this shit too. Ask him someday.

 

[LadyAria]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/LadyAriaSucci/050613_sm_closeEncounters_e.jpg

Thought that looked like you.

 

[Xelebes]

Oh brother! Tangllyfyx!